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(Eddie sitting at his computer looking towards the ceiling, pondering Times' statement.... follow the light and it will lead you to heaven...follow the light and it will lead you to heaven...follow the light and it will lead you to heaven...)

P.S. If I follow the yellow brick road will that lead me to Kansas and the wizard, Dr. Freeze?
 
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Eddie Haskell

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Let us go in peace, my young law student. When you have completed your law journey, I hope that your path leads you to me for wise sage and other smokable products. Until that time, happy trails to you in the great north and may the wind at your back never be your own.

Eddie
 

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Eddie, do you run your own practice, or do you work for a firm?

I need a lawyer and would love to have you represent me, please provide details of your location as I may wish to contact you.

Thanks
 

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Eddie Haskell said:
Jackie Childs, Esq.
Dewey, Cheatum, & Howe, LLP
246 Contingency Fee Lane
Cincinnati, Ohio 45202

1-800-BIG-CASH
childlaw@ripemoff.com

Have your girl call my girl and we'll do lunch.

Eddie, please provide the correct details, not false addresses and phone numbers!

Do you own the practice or do you work for this firm, partner?
 

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I just moved to Texas,

I just moved to Texas,

only a few years back and I don't see any more racism here than anywhere else..Although I am sure it exists, I see just as much reverse racism too. I do not feel I owe anyone an apology nor does any prticular state county or commonwealth...albeit slavery did exist and old habits die hard...but the debt to society fromn slaveowners has been paid in my opinion. I am aware that it may be tougher to hail a cab, or get good service somewhere and everyone has a right to these things, but I do not believe that anyone as a Minority man or woman should get a position ro elevation of any position based solely on the color of their skin. I also don't believe that we should introduce a slang language (ebonics) into schools. I don't believe we should have rebuilt Japan or any of the things that happen every stinkin day that everyone including minorities have to deal with. Your argument G-hawg is with those particular business owners not Texas, or Oakland.

My Huffy Thunder Trail bicycle got stolen by a black man at knife point when I was seven, in Chicago, I don't blame Illinois nor do I think you had anything to do with it. I was mugged and malled at age 17 and left for dead on Halstead street by a gang from the South Side, Hispanic went by the name Two-Six I know cuz it is still scarred in my chest, yet I am not plotting against my neighbor Sergio, nor do I blame him for not getting a promotion.

Simply put, it is Racism, and all races are capable and guilty of it!!!! Just as much as the next guy.

Besides, I like Tex-Mex food.
 

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Dr Fat:

Well stated. You have exceeded my expectations of your abilities. For a stupid person, you did a great job on that post. As Mr. Rome would say, you had a take.

By the way doc, as Dean Wermer would say in the movie Animal House,...."fat , dumb, and stupid is no way to go through life, son." Take it to heart, buddy.

Eddie
 

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Eddie

Eddie

very funny stuff thanks:D .....also I believe the quote is
"fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life"

You know Eddie, "sometimes it is better to keep your mouth shut and let everyone think you are an asshole, than to open it up and remove all doubt", do you know who said that? You being so well educated at the University of Cincy. and all. Of course, you have probably heard that a hundred times.
 

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Eddie--

I listen to Car Talk every weekend. Not suprised in the least that no one picked up on your clever reference in your response to our Canadian friend.
Keep fighting the good fight here at Jack's and please know that you are not alone in your beliefs at this forum.
Also, at one time I asked Jack to send me your e-mail address but he said he sent you mine instead. Drop me a line sometime.
 

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Thanks Redsfan:

Appreciate the kind words of support. Hell, I've got blisters on my fingertips from this weekend. And its not from boppin the bologna (joltin the johnson?)

Reds fan? Really, in Davenport? Why not the Cubbies or Sox? I'll e-mail you tomorrow from my office.

I'm not trying to sway anyone to the way I think about things. I'm just trying to balance what I perceive to be mob mentality thought by the majority on this board and create at least, create discussion, if not agreement.

Good luck,
Eddie
 

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QUOTE......."I'm not trying to sway anyone to the way I think about things. I'm just trying to balance what I perceive to be mob mentality thought by the majority on this board and create at least, create discussion, if not agreement."

I've just read the whole 8 pages on this topic, and I can safely say you have done no such thing.
If simply abusing and stereo-typing people is what you see as creating discussion, then forgive me, but from all I've read you haven't even offered a sensible opinion on this or any other subject.

If you want to have a "balanced discussion" about corporal punishment, racism, the legal system or any other incredibly grey subject then I'm sure you'll get plenty of takers offering opinions on all sides, but to simply slate people for being "Southern rednecks" is ludicrous.

I live in Australia so I know little about the different situations in the different states, but I do know not to take any notice of every (any!) show/movie I see where the 'bad guy' is always a white, trailor towing Southern hick ;)

I also know that for every racist, violent moron there is a toff-nosed arrogent conservative that is just as much at fault for refusing to see anything other than what their mummy and daddy told them growing up in the suberbs.

Just my .02 worth, and now I'll sit back and expect the same mindless abuse....Hell you've probably seen an Australian movie where we all live in huts or something ;)
 

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lol...Mr Christo......I am that rich, arrogant conservative who should be flushed down the toilet with my buddy Ken Lay.......i only believe what my parents tell me....and my whole family has always done the same -- actually my family seems to be heroes of Mr. Haskill's........if he only knew who my family was.....but that is where his closed mindedness gets him......

you are right in that there is a difference in sensible reasoning and pointless insulting, insinuating, and misconstruing.....
 

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In my best Australian accent "Really?"

Well mate, you apparently did not read the 8 (sic) pages very thouroughly. Or did you selectively read what you wanted to read?

May I direct your attention to the following blokes who posted prior, (that means before) I made my intial post attacking Texans:

From DDubs of Chicago, Illinois....

"I don't know, man. Sometimes I just have no faith in the judi....juddd....judic.....judicial system. It's such a joke sometimes that I can't say those 2 words with a straight face. Most of the time it seems it's all up to the lawyers you have and the way they present the case.

And from one of my favorite Texan, Fatdaddycool...

"Put her in a wood chipper.......feet first....feed her to the wild pigs...its all this tree-hugging hippie crap that is killing the justice system. The last criminal that I can remember that the Justice System ..."

Fat further opines....

"so the lawyers can have another toast tonight at the celebration buffet about how justice was served and the death penalty defeated as they bite into their steaks........aaaaaahhhhhh the life of a hypocrite. "

Then, my personal favorite from our very own illustrious Dr. Freeze from Houston, Texas....

"unbelievable.....the problem to our justice system is that we have idiot judges and juries......many of which who are easily swayed by their emotions.....lawyers just play on those these days....common sense is thrown out the window"

Then Blue, from Cullman, Alabama writes....

"Our Justice system sucks! Plain and simple! Listen up Counselors and Future Counselors, (Hey Bama I'm Talking to you) When you get a chitbag in court or where ever. Make me proud throw the Bastards a Curve ball every now and again and actually ask the Judge if they might just keep a few criminals behind the Bars! "

He further suggests....

"The son of a Beeatch was selling dope to kids, adults hell even to his own sister and now he is gonna get off scott free because his P.O.S. lawyer is greasing some palms and there gonna mop it under the rug!"

All of that before little ole me decided to make my first post.

I think I can safely say Matey that you are no different than the master spin doctor of this thread, Felonious Monk. I responded, in kind, to the never ending attacks on lawyers and the justice system which were completely unwarrented on this thread.

By the way, dundee, I never said all texans were xyz. I've commented on the stereotype of Southerns and indicated how many of the individuals who posted in reply to this thread fit that stereotype.

You sir, did not read the posts. You apparently feel a need to fit in with the majority. Fine, if your insecurities demand such acknowledgement, that is your problem. I see we have spin doctors who live upside down in the southern hemispere. Too much blood must be rushing to your head.

Your two cents worth is worth about that. As I indicated in the initial paragraph, you have selectively read what you wanted to read and placed your own spin on it. You have further misstated my position. It is good to know that there are stupid, moronic dolts down under.

Do you say Y'all down there too? Maybe you can share a fosters with your mental equal Monk.

G'day
Eddie
 

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Doctor:

Your up late. Several minutes ago you made the following statment in response to Mr Christo:

"you are right in that there is a difference in sensible reasoning and pointless insulting, insinuating, and misconstruing....."

On March 22, 2002 at 1:03PM you made the following statment:

"unbelievable.....the problem to our justice system is that we have idiot judges and juries......many of which who are easily swayed by their emotions.....lawyers just play on those these days....common sense is thrown out the window"

Your honor, nothing further.

Eddie
 
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