The Masters thread

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With these shitty weather conditions, your jacket is very important. There is an old guy at Augusta who picks out the most appropriate jacket for each player, based on his swing type, and body shape. He's an old Russian tailor. His name is Rudolph. His nickname is "The Red", because he played on the Red Army hockey team.

Well, a few of the players today scoffed at Rudy's suggestion for their jackets, and asked, "What makes this guy such an authority?"

A long time member at the club replied.......


"Rudolph The Red knows rain gear."

:popcorn2

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Tigers tampon buddy altered his score so tiger made the cut as the last player.
thats not sportsmanship.
If dude can't play gtfo

I almost wagered tiger no make cut. What a ripoff

We didn't get hopped up and crash car goin 80 mph
 

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As much as I can't stand Koepka, you can't deny his ability.

And why does he need to spit after every shot?
 
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Round 4 is setting up for what I want: drama. 5 players have a legitimate chance but it is likely a 3 man race (Koepka, Rahm, Hovland). If Cantlay and Hideki make some noise early, this could be an awesome afternoon!

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