lol...must`ve been drinking last night...
My kidneys are processing the poison now, kneel before me so that I may void my bladder, you will emerge a new man after being baptised by my golden stream!
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you seldom if ever post a thread with picks,mam.......
I used to post picks all the time. So did a lot of people, that is until you chased them off.
when i shit the bed i kick it out there....you just roll in it silently...
Do you?
If you think I'm going through all those past threads and adding up your "past posts" and "phantom hedges", your crazy. BUT what I will do is post your football picks thread here because all your picks are consolidated there.
http://www.madjacksports.com/forum/showthread.php?t=454489
So anyone looking for a good laugh can read his picks and see how honest Weasel is with the forum, let alone himself. The first week Weasel must have felt strong and good. Like a young man all over again. He was even posting unit amounts! But after having a rough first day, Weasel adandoned the counting of his units for his record, which is a little dishonest, not to mention hilarious because if Weasel had a big first day you just know those +units would be up there at the top.
After having a bounce back week, Weasel posts this:
5-3-1 ytd(might be down a little because of unit assignments...but who cares?)
Yeah, who cares if your a losing player. Who cares if all the juice you lay on your idiotic point buys (browns +8 -130 ;facepalm) has anything to do with why you're losing. I mean who cares, it's not like this is a handicapping forum or anything.
After some horrific capping (those 10pt teasers oh God) you have accumulated a 27-39-2 record. God knows how many units you are down, considering all the chalk you eat, and the fact you lost every big play you made. That is until you stopped making "big plays".
This utter idiocy came to a crescendo yesterday when Weasel put up a 2-4 day, losing two 10pt teasers. Some of Weasel's brilliant analysis from tha particular debacle:
(no explanation necessary for the vikes-broncos under....no peterson and the other team is running a high school offense.
How did that one turn out for you Weasel? You fucking needed one of those 40 point teasers there. Should I take the under 77.5 or the over negative 2.5 hmmmmmm I think I'll take the under 77
Now, I'm pretty sure if you started keeping records with your MMA picks we would see all these same deceptive behaviours arise because you don't want to face the fact that you are a loser. I'm not sure if you think everyone is stupid enough not to realize whats going on, but what I do know is that you bank on the fact that the 30k handjob posts you have given out will stop people from calling you on your bullshit. You tried that shit with me you groveling sycophant, remember? How well did that work out for you, Sweetheart?
Furthermore, I'm going to teach you a little thing about irony. Irony is when a group of guys get together in he general forum and complain about the coddling of children, blaming tha for all the ills of society. Hell, I might just agree with you. but whats ironic is that one of those posters was you. The king of hand jibbers, you even give two at a time, they call that "Skiing". We have to pretend everyone a madjacks is a winner player because God forbid someone hurts Weasel's feeling by acually stating facts.
