My kidneys are processing the poison now, kneel before me so that I may void my bladder, you will emerge a new man after being baptised by my golden stream!
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I used to post picks all the time. So did a lot of people, that is until you chased them off.
Do you?
If you think I'm going through all those past threads and adding up your "past posts" and "phantom hedges", your crazy. BUT what I will do is post your football picks thread here because all your picks are consolidated there.
http://www.madjacksports.com/forum/showthread.php?t=454489
So anyone looking for a good laugh can read his picks and see how honest Weasel is with the forum, let alone himself. The first week Weasel must have felt strong and good. Like a young man all over again. He was even posting unit amounts! But after having a rough first day, Weasel adandoned the counting of his units for his record, which is a little dishonest, not to mention hilarious because if Weasel had a big first day you just know those +units would be up there at the top.
After having a bounce back week, Weasel posts this:
Yeah, who cares if your a losing player. Who cares if all the juice you lay on your idiotic point buys (browns +8 -130 ;facepalm) has anything to do with why you're losing. I mean who cares, it's not like this is a handicapping forum or anything.
After some horrific capping (those 10pt teasers oh God) you have accumulated a 27-39-2 record. God knows how many units you are down, considering all the chalk you eat, and the fact you lost every big play you made. That is until you stopped making "big plays".
This utter idiocy came to a crescendo yesterday when Weasel put up a 2-4 day, losing two 10pt teasers. Some of Weasel's brilliant analysis from tha particular debacle:
How did that one turn out for you Weasel? You fucking needed one of those 40 point teasers there. Should I take the under 77.5 or the over negative 2.5 hmmmmmm I think I'll take the under 77
Now, I'm pretty sure if you started keeping records with your MMA picks we would see all these same deceptive behaviours arise because you don't want to face the fact that you are a loser. I'm not sure if you think everyone is stupid enough not to realize whats going on, but what I do know is that you bank on the fact that the 30k handjob posts you have given out will stop people from calling you on your bullshit. You tried that shit with me you groveling sycophant, remember? How well did that work out for you, Sweetheart?
Furthermore, I'm going to teach you a little thing about irony. Irony is when a group of guys get together in he general forum and complain about the coddling of children, blaming tha for all the ills of society. Hell, I might just agree with you. but whats ironic is that one of those posters was you. The king of hand jibbers, you even give two at a time, they call that "Skiing". We have to pretend everyone a madjacks is a winner player because God forbid someone hurts Weasel's feeling by acually stating facts.
more gibberish...
i also tore the tag off my mattress and kidnapped the lindbergh baby....:lol:
are there fresh cut onions in the thread?...is that the reason for all the crying?
you used to post picks?...what,other people`s picks?....that`s why you don`t post anymore?....the ones who`s picks you lifted are gone?......when your nuts descend and you post your picks,then we can talk...
you got my lousy football record wrong(more fuckuppery)....but i appreciate the attention....
until you put on your cactus speedos and post some plays, then,you`re nothing more than a burlap sack full of dogturds.....
