This is the story...

[dogface]

(Remember guys and gals, you add to the story and fill it in as we go. Let's get this baby to 1000 views, and 500 posts.

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It was a blustery evening, but I just had to make it across the frigid waters and on to the island of...

 

[Felonious Monk]

Mufferdome, an erotic little land mass where I once hunted MILF's. To my shocking surprise I look in the distance to see none other than.........

 

[SixFive]

Elin Nordegren! She was scantilly clad and looking mighty hot, but the only problem was that...

 

[AR182]

my wife mixed salt-peter in my food & the only thing that.......

 

[yyz]

.....I could do, was watch, as..........

 

[Dragon]

....I started to grow this enormous woody....

 

[wareagle]

.....but then i remembered that i was married. I knew that i didn't have the cash nor the golf game Tiger does but........

 

[djv]

But then she walked right up and said the first one is always free. I forgot about my wife.

 

[Felonious Monk]

But I couldn't forget about that STD I picked up last time out here. I told Elin thanks for the offer but I really need to......

 

[ferdville]

find some kind of relief for the hot, uncontrollable, throbbing that had taken over my mind and the better part of my jockey shorts when......

 

[yyz]

....she said, "Don't worry.....the 'itch' I caught a few guys back will eat your junk right off!" I don't mind telling you............

 

[dogface]

that there is a guy back in the states, he will take care of you and nobody will ever find out! Go to the east coast and ask around for BeanTownJim...apparently he's got your hook-up for...

 

[wareagle]

....anything that will put you behind bars. Don't worry though, when it comes to gambling, beantown is hotter than a six-shooter, but if you really want a hot pick......

 

[fatdaddycool]

then go see "Johnny Longwood", (please keep this between us), he hangs out on the South Side. He lives by that guy "Tugboat"..you know ..the guy that drinks that generic beer that say "BEER" on it.
One time I was walking by "Tugboat's" house to mow Aunt Frieda's lawn. Well I had this "Weed Popper" in my hand and was pushing my mower to Friedas house when Tugboat belched and said...............

 

[fatdaddycool]

(please refrain from obvious reply)..."Hey you little homo, how bout a blow job"

thanks
Johnny Longwood

p.s. See Johnny in his new release...."GOLDENROD"

 

[crutchie]

"No thanks, I'm on the way to see Beantown Jim, he says he need some gambling money."...

 

[Dragon]

...because he said he's got this lock of the year in baseball that can't lose...

 

[wareagle]

....Beantown said he had some inside info that the Detroit Tigers would finish in last place at 10-1 odds, but....

 

[Felonious Monk]

then again he was also the one who predicted Boston College to win it all last year in football." Just then, I felt something nipping at my ankle. So as I turned to see what it was..........

 

[ferdville]

...Could it be? Could it really be? Never in my wildest dreams did I think this could happen to me. My brain suddenly went completely blank. BeantownJim was simply a memory, despite his uncanny ability to pick winners;because right there, laying at my feet, looking straight into my wild eyes was......