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I couldn't be sure. All I really could tell for sure was that whatever it was, it stretched at least 10 inches long - and the smile on Mama's face was even bigger! But enough of that. Suddenly, the smile on Mama's face turned to a frightening look of horror. I had never seen anyone so scared before in my life. The bright sun outside had disappeared. A dark cloud appeared. A thunderous clap shook the room like an earthquake. Mama, petrified, looked up and said.....
It's the golf god himself Tiger Woods, and his lovely girlfriend Elin Nordgeren.
And Tiger looked at me and said "were looking for another person to complete are foursome would you like to get in with me, Elin and Elin's twin sister Gwen" I leaped from the table and said.....
And Tiger looked at me and said "were looking for another person to complete are foursome would you like to get in with me, Elin and Elin's twin sister Gwen" I leaped from the table and said.....
how dare you challenge me to a round of golf with these beautiful babes at my side...mister do you know who I am....
The badest MO FO alive..........I fly like a butterfly..........sting like
a beee......I AM THE KING........RICO THE WILDMAN.........ANY
QUESTIONS?????????????????????????
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a beee......I AM THE KING........RICO THE WILDMAN.........ANY
QUESTIONS?????????????????????????
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....They Hopped in the Phat Ride outside with none other than Felonious Monk, Bluemound Freak and KMAC and with one swift motion they both exclaimed gimme some of that.......
"banana bread and a sip of that Lone Star Beer. Hey I will let you guys touch my t*ts for a valium", screeched one of the twins. As the three younguns fumbled around for the propecia pills they stole from an unknown source, thinking they were valium, Johnny Longwood walked up flipped both women a quaalude and ensured that the women noticed the long thick thumbs that issued from his palms. Even the other three men took notice of the thick sinewy flesh of Johnny Longwood's digits, and began to feel somewhat funny.......as Johhny walked away with the twins, the three began to wonder...what is this strange feeling in my stomach, kinda like when I ride the roller coaster. They knew they dare not mention this to each other as they were scared that this would cause...................
.....Jealousy, Paranoia, and eventually a fit of Rage! So they decided to never speak of it again and headed off to the local Titty bar, The Badda Bing, where there they met up with Wareagle and Taoist. This now was a group worthy of recognition. Just then Monk and Freak stood up and told the floppy boobed chick on stage she betta recognize Beeeaaatch, and promptly sat back down to sip o there gin and juice the waitress had just brought over! Upon sitting Wareagle rolled his eyes at the rest and said, damn we are some cool mofos, Usual suspect style, where might the other cool daddy be? Bout that time Bama6895 rolls up sits down and says gimme some zig zags, a glazed donut and a bottle of anything for here! Loooking at him like what did this Bammer just say to me the waitress slaps the fire out of Bama and then turns to Freak and says why don't you take me in the back and give me some of that...........
"dessert you are eating". "What is it?''..."Oh I have never had frozen salty balls before, look they are starting to defrost. They have like condensation on them or something, almost like sweat! What is that"? "You should call them sweating salty balls!" "Lets have a bite of one" At which time Monk screams........
......Get a lick of this here baby, everybody wants some you know! At which time The rest of the gang chimes in with a melodious Shhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaattttt! Man you crazier than than a rat, nobody wants none of that little pencil! And then Monk tells the girls in the back to.....
.......At that precise moment in time, while the twins where in the can, the gang huddled up to discuss these girls. To everyones amazement Monk recognized these two! It was the Olsen twins....
....and he knew that they were the Olsen twins because he remembered JOHNNY LONGWOOD (Recently appearing in Goldenrod ) had left earlier with the Barbie Twins. At times he found himself mesmerized by the "hold" so to speak that Johnny had on women, hell everybody was! Correcting himself with a spray of Binaca and a splash of his favorite cologne "Eau de Shore Leave", Monk approached the Olsens with new found confidence. He felt a mile high. It may have been the acid, but who's to say. Deftly, with a wink and a wry smile Monk leans into the bigger breasted twin's ear and whispers.........
....Hey Mary Kate, "Do you want to play carnival? Carnival!" she says. Yeah you sit on my face and i'll guess how much you weigh! She says.....
