was a beatin beantown jim in his wrinkled $800 doller suit with his johnson in his hand saying.....
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nothing, absolutly nothing. Beantown Jim was dead. Oddly enough i couldnt stop laughing at......
where you are right now because of me. Then all of a sudden the skies darkened the wind started blowing and......
...rain began pouring down. Then it dawned on me - Beantownjim was no more. I would simply have to look elsewhere for handicapping advice. This wasn't something I was prepared for, and I needed a drink, so I walked over to...
the concession stand that i caught from the corner of my eye and they only sold jello shooters. when i walked up to the stand, none other than BahamaMama was tending bar. I said "hey mama, wanna........
just kick me in the balls for me asking you to buy me a drink?" She busted out laughing so I knew I had a chance with her since I failed miserably at the Super Bowl party. Mama was looking smashing but I couldn't help but notice......
on top of that the price of the massage comes with her 5 star game of the month selection so the massage will pay for itself...
(knocking on door) Shes here lay on the table she will be right in,
to rub you down and give you the selection.
(knocking on door) Shes here lay on the table she will be right in,
to rub you down and give you the selection.
All of a sudden, the doors flies open and in walks none other than the world renown boxer/handicapper "Rico the Wildman." Rico looks around the rooms as only he can. Dropping his remarkably smooth, almost silken looking hands to his rather svelte, yet still shapely hips, Rico opens his mouth and exclaims.....
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The Beaver Boxing Champ, there has never been a "Leave it to Beaver" episode I couldn't tame.
Well as Rico went down to provide the service, in walked Barney Fife from Mayberry, seeing the ghastly events Barney exclaimed...
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The Beaver Boxing Champ, there has never been a "Leave it to Beaver" episode I couldn't tame.
Well as Rico went down to provide the service, in walked Barney Fife from Mayberry, seeing the ghastly events Barney exclaimed...
