"heh,heh,heh,heh,...ummm,heh,heh,...ummm heh" says Chan sheepishly. Should be interesting to say the least. After reading the Jessica Lynch thread I visualize some MJ chauvinist giving you girls a 'hard time' and seeing him end up thrown in the salad bar from an standing airplane spin. Remember I just hit the big 49 years old. Sigh- 'Used to be I'd wake up and could p*ss over the roof. Now I'm lucky to make it to the bathroom on time.'
Young women athletes w/an attitude from Philly...Ah Well- Let's see what happens :com:
Originally posted by gardenweasel-
i`m not a racist.......my favorite porno is the one with reese witherspoon getting t-boned by james earl jones)........
LMAO that is a signature for sure. TBone, Was in Hollywood Tuesday and found some misc. Bumper Stickers that could be signatures for the softball team. What'll ya think:
"Caution: Driver Under the Influence... of Children."
Adam was a rough draft!
Dear Lord- Please save me from your followers.
My Karma ran over your Dogma.
Touch My Saturn and I'll Kick Uranus!
A man is like a fine wine. He starts out raw as grapes and it's a woman's job to stomp on him and keep him in the dark until he matures into something she'd like to have dinner with.
Women and elephants never, ever forget.
Zero to Bitch in 2.4 Seconds.
A Woman's Place is in the House... Or Senate!
Never chase after a man or a train - another one will always come along.
Remember, Ginger Rodgers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards, and in high heels.
I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.
For every girl with a curve there are several men with angles.
and my favorite-
I may have PMS from time to time, but Your'e always a Dick!
:look: Chan