13-13-1/one unit....3-1/ half unit....
could easily be 15-11-1....good lord...last 2 weeks we have taken downright brutal losses with denver getting zapped on a hail mary pass interference with the clock running out and chicago (cutler) giving the game away vs the redskins(6 turnovers...5 from cutler) at the most inopportune times...not to mention a t.d. that the refs failed to get right....maybe thee most disheartening loss in recent memory....
just ridiculous...
was gonna take a week off from getting buggered but what`s the real difference between getting buggered on a weekly or semi-weekly basis?.....would it aid in the healing?....not really....those two left a permanent mark.......so we move onward....
one unit....
1)detroit-2.....we have a 1-5 team getting a rusty qb back this week vs a 4-3 team that seems to pull undeserved wins out of their asses like anal beads......so why detroit as the fave?...you`d hope it would be to encourage public money on the skins....checked some consensus sites and the line apparently moved from 1-2.5 at some outs despite the skins being roughly a 70% public play(these %/ stats are based on what i`ve seen..not written in stone).....better offense at home..a goose from returning stafford.....i like schwartz...i believe if detroit can stay healthy,they are a competitive team......
det off the bye week...should be fresh...washington in close,hard fought games week after week...
2)..jets-6...too many key injuries for the pack....too much talent in the defensive backfield for the jets...they will blitz rodgers unmercifully ....they can cover the pack`s receivers(no finley...driver hobbled)...and tomlinson and greene will beatdown an already beatdown packer front 7....that viking game last week was physical....jets healthy after the bye...green bay,not so much...
a slow methodical beating...if sanchez continues to be careful with the ball...
3)teaser...dolphins+11.5/steelers+11.5/jets +4....
half unit ..........
4)cincy pick....this team underachieves...the talent is there....well rounded offense...decent defense....
the problem?...in a word,"palmer"...
he showed some life last week(most times when it basically didn`t matter...aftter they closed the gap and took the lead,palmer basically reverted back to form)...
still,i watched this team physically beat the poop out of the ravens earlier in the season...thay`re talented...
there are some strong trends favoring the hapless bengals here.(3 straight losses straight up and against the spread and one based on a statitistical breakdown)...
but basically,it boils down to palmer...this guy`s becoming a laughing stock in cincy...
70% on the phins....why not?...is it gonna hurt more that the bears last week?....couldn`t possibly...
5)vikings +7....i`m crazy...i know...favre will make a perfunctory appearance to keep the streak alive...and he`ll be gone relatively early on....we all know this...
but theres so much talent on this viking team...and i really have issues with the pats...they should have lost to the the ravens...and san diego handed the game to the pats last week on a platinum platter...this team has issues.imo...they`re winning with smoke and mirrors....a bit of a sham...
6)new orleans pick....71% on the squeelers....best team in football.....saints a mash unit......yada yada...
pitt on second of 3 consecutive road games...they`ve been winning the turnover battle......i expect the saints to handle the ball better this week...
aw,f-ck it..let`s face it...it`s a reach..teams going in different directions...
but,why not?..the games i cap correctly lose on flukes...
7)s.d.-3.5...i usually love the titans in a spot like this...but with young hobbled and collins out,it`s a tough sell for me...
san diego is statitiscally top drawer...they`re 14th in ypr and 1st in yppa.... and shockingly, they`re 3rd in ypr on defense and 1st in yppa on defense....
shouldn`t these numbers translate into a win at some point?...probably not..expect their shitty special teams to bite em on the ass...
8) az-3...ar182 is on the scene...he likes em...i`ll ride along...
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throwing shit against the wall because capping games correctly doesn`t seem to bring home the bacon...
after the last 2 weeks,i feel like i`d have trouble supervising a one car funeral...tread lightly...