Only time you go chalk is when you are at or near the max win amounts then you start your descent, buckle your suicide parlay seatbelt and prepare for landing on 100 dimes!
Welcome to the Suicide Parlay Jungle - it gets worse here every day
- Thread starter Dell Dude
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Fuk this shitt. 24 rerun is on. This will be it for tonight. Tomorrow I go for the final two. Assuming I win of course.
Asshole Clemens won't let me watch 24. Calgary and Tigertown over are gonna hit. Only reason I added Astros was because I feared a rainout on Tigers. I need Roger Boy to keep it 0-2 then I need a crooked ass inning...
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This is really dissapointing. Sure looking like another 2-1 with the 1 my third TD. Hypothetical: If this was a ten teamer by the 5-0 Marky Mark I'd probably be at or near $2000. That means I'd only need 50-1 on the last five to reach 100k which is maybe two more dogs. I will hit a ten teamer for 100 dimes. Maybe more than once but right now I need that crooked Asstroes inning...
And of course Calgary immediately scores 10 quick 4th qtr points for the frontdoor cover. That's two straight 2-1 Tom Delay parlays with the loss being the third bet.
Ah I didn't feel like winning this weekend anyway. Too fukking hot to sit in my underwear all day and night sweating out runlines. I'll wait until it cools off to heat up.
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Yes they did. Would have lost anyway. This is where I would normally ax Moose for a $60 loan but that big jerk is testing my desperateness by demanding $60 for $100. No way. So that appears to be it for this weekend. One and fukkin done.
Well maybe I could go with the temp Jesse The Body Odor. :joke:
Well maybe I could go with the temp Jesse The Body Odor. :joke:
So as I was axing everybody this morning to give me a one week $60 for $75 loan, the one month temp Nate said he wasn't here. When I inquired what that meant he said George told him to get the fuk out.
JOEY FAIRPLAY: You don't have to make stuff up. Just tell me to kiss your ass.
NATE: I'm sirius. George fired me.
JOEY FAIRPLAY: You got layed off?
NATE: No. I just looked at him the wrong way I guess and he went off.
JOEY FAIRPLAY. Damn. That's two temps in two weeks. Sorry about that. Can I still have the loan? :SIB
Crazy George is my Assembly Line boss. When he fires someone he gets really happy. It's like crack cocaine to him. He was in a good mood the whole day. Didn't even yell at me once and wished me luck on my plays. First rarely has happened. The second, never.
This man is one sick puppy.
p.s. No loan which means no action. :sadwave:
JOEY FAIRPLAY: You don't have to make stuff up. Just tell me to kiss your ass.
NATE: I'm sirius. George fired me.
JOEY FAIRPLAY: You got layed off?
NATE: No. I just looked at him the wrong way I guess and he went off.
JOEY FAIRPLAY. Damn. That's two temps in two weeks. Sorry about that. Can I still have the loan? :SIB
Crazy George is my Assembly Line boss. When he fires someone he gets really happy. It's like crack cocaine to him. He was in a good mood the whole day. Didn't even yell at me once and wished me luck on my plays. First rarely has happened. The second, never.
This man is one sick puppy.
p.s. No loan which means no action. :sadwave:
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Eminem Accused of Assaulting Man at Strip Club
By Kimberly Craig
Web produced by Seth Myers
July 13, 2006
A man named Miad J. says he was punched in the face by rapper Eminem early Thursday. He says he was hit 4 or 5 times while using the men?s room at a local strip club.
Witnesses say Eminem was at the Cheetah?s strip club on 8 Mile Road in Detroit Wednesday night, accompanied by an entourage.
Miad J. spoke to 7 Action News Thursday afternoon and said he was hit by the celebrity rapper at about 1 a.m. Thursday.
Miad says he was in the men?s room, using a urinal next to Eminem, when another man entered the men?s room and started to talk to the rapper.
He says one of Eminem?s bodyguards told the man to be quiet. Miad says he then asked the bodyguard to ease up on the star struck man in the restroom.
"Eminem got done and boom," Miad recounts. "He started swinging."
"I wasn?t even expecting it," Miad said Thursday. "I was just minding my own business, taking a leak."
Detroit police would like to hear Eminem?s side of the story and then they say they will present their case to the prosecutor?s office for possible charges.
No one from Eminem?s camp or from Cheetah?s strip club would comment on the alleged incident Thursday evening.
Miad insists it was Eminem who hit him and left him with a knot on the side of his face.
After he was punched, Miad says Eminem left the club and Cheetah?s bouncers threw the rapper?s bodyguards out of the club.
As one of the vehicles in Eminem?s entourage was pulling out from the club, witnesses tell police the rapper known as Trick Trick pulled out a gun. While Trick Trick did not point it at anyone, witnesses outside the club did see the weapon.
No comment. :topic:
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Bet365 $1000 10,000 field freeroll.
Dell Dude prop bet: When does Dell Dude BUST?
OVER 1000 people -250
UNDER 1000 people +200
Dell Dude prop bet: When does Dell Dude BUST?
OVER 1000 people -250
UNDER 1000 people +200
Carib in da club Tom Delay Ten Teamer
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If I go 10-0 this will pay out $100,000. Going for the kill shot right here right now. Just have to stay on the plus side of town the first half then go chalk city second half...
So right now I am 10 heartbeats away from 100 dimes. Start the Level Three clock gentlemen. Calling Oriole Cookies 2-0 top one. 9 heartbeats away...
LMFAO. Fuk you Oriole Cookies. Still calling that one and adding another.
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Just calm down everyone. Better to have trouble at the start. Orioles will come back and win. They're gonna score a ton.
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Just calm down everyone. Better to have trouble at the start. Orioles will come back and win. They're gonna score a ton.
