Welcome to the Suicide Parlay Jungle - it gets worse here every day

[Dell Dude]

Date: Sat, 22 Jul 2006 13:33:13 +0100 (GMT+01:00)
From: "David Owen" <d_owen@virgilio.it>
Subject: Dear Friend,

Dear Friend,

We are happy to let you know that, your email have been
selected for one of our UK NATIONAL PROMOTION held on july 2006, so you
are in position to clam the sum of (Two Million, Thirty-nine thousand,
Five hundred and Six pounds sterling), contact back for information on
how to proceed for your clam, i am looking forward to hear from you as
soon as possible to enable me forward the full details inculding the
application which you will fill with your full information and apply to
our headquarter here in LONDON for your claim.

Comply immediately

Mr.
David Owen.
EURO-ASIAN Zonal Coordinator

no comment.

 

[Dell Dude]

From: "Ali Musa" <ali_musa12@hotmail.fr>
Subject: TREAT AS URGENT AND CALL ME
Date: Sat, 22 Jul 2006 12:47:19 +0000

FROM THE DESK OF ALI MUSA
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER,
AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK (ADB)
OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO.
MOBILE NUMBER:+226 76 69 95 08

Dear Friend,

How are you,first i will explain my self little to you before we
continue. I
am the manager of bill and exchange at the foreign remittance
department of
AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK (ADB)I am writing to seek your interest over a
transaction.

In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of $15m US dollars
(FIFTEEN
MILLIONS US DOLLARS) . In an account that belongs to one of our foreign
customer who died along with his entire family in November 2001 in a
plane
crash. Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting
his
next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release
it
unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the
deceased as
indicated in our banking guidelines but unfortunately we learnt that
all his
supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane
crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.

It is therefore upon this discovery that I and one other official in my
department have decided to make this business proposal to you and
release
the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for
safety
and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we don?t
want
this money to go into the Bank's treasury as unclaimed Bill.

The Banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money
remained
unclaimed after five years, the money will be transferred into the
Bank's
treasury as unclaimed fund. The request of foreigner as next of kin in
this
business is occasioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner
and a
Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner.

We agree that 40 % of this money will be for you as foreign partner, in
respect to the provision of a foreign account, 10 % will be set aside
for
expenses incurred during the business and 50 % would be for me and my
colleague. There after I will visit your country for disbursement of
the
fund according to the percentages indicated in this proposal. Therefore
to
enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as arranged, you must
apply first to the bank as relations or next of kin of the deceased
indicating your bank name, your bank account number, your private
telephone
and fax number for easy and effective communication and location where
in
the money will be
remitted.

Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by email the text of the
application. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this
transaction
is hitch free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all
required arrangements have been made for the transfer .

You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this letter.

Trusting to hear from you immediately.


Your?s faithfully,
Dr Ali Musa
Bill and Exchange Manager,
Africa Development Bank (A.D.B)

no comment.

 

[Dell Dude]

Date: Tue, 11 Jul 2006 08:31:22 -0400
Subject: Happy Birthday from The Sands of the Caribbean Online Casino
To: tlpnlxz@yahoo.com
From: "Pitboss - The Sands of The Caribbean" <nick.melrose@carsands.com>



Hello Joseph,

May the cards play well in your hands.
May the dice all roll your way.
And may great luck be with you,
On your special day today!

From all of us at The Sands of the Caribbean, may you be happy, lucky and well on your birthday?and every day!

Enjoy your day!

no comment.

 

[Dell Dude]

Debt 365 $5000 freeroll coming up at the top of the Magic Johnson Hour. Come on let's cash this one DAMMIT!!!

 

[Dell Dude]

Today's Suicide Saturday freeroll deadicated to Flint, Michigan escort Suzie. adlock:

38D-24-34 and 5'2".
Small frame with an all natural chest, and pierced nipples.

Looking for the cute but elegant type? I'm definitely a lady while at your side, but when I let my curls down... Sweet and innocent looking that has a wild side that loves to play!

I want you to be my prince for the night, and I want to be your maiden. I want to show you how a real man can be treated. I will leave you with memories that you'll never forget! You'll definitely be coming back for more.

Rates:
$300 / hour GFE, private intimate date
Special:
$250 / 2 hour public outing / dinner date
plus travel depending on location.

Potential dates must be clean and presentable.
Working phone number is required.
No blocked numbered callers will be accepted.


Suzey
Phone: 810 577-7949

 

[Dell Dude]

BUSTED. 4000 something place. Is it football season yet?

 

[Jay Strong]

 

[Dell Dude]

Thread RE-OPENED. Angry Jack Wooden has inspired me. $500 Wily Hilly freeroll top of the hour. 1000 people. I'm gonna win this shitt! :SIB

 

[Dell Dude]

 

[Dell Dude]

FWIW: I had Anna Kornikova suited. Other dude, 77. Pre-flop all in. No help with the community cards.

 

[Dell Dude]

Thread RE-OPENED. One more. Bowmans freeroll feeder into $1000 freeroll. Top 11 cash. About 30 minutes. That was a badbeat last one. Plus I forgot to deadicate it to a Michigan hooker - as is customary. :nono:

Deadicated to Jada of Detroit.

Hello my name is Jada.

Give me a call if you want to be treated like a King because I will be you?re Queen.

As you can see I?m a sweet piece of caramel chocolate.

I?m here for you sweet tooth lovers who crave the taste for some good chocolate every once and awhile.

If you have never tried sweet chocolate before you should try me because I?m a divine treat.

Sooo?
Please?..
Feel free to call me when you are ready to try my sweet caramel chocolate.

Please serious gentlemen only

Friday ? Monday

Tuesday - Thursday (with at least 2hrs. Notice please.) Thank you

$300 hr. (GFE or PSE)
Incall / out

Phone: 313 460-3636 (No blocked calls answered.)
Email: jadaljennings@hotmail.com
I check throughout the day.

 

[Dell Dude]

Pricks. Either Bowmans poker is down or my computer is. Had a $2900 chip stack starting at 2000. 28 people and 11 cash. Guess it'll have to hold up. Big Brother is on tonight anyway. I'd rather play with Chicken George than River Phoenix. :ban:

 

[Jay Strong]

You should buy some books on poker.

 

[Dell Dude]

You should buy some books on poker.

Fact: I'm an overall winner with online poker, helped by a $1100 freeroll winner. Fact: I am also an overall online casino winner, helped by a $25,000+ multi-payout run last year. Fact: Also an overall winner offline casino, helped by a $10,000 all or nothing everything Roulette black winner.

So that leaves sports betting. With that, down six figures. :mj12:

 

[Jay Strong]

You could still learn from some books on poker.

 

[Dell Dude]

ALL IN... ALL OR NOTHING... ALL BALLS OUT...

Scotty K. Bowmans

$1500 Tigertown +113

$1500 to win $1695

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Deadicated to Michigan escort nicole.

Are u ready to have some F.U.N?

 

[Dell Dude]

I never meant to hurt you Sparky. I never meant to make you cry.

 

[Dell Dude]

MyATM chat

[Suzanne] Hello, how may I help you? I can assist you more effectively if you would provide your email address, full name, or account number. Thanks
[Visitor] tlpnlxz@yahoo.com
[Visitor] trying to add a cred card and can't.
[Suzanne] Please hold while I bring up your account.
[Suzanne] How many credit cards do you have on your account right now.
[Visitor] zero now.
[Visitor] i deleted all of them because it said i had two many
[Visitor] now i still can't add it
[Suzanne] You are only allowed 2 cards on your account.
[Suzanne] Even if you remove them, they are still counted as cards on the account.
[Visitor] delete one so i can deposit.
[Visitor] not the 2097 one. the other one
[Suzanne] It does not work that way, you are only allowed 2 cards on the system.
[Visitor] how can i deposit with this one then? only place it will go through
[Suzanne] Was it one of the original ones you had on there?
[Visitor] new one
[Suzanne] How many cards did you used to have on your account?
[Visitor] two
[Suzanne] That is all you are allowed.
[Visitor] so i can't deposit with this one? one of the previous cards is expired now anyway
[Suzanne] Ok all you needed to do is edit the card and change the expiry date.
[Visitor] no i mean expired as in i no longer have it
[Suzanne] I will send your account over to the programmers and see what can be done.
[Visitor] i just lost $1500 on the fukking Tigers. i don't want my weekend to end like this.
[Suzanne] I am sorry to hear that.
[Suzanne] The programmers will not be in until tomorrow, so someone will email you back and let you know what can be done.
[Visitor] by then i will hvae cooled off. i want to do this while i am still angry
[Suzanne] Well sorry, there is no in that department today.
[Visitor] all right. fuk you Tigers. you got me again.

 

[Dell Dude]

WSE Secure Credit Card System username: xristyna
Result of processing:
Transaction completed successfully.

Your account has been credited in the amount of: $400.00 USD

You have received 8 loyalty reward points which is worth 24 cents, this has been subtracted from your credit card payment and your card will be charged for a total of $399.76 USD.

This transaction will appear on your statement as:

CNP*Universal Data 888-498-8227

Lock and load motherfukkers. Lock and fukking load.

 

[Dell Dude]

WSEXY

08/13/2006 17:45:00 3 Play Parlay: Wagered $300.00 to win $2717.94 Unsettled

BA 29 8/13 SEATTLE: F HERNANDEZ AT TEXAS: K MILLWOOD TEXAS: K MILLWOOD -1.5
BN 13 8/13 SAN FRANCISCO: J SCHMIDT AT LOS ANGELES N: G MADDUX LOS ANGELES N: G MADDUX (-107)
FP 79 8/13 WASHINGTON AT CINCINNATI (PRE-SEASON) UNDER +34.0 (+100)

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Don't ax about the other $100, won't tell. I never meant to hurt you Sparky. I never meant to make you cry. Next time, however, I will and I will.