Welcome to the Suicide Parlay Jungle - it gets worse here every day

[Dell Dude]

Let me explain this for you sharpies at MadJacks. If I win the Pistons UNDER only, I have $1818. If I add the Pirates I have $6578. If I win all eight bets and thus win the Bo Bice American Idol suicide parlay, I have $16,123. Any questions?

BTW: This was off a $100 advance credit Suicide Sunday. I'm 5-0 so far with all or nothings...

 

[Dell Dude]

American Idol time. Both bets still LIVE and most definitely IN PLAY!

 

[Dell Dude]

Calling Bo Bice into the finals and the Pistons UNDER 172.5 at one song and 50-35, 9:00 3rd.

 

[SixFive]

Sorry, Dell Dude, I know you were counting on me closing out your monopoly money bet, but I had 30 dimes on the Cubs. Better luck next time!

 

[compaqdork]

delldude, the man the myth, the legend. all posters here should strive to be like the deller. i sure did and will be homeless in 5 weeks. thanks pal

 

[Dell Dude]

delldude, the man the myth, the legend. all posters here should strive to be like the deller. i sure did and will be homeless in 5 weeks. thanks pal

Happy trails "pal".

 

[Dell Dude]

Sorry, Dell Dude, I know you were counting on me closing out your monopoly money bet, but I had 30 dimes on the Cubs. Better luck next time!

Sands Casino

Game: Blackjack
Starting at [2005/05/19 12:45:24] and lasting for 0:00:18
Start balance: $2000.07 End balance: $4000.07
Total bets: $2000.00 No of bets: 1
Result: $2000.00


Hand # 1
Your bet was: 2000 USD
Your cards: 8 Spades, 10 Clubs (18)
Dealer's cards showing: 2 Clubs
Your response: STAND
Dealer's hand: 2 Clubs, 2 Spades, 5 Hearts, 8 Diamonds (17)
The result was: you won 2000.00 USD

Your new balance: 4000.07 USD

Question: If this is "monopoly" money why does Sands currently have me listed on their big winners list for today?

 

[vyrus858]

delldude, the man the myth, the legend. all posters here should strive to be like the deller. i sure did and will be homeless in 5 weeks. thanks pal

is that really him?

 

[Dell Dude]

And right on cue I lost the second A/N hand. Why can't I BLOW? What is it going to take to BLOW? What am I doing wrong that is preventing me from BLOWING? $10,000 was right there for the taking. Just had to go on one small run, get another payout then close the deal with a second run.

This is beyond frustrating. This is heartbreaking. Just won and secured a $3500 payout off a $2000 deposit and I feel like I BUSTED the whole thing.

 

[Dell Dude]

I'm at a $10 Shitt and go WSEXY table. Let's get it ON!!!!

 

[IntenseOperator]

I picked a bad day to stop taking amphetamines

:mj19:

 

[wareagle]

looks like i picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue :help: :look: :com: :mj08:

 

[Dell Dude]

This is not OVER. I know I can take Jamaica Mon. I have that offshore virtual African American on the ropes. He's been saved by BJ bell multiple times now. I WILL get another four figure payout. But THIS time I will also get a second payout. Then it's EFT rockets red glare the BJ bombs bursting in air time.

YOUR ASS IS MINE JAMAICA MON!

 

[countinguy]

Why can't I BLOW? What is it going to take to BLOW? What am I doing wrong that is preventing me from BLOWING?

Should we even ask what this means? :scared :scared :scared :mj07:

 

[Dell Dude]

Good news I now have earned enough Sands suicide BJ loyalty points to get a $10 Red Lobster gift certificate.

Red Lobster US$10 Gift Card. Red Lobster is America's #1 casual seafood dinner house, featuring a broad selection of shellfish and daily fresh fish entrees, plus chicken and seafood combination platters. For the restaurant location nearest you, visit us at www.redlobster.com.

 

[Dell Dude]

Why can't I BLOW? What is it going to take to BLOW? What am I doing wrong that is preventing me from BLOWING? $10,000 was right there for the taking. Just had to go on one small run, get another payout then close the deal with a second run.

Okay, I deposited $2000 and bet and won $2000. Then withdrew $3499 and bet and lost $500.

That didn't work. Next time I am going to deposit $2000, bet and win $2000, bet and win $4000, then bet $2000 hands until I lose one. THEN get a payout. Then all or nothing again. I will go go for the $10,000 on the second session. Then a second payout. Then $5000 hands.

I'm going to get this thing right one of these times. I know I can win $100,000 at Sands. Once that happens, it's a hundred book parlay for $10 million. Bypass right through Level Four completely.

This is pissing me off, but it's also solidifying my resolve to get the job done. It's gonna happen - and sooner rather than later...

 

[Dell Dude]

I deserve more than a measly $3499 payout. How many people have the guts to deposit $2000 into Sands Casino led alone turn around and bet all $2000 on one hand of BJ? Aside from being all or nothing, if I get two aces I can't split them.

I'm winning the first A/N session. But for the third time in a row I lost the separation second.

 

[compaqdork]

vyrus858 that really is him. add on about 85lbs, fill in the money shot thing and add about 10 lbs of hair since he's too lazy to get a haircut. it was back in the day in '94 when he had to fly out to vegass because offshore wasn't around.

 

[Dell Dude]

May 20 13:06 ECash Direct (USD) - $3,499.00 USD Accepted

Next time there will be another zero!

 

[Blackman]

Next time there will be another zero!

$3,499.000?