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Dell Dude

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I also have a $50 five teamer at WSEXY for $1300 that would be reduced to just Suns -4 if the Twins and OVER cashed...
 
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Check that: would have the Suns OVER 212.5 too.

05/24/2005 13:00:29 5 Play Parlay: Wagered $50.00 to win $1384.59 Unsettled

B 1 5/24 SAN ANTONIO AT PHOENIX PHOENIX -4.0
B 1 5/24 SAN ANTONIO AT PHOENIX OVER 212.5
BA 19 5/24 MINNESOTA: MAYS AT CLEVELAND: WESTBROOK MINNESOTA: MAYS (+103)
BA 19 5/24 MINNESOTA: MAYS AT CLEVELAND: WESTBROOK OVER +8.5 (-115)
BA 21 5/24 DETROIT: LEDEZMA AT NEW YORK A: M MUSSINA OVER +9.5 (+110)
 

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I need some KC help. If they can get to five runs, then I only need a Rangers Girls win...
 

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Gotta stay calm. Plenty of time to celebrate after I hit Level Two. Now have a $1200 Sand BR, $900 Jamaica BR, a $1400 Sands payout and just need Suns -4 and OVER 212.5 for $1400 WSEXY...
 

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That's okay. I took out another $1000 from Sands. Have $200 left. This $200 I can try to BLOW. It's gonna start with a $100 British pound sit and go poker tournament...
 

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BUSTED. I end the night with $2400 plus Sands NETeller payouts and a $900 Jaimaca bankroll. I'll take it. :mj09:
 

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Today is an offday. Time to rest up and enjoy my winnings.

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Does anyone understand what is going on here?

If possible, could you explain what you are trying to do?

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Dell Dude

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Since I don't want to give out any tips, I am going to go with the curbside takeaway. I didn't win *that* much. :em38:

I think I'll go with the prime Minister's 16 oz. prime rib, the Melbourne 20 oz. porterhouse steak, and the Add On Mates 1/2 lbs. Alaskan King Crab.

And for garbage side dish time, I'll get the roasted garlic mashed potatoes, grilled onions and sauteed mushyrooms. Gotta have dessert too. Chocolate Thunder from Down Under sounds mighty tasty mates!

I don't see any wine selections on their online menu, but I'm sure they'll accommodate me once I pick up my order. :walk:

I may have to win another A/N Suicide Sands hand to cover all this shitt...
 
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Detroit Pistons/Miami Heat Over 177?

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Risking 903.10 To Win 821.00 USD
 
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Scotty K. Bowmans

2043078 8Parlay Risk/Win: 10/3236.81

953 LP NEW YORK METS
V ZAMBRANO -R/K DAVIES -R Over +9? -115 5/25/2005 4:05:00 PM
954 AT ATLANTA BRAVES
-133 5/25/2005 4:05:00 PM
971 LP DETROIT TIGERS
M MAROTH -L/C WANG -R Over +9? EV 5/25/2005 4:05:00 PM
973 LP BOSTON RED SOX
B ARROYO -R/T LILLY -L Over +9? +105 5/25/2005 4:05:00 PM
703 FG DETROIT PISTONS
Over +177? -110 5/25/2005 5:00:00 PM
971 AT DETROIT TIGERS
+157 5/25/2005 4:05:00 PM
973 AT BOSTON RED SOX
-143 5/25/2005 4:05:00 PM
703 FG DETROIT PISTONS
+190 5/25/2005 5:00:00 PM

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That curbside geek gave me a free drink on the house. In light of that, I just couldn't stiff him on the tip. I kept thinking about Journeyman and how he stiffed me of $100. So I gave the kid $10 extra, now I gotta fukkin win it back with this parlay.

And then some!
 

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WSEXY Interactives

YOUR ORDER
HAS BEEN ACCEPTED You have Bought 6 of 6 CARRIE UNDERWOOD at $40 for the AMERICAN IDOL CHAMPION 2005

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Sorry Bo Bo. I need the win. This is strictly a value play. Rockers still rule.
 

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nice work deller. i'd like to think you're not stiffing the working stiff at outback gave you this one although $5 would have been enuff. i have to start giving out free drinks on my job to entice people to tip like what happened to you today
 

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Like I said, sorry Bo Bo. Tonight it's every Rocker for himself. I need to keep my BR alive to reach Level Two this weekend. Now I need either overtime or garbage time to get the Jamaica all or nothing Pistons/Heat OVER 177.5...
 

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Pistons 63-62, end three. Need 53 points. Fourth quarter is usually the highest scoring quarter in a close game. I'm going to say 35-65 chance...
 
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