"When I’m next in line at the deli counter after the old man that has to try a sample of everything before he buys. Jesus Christ, buddy. Really?!"
I'm waiting on line to get some prosciutto di Palma, and the old lady in front of me is asking for samples of everything. Including baloney.
Baloney??!! What is this, her first day on the planet? I mean, WTF, it's baloney! Even at it's best it's still just baloney, how good or bad can it be? When she left I told the deli worker, "I thought she was going to ask you for a free roll and make a sandwich."
Back to the main topic though, one of the worst things about getting older is not being able to sleep through the night w/out having to get up to piss 2-3 times, and the closely related problem of the ever-decreasing time between when your body tells you you need to use the bathroom and when you NEED to use the bathroom.