What are your triggers?

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Ok fellas, tough beans if you find this repulsive, but the general forum has been lacking on interesting topics as of late...

Every time I go to a home improvement store (Lowe's, Home Depot, Menards, etc) my body changes and I have to take a massive dump. I'm talking like I take 3 steps in the door and my stomach gurgles and I go straight to the men's room with a panicked look on my face.

I've been constipated for 4 straight days.. I go to Lowe's and 2 minutes later all is normal again.

I could dump a load at home, then get in the car and drive 10 minutes to Home Depot and BAM.. it cleans my guts right out.

I absolutely can not figure out what causes this. No matter what happens prior to me walking in there.. as soon as I walk in BOOM. head to the men's room.

Anyone else have anything that triggers colon blow? Or can shed light on why this may happen? Something in the air maybe?
 
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Hear that. Soon as I get my daughter to bed at night, I head out to the garage to get some work done on the sprint car. No sooner then it takes to pick up a wrench, I get that fawkin turtle popping his head out. Back to the house to do my duty. My ex used to laugh her arss off sayin "ya done workin already".
 
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eating fish used to do it for me...any kind of fish(other than tuna)....right to the shitter...

so i gave it up...now when i get a craving for some mercury,i just eat a thermometer...
 
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The dentist. I'm a hygiene person don't get me wrong but that smell and the medal clasps it drives me crazy.

As far as movements go Lifesaver mints flush me out.
 
Agent 0659

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Seriously, within 5 minutes of walking in Babies R Us, it's go time. :shrug:

Always kinda wondered about that. Maybe it's the thought of all the money my wife is getting ready to spend.
 
WhatsHisNuts

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Home improvement stores do the same thing to me. It is a combination of excitement and nervousness. I think it is cool to see some of the tools but then I get nervous about not knowing how to use them and I know I'm too fucking stupid to ask someone for help.....anxiety. The place makes me anxious.
 
Sportsaholic

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The joke in our family is whenever I go to my Moms house I have to use the "Office".

One year for x-mas I got her a full case of TP as a "Gag" gift.
 
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Fuck you. You ignorant racist piece of shit. :moon:
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wonder what is taking that handjob Cei so long to respond to this? :shrug: Surely he has one of those post set on auto response in which he gives his hollier then thou approach on how a person shouldn't say anthing because it doesn't meet his ratty standards.
 
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The Sponge said:
wonder what is taking that handjob Cei so long to respond to this? :shrug: Surely he has one of those post set on auto response in which he gives his hollier then thou approach on how a person shouldn't say anthing because it doesn't meet his ratty standards.
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You guys are mean. Sometimes you have to ask yourself, What would Kenny Cook do?
 
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The sound of Rush Limpnuts, Shawn Vanity's, or Moose Hunting Barbies voice turns my shit to duck butter, so much so that I could shit thru a screen door a 50 feet.

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The Sponge said:
he gives his hollier then thou
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:shrug: :mj07:
 
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