What are your triggers?
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How the fuck would you know that?
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Jimmy the greek let him in on that one at the same time he was sharing all his info on the professionals that are on the take.
this thread could kill the libido of a healthy 17 year old hetero male....:lol:
They work in the medical field. this is no time to be making jokes. Marine is worried.
Sexual activity
There is some evidence that that the more sexual partners you have had, the more likely you are to develop anal cancer. This may be because more partners means more chances of contact with the HPV virus. Also, women who have anal intercourse, and men who have receptive anal intercourse have a higher risk of developing anal cancer. This may be because they are more likely to have HPV infection of the anus, or it might be due to other factors, such as inflammation of the anus.
There is some evidence that that the more sexual partners you have had, the more likely you are to develop anal cancer. This may be because more partners means more chances of contact with the HPV virus. Also, women who have anal intercourse, and men who have receptive anal intercourse have a higher risk of developing anal cancer. This may be because they are more likely to have HPV infection of the anus, or it might be due to other factors, such as inflammation of the anus.
Ok. You mock me for years about my love of the real 3 AP movies and you think that the AP faux Band Camp movie was funny? There was nobody in that nonsense from any of the 3 original ones. Some guy that was 'stiflers brother?' That was the only tie to the others. And not really a 'tie' at all. That movie blows. EOM.
This thread is about asses and i know the two of u are two of the biggest asses but my goodness who wants to talk about a couple of bad movies? Silly shit. :mj07:
I will not, repeat will not us public restrooms! Unless to urinate! However, Saturday after my son's hoops game, we went to a little diner for lunch and prior to a movie, which something went wrong. I am not skilled as most at writing, but here is how it went.
I ordered a Reuben. The make their own Caraway Rye bread, and the have their own sauerkraut/cream that they put on top and serve thousand island on the side, with some fries. This Reuben is heavenly, I have had it several times before, the rest of the family has typical fare, spaghetti, salad, son had wild rice soup and a tuna sandwhich. Now I did try a taste of his soup and sandwhich. Soup was very rich, I couldn't eat more than that spoonful as it would ahve sent me straight past the bathroom and into the shower! Literally no drain plug needed, as I would have needed the extra space!
I felt good, just finished lunch, scooted back the chair to get my cash in the front pocket, while leaning forward to scoot back, I felt a little bubble. Nothing painful, something just a bit gassy. I figured I would let it fly, but then I felt a little moisture and some definite substance in my shorts. I promptly scooted quickly into the restroom, ticked off that it happened and I wasn't prepared.
We then (with Grandma and Grandpa in tow) went to Walmart nearby as we had a few minutes before the movie, and got some movie candy. Out of nowhere, I felt a little tickle, and new that I needed to quick-step my way to the front of the store and the restroom. Ok, bathroom in public definitely a break in my rules, public restroom in a Walmart is not, I repeated not ok with me.
Just soo happened the janitor and his cart just walked out of the room, and specifically stall #1, I could see the fresh mop marks on the tile almsot dry. Great, clean toilet, they have covers as well, and even a clean stall. Where the heck then do I drop my shorts, so now I am sitting there holding my shorts, understadning that the angle I was sitting at was not conducive to me letting go of my material. I felt confined! They guy in stall 2, was having his own concert over there, so I did my best to time it with his. Where his was scattered in tone, mine was more Tuba!! People passing by probably thought I was done several times, as I kept grabbing toilet paper to dry off my now heavily perspiring bald head! Seriously when that happens, it is a dripper!! I needed a Carmelo headband!
I go to wipe, and being a large guy, I had a hard time finding an angle to turn my shoulders to get teh job completed. I am banging both sides of the stall, guy next to me probably thought there was a little action going on with all the racket, but trust me it was a chore to get it done. Think of Chris Farley (I am more shoulders than belly however) in a small stall, now keep in mind I am large, but my shoulders are a svelted 58 size so trust me when I tell you I was struggling!
I walk out, I did rinse my dome as well, I walk out to leave.. my dad looks at me and goes, must off been rough.. your head is still sweating!
There we go, two rules broken in one day! Marine, thanks for making me use this thread as a counseling seesion for my transgressions.
Jack- Thanks for being my inspiration for bringing out my rules that should never, EVER be broken!!!
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Here's what I'll add to this conversation. Just wait until you are old men. The older you get, the more obsessed you get with your bowels and the less control you have. You won't be avoiding public bathrooms; conversely, you'll be seeking them out every time you need to fart.
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I feel the same way about this but I have to ask.
When you're in Vegas in a hotel.
You dont count that as a public restroom ? Even when probably 30k have shit on that same toilet before you ?
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