What are your triggers?
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No, hotels are home away from home. The toilets have been cleaned and not freshly pissed on or shit in.
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Reminds me
want to clear a pool out quick ?
Get a large tootsie roll. Roll it up into shape and stick it in your trunks. Jump and let it go. It will sink to the bottom. Once people start to see it.
Your in free swim terratory for quite a while.
Then the beautiful lifeguard is notified and has to make a attempt to go after the turd in 5 ft of water.
you offer to go get it. She says ... oh would you please ? You dive down and get it . When you come up you stick the whole thing in your mouth
and chew it up and swallow it. Sure thing taking that lifeguard to dinner.
i just came in here to help Marine. He will have a higher rate of anal cancer then someone else with all that plastic he is sticking up his ass. are those things plastic?
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seems like your kinda lax with your toilet rules.
Hey Hey KOD, if you fetch that 5 ft long shit down there, I will make it worth your while.
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like you dont know drug dealer
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wow, pretty original one dude. But you're 30 years too late it was already done in caddyshack. Whatcha gonna do next, tell us about some varmint tearing up your golf course?
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everyone aint as smart as you. Dont you have some teeth to pull.
here is a dentist question. One time I was having a tooth pulled. The dentist was having a hard time. The puller slipped a few times and cracked into my top teeth. Aint there some way to keep that shit from happening ?
I dont get why a dentist aint more carefull with the bicuspids
wtf
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Glad to see I'm not the only one who avoids public restrooms like the plague. Ironically though, my "trigger" is coffee, and I have to have coffee in the morning at work to wake up. Bad news bears right there. 
Damn I never knew that. I better send some get well soon cards to about 9 different women I dated over the last 10 years before I was married. They all have anal cancer.
