"When trouble finds you"

[Agent 0659]

August 11th, 2009: I woke up to a moth flying violently around the living room. I was able to get it outside without killing it but it was hairy for a minute. At one point I stood on the chair and swiped at it, that was pretty risky. Outside, NOW! I told him...

What do you guys do when trouble finds you?

 

[Woodson]

Dude... I've been there...


it wasn't long ago, standing in the grocery aisle, and older gentleman was trying to push his shopping cart by mine. Well, he says, excuse me, and coughed... He looked a little sick but I wasn't going to go down like that if this was some kind of insult.... so I looked him in the eye and said "you've found me."

It got a little hairy, and I was holding a can of lima beans in a death grip, but he passed on by and gave me a couple quick look backs while muttering under his breath about the world today...

I told him "Outside NOW!" But he said something about being a crazy SOB... I sat there, thinking about what could have happened, how quickly that escalated...

Slowly, my mind had shifted to my grocery list and with a sigh of relief, I went to find the tampon aisle for the heavy flow days...

So, yeah, Agent... I've been there...:SIB

 

[godsfavoritedog]

"YOU! OUTSIDE NOW!"

Damn, Agent ... that moth must have been quaking in it's shoes. If it could, it probably would have bought you a drink. I think you handled the situation perfectly.

 

[godsfavoritedog]

I almost forgot:

One time, this guy on a message board didn't take my carefully cultivated badass internet tough guy persona seriously enough, so I had to tell him that I was "100% sure" that if were face to face he'd be crying and whining.

I doubt he'll make that mistake again.

 

[jer-z jock]

:mj07: :mj07:
you guys are terrible:142smilie

Man this must be an epidemic. I had some work done at my house recently. When the contractor came in, my dog started growling very intensely. I looked that bitch dead in her eye and told her OUTSIDE NOW, dont you know she tucked her tail and scurried along to the backyard...I usually dont react like such but man she had my blood boiling. Im glad she went outside and I didnt have to take her out myself:mj23:

 

[The Joker]

One time my math teacher used the Star Wars characters to tell a "math story".

Like - Han Solo is traveling 200 MPH toward Luke Skywalker from a distance of seven miles apart....blah blah blah....

Anyway - at one point she used the word "Laser Sword" instead of "Lightsaber".

I got up out of my chair and walked to the front of the classroom and said "OUTSIDE NOW!"

 

[Agent 0659]

One time my math teacher used the Star Wars characters to tell a "math story".

Like - Han Solo is traveling 200 MPH toward Luke Skywalker from a distance of seven miles apart....blah blah blah....

Anyway - at one point she used the word "Laser Sword" instead of "Lightsaber".

I got up out of my chair and walked to the front of the classroom and said "OUTSIDE NOW!"

Dumb bitch!

 

[jr11]

My day was peaceful. Not a care in the world. I come home to work a little bit, you know emails expense cold calls and some moth from Colorado is bothering me.

This moth wants me outside realizing that his fate will be an ugly one. Why o why little moth must you tempt me to squash you? I proceed to ignore it, but it won't go away.

Outside now, the bitch slapping will occur here shortly.

jr11

 

[Agent 0659]

And said moth swoopeth down and deliver upon the meathead strikes like no other.

Down goes meathead!

 

[no pepper]

Had a bully moth sitting in front of me at the Jonas Brothers concert the other night. He was there with some butterfly in a thong. They were obviously drunk and at one point he turns to me and says, "Does your boyfriend know you're here without him tonight?".

?I have always been a little curious,? I said. (Don't worry I didn't hurt him). I grabbed him by the collar and got this thick gray dust all over my hands. I said "OUTSIDE NOW!"

Later he told me that he was actually social libertarian and offered to by me an Heineken. "Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"

 

[kneifl]

Agent

Agent

You remind me of the pear shaped kid in grade school that parents wouldn't let him go out and play with the other kids because those were rough boys.

In your case, maybe your parents took you out to the miniture golf course on the weekends and that was a treat.

You are one who is starved for attention, and I can tell you really need it. The way you act in here is a perfect example of it.

I'll tell you straight up dude, you're a dork. Have always been a dork and will always be a dork. You want the truth - I just gave it to you:shrug: :shrug:

Bashing me doesn't really bother me at all, just shows a little bit more about yourself. I remember just a few weeks ago you sent me a friend request on fb. You even sent me a couple of notes "hey, how you doin buddy?" "Have a great anniversary" I'll point it out to the forum if you'd like me too. You wanted to be cool, I know. Your not, you're a dork and I've always thought so even when I've tried to be nice to you.

Believe me, I've known some people with low self esteem who strive for social acceptance and you fit right into that category. So go ahead, bash away and have fun

Maybe the truth hurts, but oh well:shrug: :shrug: :shrug:

kneifl

 

[Woodson]

Maybe the truth hurts, but oh well:shrug: :shrug: :shrug:

kneifl

Maybe some people just don't get it... :mj07::sadwave:

"I'll be outside..." :142smilie


As an edit: 36 of us just speak the weekend busting each others balls. Believe when I say I took the brunt of it... That's part of the camaraderie...

You served this up on a platter. Make no mistake about it...

It's all fun and games man, nothing more... :thefinger

 

[Agent 0659]

Well Jonny, this thread had nothing to do with you. It was about that pesky moth. Your ego tries to turn every thread on here about you. It's really annoying to tell the truth.

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

It's noon in austin and it's hot
outside now

This one woman was born with an inny but had a baby so it's
outside now

If i had a choice, my johnson would not be
outside now


Trouble found me once at a free telly-tubbies concert down at the walmart parking lot - one dude taps me on the shoulder and says i look like the blue one when i cleary resemble the red one. i'm upset but composed. Grabbed him by his Nelson T-shirt and whispered in his ear - "let's take this to here"

Needless to say - he got served

booyaaah

 

[The Joker]

"I'll be outside..." :142smilie

:142smilie :mj07: :142smilie :mj07: :142smilie

 

[The Joker]

I grabbed him by the collar and got this thick gray dust all over my hands. I said "OUTSIDE NOW!"

Holy Shit - that is really fucking creative!!!!!

I grabbed a moth the other night - threw it out and got that dusty shit on my hands...


Funny - I know exactly what you were talking about.

 

[The Joker]

It was about that pesky moth. truth.

Fucking moths.

 

[godsfavoritedog]

Well Jonny, this thread had nothing to do with you. It was about that pesky moth. Your ego tries to turn every thread on here about you. It's really annoying to tell the truth.

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOTH!

 

[The Joker]

 

[Woodson]

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOTH!

That was good. :142smilie