"When trouble finds you"

[smurphy]

i went to meet a internet bully a while back at a nearby casino. when i got there i was introduced to this guy by a mutual friend i'll call 'slick', when i was introduced to this bully i said ":director: OUTSIDE NOW" jeez how tuff could the guy be, he sold insurance, he wimpered awhile then offered to buy me cup of coffee (free in a casino)
we were to play in a poker tourny so he told me all he knew bout poker. 30 seconds later we went to have lunch
we became real good friends so Jon hang in there
now the bully is married to a wonderful, preety woman that has adorable kids despite the father

:142smilie :142smilie :142smilie

 

[Agent 0659]

No idea what this smiley means, but it seems totally appropriate right now.

:mj1:

 

[ppabart]

No idea what this smiley means, but it seems totally appropriate right now.

:mj1:

Looks like what Samantha did last night :shrug:

 

[MadJack]

No idea what this smiley means, but it seems totally appropriate right now.

:mj1:

put your cursor on it.

 

[dogface]

put your cursor on it.

Please just put your cursor on it, and don't try to penetrate it. ;-0


dogface



I got nothing else to add!:sadwave:

 

[smurphy]

put your cursor on it.

worst emoticon ever

 

[IE]

worst emoticon ever

what about this one smurphy?

although its not a true blue emoticon.

 

[RAYMOND]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44l_-6LDObM&feature=related

 

[Wineguy]

I wonder how the other guy's story is being told this week


So I'm at this concert and this dude and his lady friend are in front of me and my wife. We're having a good time and the beers tasting really nice. Ol boy in front of me knows every lyric to every song and keeps standing up in front of my wife to raise the roof (I shit you not)

Now I don't like to bring the trouble to people but when they disrespect my wife then the trouble has got to be delivered

I kick the back of his seat a couple of times to remind him that other people were trying to enjoy the concert. Finally I've had enough and tap him on the shoulder and ask him if his boyfriend knows that he's at the concert without him. He goes Richard Simmons on me and I think he's about to scratch my eyes out. Instead he puts his dick beaters on my shirt and says "Outside Now"

That's right, you heard me.

I swallow the laughter to the point that my eyes water up, and say no I would prefer to just watch the concert. My wife, bless her heart, is compassionate and apologizes on my behalf. Buys the guy and his wife a beer and watches the rest of the show.

On the way home I asked my wife why she did that. She said she felt sorry for the guy. Can't blame her for that. Oh - I drove into a swarm of moth's and killed about 500 of those sons-a-bitches that night too. What a weird night

That is as funny as it has ever gotten in here OMG kniefl is a tool!!!! Laughing at the Facebook shit is what makes it! Thanks Agent for sharing!!!

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

:kiss: :kiss: :hitwithro Jon to his followers

 

[znine_7]

I guess it is tough to follow that up. With that said, I thought I'd share a TRUE story with you guys.

This morning I was getting ready for work. As everyone else, I put my pants on one leg at a time, same with my socks. That is neither here nor there. What is both here and there is that I have a relatively small closet, mostly due to my gf's shoe collection which spills over the imaginary line that divides our sides of the closet......anyway, I have 2 dogs, both of which decided it would be a good idea to bring their ruckus into the already small closet with me. I lost my temper a bit and yelled "OUTSIDE NOW!!!!" Before I even realized what I siad, I cracked a smile and thought of all of you guys here. Needless to say, it was a good start to the morning.

 

[Mr. Poon]

Often sequels don't live up to the hype. This one, however, definitely had its moments.

 

[yyz]

Here's the thing, though. At this point, you have to take the higher ground. You can't say, "Chad's a dick", and have everyone take your side.

You have entrenched yourself so deeply in toolism at this point, all you can really do is shut the fuck up.

I don't have anything aginst you, Jon. You've always seemed pretty stand up, and any bullshit you drop is no worse than anyone elses.

But you know what? When you're up to your lips in shit and start screaming, you're gonna eat some shit! Usually.....that's the best time to stay quiet.


You might just want to tune out this place for a week to ten days.

I forgot how smart this guy is........

 

[SoCalYo]

I wonder how the other guy's story is being told this week


So I'm at this concert and this dude and his lady friend are in front of me and my wife. We're having a good time and the beers tasting really nice. Ol boy in front of me knows every lyric to every song and keeps standing up in front of my wife to raise the roof (I shit you not)

Now I don't like to bring the trouble to people but when they disrespect my wife then the trouble has got to be delivered

I kick the back of his seat a couple of times to remind him that other people were trying to enjoy the concert. Finally I've had enough and tap him on the shoulder and ask him if his boyfriend knows that he's at the concert without him. He goes Richard Simmons on me and I think he's about to scratch my eyes out. Instead he puts his dick beaters on my shirt and says "Outside Now"

That's right, you heard me.

I swallow the laughter to the point that my eyes water up, and say no I would prefer to just watch the concert. My wife, bless her heart, is compassionate and apologizes on my behalf. Buys the guy and his wife a beer and watches the rest of the show.

On the way home I asked my wife why she did that. She said she felt sorry for the guy. Can't blame her for that. Oh - I drove into a swarm of moth's and killed about 500 of those sons-a-bitches that night too. What a weird night

:mj07::mj07::lol::lol: Sounds about right:lol::lol: