"When trouble finds you"

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smurphy

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August 11th, 2009: I woke up to a moth flying violently around the living room. I was able to get it outside without killing it but it was hairy for a minute. At one point I stood on the chair and swiped at it, that was pretty risky. Outside, NOW! I told him...

What do you guys do when trouble finds you?

Dude, that moth was getting exactly the reaction from you that he wanted. I would have ignored him, but that's just me. :shrug:
 
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yyz

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You remind me of the pear shaped kid in grade school that parents wouldn't let him go out and play with the other kids because those were rough boys.

In your case, maybe your parents took you out to the miniture golf course on the weekends and that was a treat.

You are one who is starved for attention, and I can tell you really need it. The way you act in here is a perfect example of it.

I'll tell you straight up dude, you're a dork. Have always been a dork and will always be a dork. You want the truth - I just gave it to you:shrug: :shrug:

Bashing me doesn't really bother me at all, just shows a little bit more about yourself. I remember just a few weeks ago you sent me a friend request on fb. You even sent me a couple of notes "hey, how you doin buddy?" "Have a great anniversary" I'll point it out to the forum if you'd like me too. You wanted to be cool, I know. Your not, you're a dork and I've always thought so even when I've tried to be nice to you.

Believe me, I've known some people with low self esteem who strive for social acceptance and you fit right into that category. So go ahead, bash away and have fun :D

Maybe the truth hurts, but oh well:shrug: :shrug: :shrug:

kneifl

I'm gonna go out on a limb, and guess you accepted the request to be friends, though?
 

yyz

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kneifl

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I'm gonna go out on a limb, and guess you accepted the request to be friends, though?

Big mistake....big.....

I get facebook updates all the time.

Chad is a great golfer.

And Chad is a great fuckin coach too.

Chad taught his kid sign language (Who gives a fuck, I always thought those parents that taught their kids sign language are whacked anyway)

Oh and my personal faves are about Chad's food selection which go something like this, "Now for lunch: 25% of a pepper-jack chs burger, some homemade fries, peas, a full serving of rice and lentils, and a pickle. Then some blueberries for the ride down the mountain on the way to our date."

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

kneifl
 
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Wineguy

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This thread is making me laugh my ass off at kniefl. Some pretty creative stuff in here.

He does always seem to tee it up for everyone to take him deep and long. :s4:



Seriously, kniefl, did the guy REALLY cry??????? I cry BS!!

:thefinger :thefinger
 

JOSHNAUDI

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Big mistake....big.....

I get facebook updates all the time.

Chad is a great golfer.

And Chad is a great fuckin coach too.

Chad taught his kid sign language (Who gives a fuck, I always thought those parents that taught their kids sign language are whacked anyway)

Oh and my personal faves are about Chad's food selection which go something like this, "Now for lunch: 25% of a pepper-jack chs burger, some homemade fries, peas, a full serving of rice and lentils, and a pickle. Then some blueberries for the ride down the mountain on the way to our date."

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

kneifl

awww snap
 
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yyz

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Big mistake....big.....

I get facebook updates all the time.

Chad is a great golfer.

And Chad is a great fuckin coach too.

Chad taught his kid sign language (Who gives a fuck, I always thought those parents that taught their kids sign language are whacked anyway)

Oh and my personal faves are about Chad's food selection which go something like this, "Now for lunch: 25% of a pepper-jack chs burger, some homemade fries, peas, a full serving of rice and lentils, and a pickle. Then some blueberries for the ride down the mountain on the way to our date."

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

kneifl

Here's the thing, though. At this point, you have to take the higher ground. You can't say, "Chad's a dick", and have everyone take your side.

You have entrenched yourself so deeply in toolism at this point, all you can really do is shut the fuck up.

I don't have anything aginst you, Jon. You've always seemed pretty stand up, and any bullshit you drop is no worse than anyone elses.

But you know what? When you're up to your lips in shit and start screaming, you're gonna eat some shit! Usually.....that's the best time to stay quiet.


You might just want to tune out this place for a week to ten days.
 

BADTODABONE

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saint

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Big mistake....big.....

I get facebook updates all the time.

Chad is a great golfer.

And Chad is a great fuckin coach too.

Chad taught his kid sign language (Who gives a fuck, I always thought those parents that taught their kids sign language are whacked anyway)

Oh and my personal faves are about Chad's food selection which go something like this, "Now for lunch: 25% of a pepper-jack chs burger, some homemade fries, peas, a full serving of rice and lentils, and a pickle. Then some blueberries for the ride down the mountain on the way to our date."

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

kneifl

:mj07: :142smilie :0corn

I for one would enjoy a separate thread dedicated to agent's facebook updates similar to the above
 

Agent 0659

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Just sayin

Just sayin

Jon Kneifl says - have some free Arby's - yummy!!

Jon Kneifl is going to St Michaels tomorrow with some friends.

Jon Kneifl is watching David Blaine on the Travel channel, pretty good...

Jon Kneifl is teasing Radana's 16 year old cousin, Claudia....lol

Jon Kneifl was in Georgetown tonight. Sea catch restaurant and then Sequoia for drinks. Lots o' fun!!!

Jon Kneifl is a jammin to the Dave Matthews Band!! ALL RIGHT!!!

Jon Kneifl is eating Crab Legs tonight

Jon Kneifl is wondering what there is to do on this rainy Sunday......

Jon Kneifl is going to Redbox to try to find a decent new release movie....

Pot meet kettle!
 
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ppabart

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Jon Kneifl says - have some free Arby's - yummy!!

Jon Kneifl is going to St Michaels tomorrow with some friends.

Jon Kneifl is watching David Blaine on the Travel channel, pretty good...

Jon Kneifl is teasing Radana's 16 year old cousin, Claudia....lol

Jon Kneifl was in Georgetown tonight. Sea catch restaurant and then Sequoia for drinks. Lots o' fun!!!

Jon Kneifl is a jammin to the Dave Matthews Band!! ALL RIGHT!!!

Jon Kneifl is eating Crab Legs tonight

Jon Kneifl is wondering what there is to do on this rainy Sunday......

Jon Kneifl is going to Redbox to try to find a decent new release movie....

Pot meet kettle!

Wow. I thought for sure after reading the latest diatribe by Jon, that he wouldn't use the "Status Update" feature on facebook. Boy was I wrong. Pot meet kettle for sure. Outside now!
 

Agent 0659

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I am a self admitted FB geek. However, my Mom and family in Indiana love the updates and it's fun.

But this fucker's are worse!:mj07:

Outside, NOW!
 
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