Your worst sexual experience

[SixFive]

Wouldve loved to see the dude's face who actually slept there when he saw that mess.

:142smilie He might have gone to bed drunk and not ever realized he layed down in it until the next morning. :scared

 

[The Judge]

a scream that sounded a little like one would imagine a soprano bovine during slaughter.

Been there for that one. :142smilie

 

[blgstocks]

Wareagles story takes the cake!

 

[Sportsaholic]

You could have been double shit faced if you had chosen a different plan of attack!.........

:142smilie

 

[THE KOD]

wareagle


:142smilie :142smilie :142smilie

that was about the funniest story I have read ln here in a long time.

 

[wareagle]

:nutkick :tmi: :wall:

 

[freelancc]

:nutkick :tmi: :wall:

that story deserves at minimum a 5 day ban.
:help:

fortunately Jackson is out of town for a few days and will probably miss this.. :142smilie

 

[wareagle]

that story deserves at minimum a 5 day ban.
:help:

why free? :scared

it was a very unfortunate circumstance

we nicknamed her "pooper"

 

[wareagle]

:mj23: :142hump: :mj02:

 

[THE KOD]

war

did you know that yu were voted one of the richest men at madjacks. Congrats

 

[freelancc]

it was a very unfortunate circumstance

i don't doubt that for a moment..

 

[DBLMUTZ]

You get my vote,I was rooting for you knowing dumbstuff was about to happen as I read,Good story man, Sad but G1,This is the sorta shit thats sticks to us for life :mj07:

 

[Wineguy]

Hey Scottie boy, king of kitties, that was probably your best experience...go ahead and fess up....to just see nipples......you have got to be the weirdest member of this forum that anyone can remember.....ever get out from behind your computer? Nah, I think you live there. I bet if anyone checked your computer it has a mile long of porn gazing in the cookies and you seriously must admit it. You are an idiot.

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

is there really such a thing as *bad* sex??

:mj06: :mj05: :em71:

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

One of my worst, and there have been a couple...

I was having a dry spell and couldn't get lucky for a few weeks. My roommate at the time was really sowing some wild oats however.

One night he went out while I stayed home and relaxed.
He came back a few hours later and said - hey buddy, your dry spell is over! I got TWO blowjobs tonite! Thought I'd come home and give one to you.

ROFL ! ! !
:mj07: :mj07:

fawking hilarious....!!!

 

[wareagle]

war

did you know that yu were voted one of the richest men at madjacks. Congrats

:shrug: :scared