A man loses three fingers in a work accident.
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I went and saw my doctor the other day, and he told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked him why and he said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
A man was admitted to the hospital today with 25 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum.
Doctors have described his condition as stable.
Doctors have described his condition as stable.
I asked the doctor where I should put my pants during my prostate examination.
“Over there next to mine,” was not the answer I was expecting.
“Over there next to mine,” was not the answer I was expecting.
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained. "Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained. "Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."
AI jokes about this subject:
A man stumbles into the doctor’s office, bleeding badly.
Doctor says, "What happened?"
Man groans, "I fell into the industrial shredder at work."
Doctor looks him up and down and says,
"Well… you’ve definitely been through the daily grind."
Man crawls into the ER, burned head to toe.
Doctor: "Good God, what happened?"
Man: "Chemical explosion at work."
Doctor: "On the bright side, you won’t need to shave ever again."
Doctor: “Sir, your spine is shattered, your leg is gone, and your skull is cracked. What do you do for a living?”
Man: “I’m in workplace safety.”
Doctor: “You might wanna start working from home.”
A man stumbles into the doctor’s office, bleeding badly.
Doctor says, "What happened?"
Man groans, "I fell into the industrial shredder at work."
Doctor looks him up and down and says,
"Well… you’ve definitely been through the daily grind."
Man crawls into the ER, burned head to toe.
Doctor: "Good God, what happened?"
Man: "Chemical explosion at work."
Doctor: "On the bright side, you won’t need to shave ever again."
Doctor: “Sir, your spine is shattered, your leg is gone, and your skull is cracked. What do you do for a living?”
Man: “I’m in workplace safety.”
Doctor: “You might wanna start working from home.”
