Agent in the Indiana State Amateur

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Im confused, Agent are you a scratch golfer or are you a 4 handicapper? If you say your scratch sack up and play him even.

I say you zip your fukcin lips unless you want to play a little?:shrug:

I'm a 7, REMEMBER? You can't have it both ways dikweed, you either think I'm a 7 or you think I'm a scratch.

Either way, buzz off.
 

hsams

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You posted a thread showing-(supposedly) your index in this thread---I will gladly play you for more $$
than I stated but why would I give you more strokes since you "proved" to me you are scratch?

If this isn't a case of put up or shut up I don't know what is.......Play me even...I play in regular money games twice a week with a small yet revolving group at my club and one other club quite close by---we have a couple simple rules- they would apply to you also --they are

1-Cash must be shown by every player playing in said game-it is shown then held by my caddy Master-or, if you wish, a third party, you bring, to hold it- I would allow that too--I.E--no Cash no play--If for instance we played my stakes you must have at least $1500-$1800 on you(obviously if we played for more money the amount of your roll would have to be bigger)

2-The only other rule is obvious, usga rules apply-play ball down-putt every putt out

I know you will just shoot your mouth off and make some excuse for not coming, but buy your own tickets and come on up and try and take my money---if you are worried about plane tickets, if you win at my game your tickets would be more than paid for-----oh and by the way we don't play from the "whites " at my club or the clubs we have reciprocal agreements with-we play the tips-(My club 7225 yds 141 slope/74.1 rating)-other club we play regularly in a cash game 6800 yds 73.0 rating/135 slope.....By the way - I just checked a flight from Indy to Rochester NY is very cheap....You can fly in-I will have you picked up at the Airport (one of my assistant pros)-come and play and go home the same day--or if you have to whine about being tired from flying etc--fly in the day before the game -I will give you a comp practice round and then the next day we play--Please don't make a mockery of this by saying I said you get strokes blah blah---Play me even, and let your game do the talking.......the easiest ways to do this is You give the dates you are available and I will set it up--I don't need much notice but it would be nice to have week or so notice just post your available dates....................................................
 
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You posted a thread showing-(supposedly) your index in this thread---I will gladly play you for more $$
than I stated but why would I give you more strokes since you "proved" to me you are scratch?

If this isn't a case of put up or shut up I don't know what is.......Play me even...I play in regular money games twice a week with a small yet revolving group at my club and one other club quite close by---we have a couple simple rules- they would apply to you also --they are

1-Cash must be shown by every player playing in said game-it is shown then held by my caddy Master-or, if you wish, a third party, you bring, to hold it- I would allow that too--I.E--no Cash no play--If for instance we played my stakes you must have at least $1500-$1800 on you(obviously if we played for more money the amount of your roll would have to be bigger)

2-The only other rule is obvious, usga rules apply-play ball down-putt every putt out

I know you will just shoot your mouth off and make some excuse for not coming, but buy your own tickets and come on up and try and take my money---if you are worried about plane tickets, if you win at my game your tickets would be more than paid for-----oh and by the way we don't play from the "whites " at my club or the clubs we have reciprocal agreements with-we play the tips-(My club 7225 yds 141 slope/74.1 rating)-other club we play regularly in a cash game 6800 yds 73.0 rating/135 slope.....By the way - I just checked a flight from Indy to Rochester NY is very cheap....You can fly in-I will have you picked up at the Airport (one of my assistant pros)-come and play and go home the same day--or if you have to whine about being tired from flying etc--fly in the day before the game -I will give you a comp practice round and then the next day we play--Please don't make a mockery of this by saying I said you get strokes blah blah---Play me even, and let your game do the talking.......the easiest ways to do this is You give the dates you are available and I will set it up--I don't need much notice but it would be nice to have week or so notice just post your available dates....................................................


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Good luck Chad, I'd actually like to see this one play out. JP
 

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Maybe we can get one of these books to sponsor agent. This pro seems like the real deal though. I would back him also.. if anyone wants to put a little bet on matchbook. I also would like to have this round videotaped!!
 

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My question is why does Agent have to fly up and play the guy on HIS HOME COURSE:shrug: Is that not worth two a side, playing against the home course pro:shrug: If anything, play on a neutral course that neither has seen or at least play a home and home match. I can't beat either one of you but would probably play you head up on MY HOME COURSE:scared
 
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hsams where u located:shrug:
If you guys are serious i will find a course suitable close to 1/2 way between u both

i will raise the $$ to pay for green fees (twice) one practice round and one nites lodging each (separate rooms)

Game on, :shrug: let me know

within 2 months, sams get my e-mail from jack to tell me your schedule, chad has already it
 
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Phenom

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My question is why does Agent have to fly up and play the guy on HIS HOME COURSE:shrug: Is that not worth two a side, playing against the home course pro:shrug: If anything, play on a neutral course that neither has seen or at least play a home and home match. I can't beat either one of you but would probably play you head up on MY HOME COURSE:scared

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You posted a thread showing-(supposedly) your index in this thread---I will gladly play you for more $$
than I stated but why would I give you more strokes since you "proved" to me you are scratch?

If this isn't a case of put up or shut up I don't know what is.......Play me even...I play in regular money games twice a week with a small yet revolving group at my club and one other club quite close by---we have a couple simple rules- they would apply to you also --they are

1-Cash must be shown by every player playing in said game-it is shown then held by my caddy Master-or, if you wish, a third party, you bring, to hold it- I would allow that too--I.E--no Cash no play--If for instance we played my stakes you must have at least $1500-$1800 on you(obviously if we played for more money the amount of your roll would have to be bigger)

2-The only other rule is obvious, usga rules apply-play ball down-putt every putt out

I know you will just shoot your mouth off and make some excuse for not coming, but buy your own tickets and come on up and try and take my money---if you are worried about plane tickets, if you win at my game your tickets would be more than paid for-----oh and by the way we don't play from the "whites " at my club or the clubs we have reciprocal agreements with-we play the tips-(My club 7225 yds 141 slope/74.1 rating)-other club we play regularly in a cash game 6800 yds 73.0 rating/135 slope.....By the way - I just checked a flight from Indy to Rochester NY is very cheap....You can fly in-I will have you picked up at the Airport (one of my assistant pros)-come and play and go home the same day--or if you have to whine about being tired from flying etc--fly in the day before the game -I will give you a comp practice round and then the next day we play--Please don't make a mockery of this by saying I said you get strokes blah blah---Play me even, and let your game do the talking.......the easiest ways to do this is You give the dates you are available and I will set it up--I don't need much notice but it would be nice to have week or so notice just post your available dates....................................................



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This is a great thread. Agent, I am totally going with you and wish you the best. I for one think you are a stand up guy and back down to no one. For that alone, I give you credit. :00hour
 

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I'm of the opinion Agent could beat the sweater
folder club pro any day of the week :mj07:
 

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This is a great thread. Agent, I am totally going with you and wish you the best. I for one think you are a stand up guy and back down to no one. For that alone, I give you credit. :00hour

Yea, either that or a stupid fawk who has an incredible amount of self-importance.

Though he is a scratch golfer, one who somehow can't shoot par, BUT SCRATCH NONTHELESS!


I hesitate to even respond to this thread because his ego is growing exponentially with every page this assenine thread goes on.

Congrats on missing the cut, only you and JUST ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE could have pulled that off.

Christ.
 

yyz

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Congrats on missing the cut, only you and JUST ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE could have pulled that off.

Christ.

Not really. It requires actually getting off of your ass and having the stones to show up. Taking a chance, so to speak. Not a whole lot of guys were willing to do that.

A lot of guys want to take shots at him, and he's spent a lot of time setting himself up for it here at Madjack's, so I guess it will happen. I'm just trying to figure out where the satisfaction in that could possibly be? :shrug:
 

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Not really. It requires actually getting off of your ass and having the stones to show up. Taking a chance, so to speak. Not a whole lot of guys were willing to do that.

A lot of guys want to take shots at him, and he's spent a lot of time setting himself up for it here at Madjack's, so I guess it will happen. I'm just trying to figure out where the satisfaction in that could possibly be? :shrug:


YYZ, I am not certain where you are going with this, but I'm willing to take a shot.

I guess, for whatever reason, I could proclaim my superiority over the forum at something, claim to be one of the greatest ever at it, go out and fail, yet still proclaim my superiority.

I am not certain what that will accomplish, but I hold your opinion in pretty high reguard, so pick a contest/game/sport/whatever and I will do my best not to surpass Agent's scratch/inability to shoot par level.

I'm not certain I even understand my reply here.
 

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Not really. It requires actually getting off of your ass and having the stones to show up. Taking a chance, so to speak. Not a whole lot of guys were willing to do that.

A lot of guys want to take shots at him, and he's spent a lot of time setting himself up for it here at Madjack's, so I guess it will happen. I'm just trying to figure out where the satisfaction in that could possibly be? :shrug:

It takes a hell of a player to win a Club Champion-
ship, then you throw all those club champions +
college studs into a State Tournament on a course
set up to destroy the player and you have the
ultimate challenge. I'd say Agent belonged there.
Cut the man some slack, he's a damn good golfer.

Edit, that was'nt aimed at you yyz, just backing up
your point.
 

abc

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i Agree with what you guys said, but I think Agent believes he is better than what he actually is. Otherwise how else would you explain his results? I mean.. 82? 77 ? :shrug: Is he a good golfer.. sure no doubt. Is he a scratch golfer .. hell no
 
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