Agent in the Indiana State Amateur

[UGA12]

Sorry just saw this--I dont live on this site like you....I will play you any time--just come on up to NY--I was willing to give you 3 a side when I said you are a 6 but since you said you are a plus I guess we'll play even---I play front-back -total for $300 each and A game we call points--I can explain it later-a version of modified stableford with a dollar amount attached to each point earned........I wont hold my breath though on you coming...........:SIB

Bump the bet up a little and you're on like fukcin Donkey Kong.

Of course I want my strokes!

I will take 2 a side, play you for $500 across, will play the points game, and loser buys the plane ticket.

Deal?:shrug:

Not one to stick my nose where it doesnt belong but you did say he was on like fukcin donkey kong if he raised the stakes:shrug:


:0corn :0corn :0corn

 

[The Sponge]

Yea and who is bullshitting here? I claimed I would bet 10 grand I can break par at Augusta and the bet STILL stands. Other than that, I'm not on here claiming to be this or that at Golf. Every single thing I have ever posted is true, can and has been documented/backed up by other members. I crack a lot of nuts on here, but one thing I don't do is lie.:nono:

i tried my best with my limitied ability, to try like hell, not to point that post at you. My thoughts were at YYz question. I hope you guys play. Not sure what that would prove because it could be just one guys day.

 

[lewehands]

:0corn This smiley has to be the best! it needs to be in the first window list:142smilie

 

[Agent 0659]

Not one to stick my nose where it doesnt belong but you did say he was on like fukcin donkey kong if he raised the stakes:shrug:


:0corn :0corn :0corn

GO work on your putting dude, stay out of this...

There is little doubt this guy will shift to reverse and head the other way.

 

[fatdaddycool]

Yea and who is bullshitting here?

And this is the point in your post where I desperately tried to find a picture of Arnold Horseshack screaming "oh oh oh" with his hand up, alas I couldn't find one

 

[The Sponge]

Does this mean you are going to show us how good of a handicapper you claim to be. :shrug:

Only if i don't have to win every bet. Even i can't do that.:SIB

 

[vinnie]

And this is the point in your post where I desperately tried to find a picture of Arnold Horseshack screaming "oh oh oh" with his hand up, alas I couldn't find one

http://www.macjams.com/song/7054:00hour

 

[vinnie]

Only if i don't have to win every bet. Even i can't do that.:SIB

so when are you going to start :shrug:

 

[The Sponge]

so when are you going to start :shrug:

Listen numnuts cause you started the trouble in this thread the first time and left like a little school girl.:mj07: I will challenge anyone on this site. We put the same amount in any account and we see who has more at the end. We could figure out what the winner gets during the contest. Lets see who mans up. I will test my handicapping knowledge against anyone in the world including those service guys you use. Starting football season. Man up.

 

[vinnie]

Listen numnuts cause you started the trouble in this thread the first time and left like a little school girl.:mj07: I will challenge anyone on this site. We put the same amount in any account and we see who has more at the end. We could figure out what the winner gets during the contest. Lets see who mans up. I will test my handicapping knowledge against anyone in the world including those service guys you use. Starting football season. Man up.

I don't know if beantownjim is up for another contest maybe he will take on a 50 / 50 guy like you :shrug:

 

[The Judge]

And this is the point in your post where I desperately tried to find a picture of Arnold Horseshack screaming "oh oh oh" with his hand up, alas I couldn't find one

That's because the kid's name was "Horshack", not "Whoreshack."

 

[The Judge]

Listen numnuts cause you started the trouble in this thread the first time and left like a little school girl.:mj07: I will challenge anyone on this site. We put the same amount in any account and we see who has more at the end. We could figure out what the winner gets during the contest. Lets see who mans up. I will test my handicapping knowledge against anyone in the world including those service guys you use. Starting football season. Man up.

Sponge, I will accept this challenge for the upcoming NCAAF & NFL seasons.

Rules should be pretty simple. I'm thinking a minimum of 5 plays per week, maximum of 10. Contest runs from opening week of NCAAF through the NFL regular season. Bowl games are in play but no NFL playoffs.

Let me know what you are comfortable posting up and if you are interested, I am happy to discuss the wagering terms. I feel sure that we can agree on someone that we both trust to hold the funds in escrow.


The rest of this thread has taken on a particular juvenile attitude which I will shy away from.

 

[momoney]

OVER-UNDER ON POST TOTAL ANYONE????

OVER-UNDER ON POST TOTAL ANYONE????

No comment here..I just wanted to be the 233RD post in this thread...:142smilie :142smilie :142smilie :142smilie :142smilie :142smilie :142smilie

 

[Phenom]

Sponge, I will accept this challenge for the upcoming NCAAF & NFL seasons.

Rules should be pretty simple. I'm thinking a minimum of 5 plays per week, maximum of 10. Contest runs from opening week of NCAAF through the NFL regular season. Bowl games are in play but no NFL playoffs.

Let me know what you are comfortable posting up and if you are interested, I am happy to discuss the wagering terms. I feel sure that we can agree on someone that we both trust to hold the funds in escrow.


The rest of this thread has taken on a particular juvenile attitude which I will shy away from.

:0corn

So many challenges afoot, what to watch.... Can we get a channel listing please?

 

[Penguinfan]

Oh for god sakes PenguinFan. Grow a God dam set of balls and get the fukc over the one comment I made to your whiny ass. I mean are you really gonna harbor resentment for the rest of your life? Geezus man, how can you really get THAT affected by what one (supposedly moronic) person says on an internet message board? Are you really that fragile? Guess so....

As for how good I am or ain't, it's all 'hypothetical' I guess. One or even 10 tournaments don't make or break a person. All I will say is I am not playing your local muni from the whites, rolling it with gimmes against a bunch of nitwits that can't break 80. These are the best Amateur golfers (4 of the tourneys are open to pros as well) in the State. Look at the profile of the top players from the 107th State Amateur. It is THE top am tourney on the State. The guys at the top are college All Americans and UNITED STATES Public links players and competitors. All these courses are tipped out, greens double cut and rolled everyday, 12 brutal pin placements, 3 medium, 3 easy. It is the best tests the State has to offer. Have I shot my best scores? No, but I have been very happy with how I have faired. It seems I haven't made a putt over 10 ft all year. Anyway, at least I have the nuts to show up and play, I qualified for all of these tourneys, unlike what Hsams says. You don't just sign up and play. It was proven that the scores I shot translate to a 0 handicap. That being said, I could give a flying fukc WHAT my handicap is, I don't play in NET tournaments anyway, nor do I walk around flashing a card and saying I'm a scratch. All of that has been claimed by OTHER people.



Now, onto the bet with the 'pro'. You want to run your mouth about me, and the fact I am NOT a scratch golfer and am in fact a 7, yet when it comes time to play me you want it heads up? and you want me to fly to New York, and play you, on your home course in front of all your friends, with no strokes. I mean who in the fukc do you think you are shitting? You want a game, you dam well have one, but it is going to be a home/home match, or a neutral site. I won't hold my breath on you having the sack to leave your comfort zone, 'pro'.

:talk: :talk:

Sorry, I'm sure there is something in there I should reply to, but I just can't get throught that much drivvle written by Agent.

Shouldn't you be out recruiting people to post here on your behalf?

 

[Cie]

Listen numnuts cause you started the trouble in this thread the first time and left like a little school girl.:mj07: I will challenge anyone on this site. We put the same amount in any account and we see who has more at the end. We could figure out what the winner gets during the contest. Lets see who mans up. I will test my handicapping knowledge against anyone in the world including those service guys you use. Starting football season. Man up.

Could you be any more of loser??

 

[fatdaddycool]

Agent,
I suck at golf so do you wanna come over, have a few beers, compare ball bag sizes and then fight?

Hope this helps,


FDC

 

[jpblack34]

JP, I may need a partner!:SIB

No worries, you got the cell!

 

[Penguinfan]

Agent,
I suck at golf so do you wanna come over, have a few beers, compare ball bag sizes and then fight?

Hope this helps,


FDC

:s2:


:142smilie

 

[The Sponge]

Sponge, I will accept this challenge for the upcoming NCAAF & NFL seasons.

Rules should be pretty simple. I'm thinking a minimum of 5 plays per week, maximum of 10. Contest runs from opening week of NCAAF through the NFL regular season. Bowl games are in play but no NFL playoffs.

Let me know what you are comfortable posting up and if you are interested, I am happy to discuss the wagering terms. I feel sure that we can agree on someone that we both trust to hold the funds in escrow.


The rest of this thread has taken on a particular juvenile attitude which I will shy away from.

My rules are simple. Im not gonna post (and i know you didnt say this) 5 games at 12 oclock and hope i win a game that isnt till 9 that night. I want a contest where i can bet in real time betting. That is why i said we put up what we could afford in a sports book and see who has the most at the end. This eliminates guys who doubledown in a contest (near the end because they are way behind) who wouldn't if it was their own money they are risking. There is a lot of time so any ideas you have are welcome to iron this out but i'll say it again i want real live wagering with our money. To many people manipulate contests if they somehow can find an angle. Maybe if i lose i will send you fifty pounds of Philly steaks and if you lose you can send me something from Texas and i don't like Burritos. I always wanted to get in a contest where the prizes would be that the losers would have to send something there state is famous for. If Vinny loses maybe he could send a straw hat. We should move this over to the NFL threads and see if anyone else is interested.