Agent in the Indiana State Amateur

[Kramer]

penguinfan, I guess I don't follow the action in
this forum enough, I don't understand the
hostilities that some of you have towards each
other, I guess that's a good thing. :shrug:

 

[vinnie]

penguinfan, I guess I don't follow the action in
this forum enough, I don't understand the
hostilities that some of you have towards each
other, I guess that's a good thing. :shrug:

that's because you spend all your time in the mojo forum :shrug:

 

[Kramer]

that's because you spend all your time in the mojo forum :shrug:

:142smilie :142smilie :142smilie

 

[Kramer]

vinnie, someone around here has to make sure
you're putting out your best effort :00hour

 

[Penguinfan]

penguinfan, I guess I don't follow the action in
this forum enough, I don't understand the
hostilities that some of you have towards each
other, I guess that's a good thing. :shrug:

Yea, I have had disagreements with a few folks on here and would still like to meet them and I am sure would have a beer with them and become friends, or at least peacefully co-exist.

Agent is another story, and it's a long story. Short of it is I don't like him, don't want to like him and will make no effort to like him, ever.

At least you are willing to say you don't know the history between Agent and I and shrug it off, others don't have that kind of sense to them. I guess I need to run out and recruit friends to post on my behalf too.

 

[momoney]

Which one drives the newest, fastest Porcshe??????

Which one drives the newest, fastest Porcshe??????

Maybe they should just have a :mj12: contest.

film it

and each could watch the other to see who the winner is

Does anyone have a camera that small?

 

[Agent 0659]

Oh for god sakes PenguinFan. Grow a God dam set of balls and get the fukc over the one comment I made to your whiny ass. I mean are you really gonna harbor resentment for the rest of your life? Geezus man, how can you really get THAT affected by what one (supposedly moronic) person says on an internet message board? Are you really that fragile? Guess so....

As for how good I am or ain't, it's all 'hypothetical' I guess. One or even 10 tournaments don't make or break a person. All I will say is I am not playing your local muni from the whites, rolling it with gimmes against a bunch of nitwits that can't break 80. These are the best Amateur golfers (4 of the tourneys are open to pros as well) in the State. Look at the profile of the top players from the 107th State Amateur. It is THE top am tourney on the State. The guys at the top are college All Americans and UNITED STATES Public links players and competitors. All these courses are tipped out, greens double cut and rolled everyday, 12 brutal pin placements, 3 medium, 3 easy. It is the best tests the State has to offer. Have I shot my best scores? No, but I have been very happy with how I have faired. It seems I haven't made a putt over 10 ft all year. Anyway, at least I have the nuts to show up and play, I qualified for all of these tourneys, unlike what Hsams says. You don't just sign up and play. It was proven that the scores I shot translate to a 0 handicap. That being said, I could give a flying fukc WHAT my handicap is, I don't play in NET tournaments anyway, nor do I walk around flashing a card and saying I'm a scratch. All of that has been claimed by OTHER people.



Now, onto the bet with the 'pro'. You want to run your mouth about me, and the fact I am NOT a scratch golfer and am in fact a 7, yet when it comes time to play me you want it heads up? and you want me to fly to New York, and play you, on your home course in front of all your friends, with no strokes. I mean who in the fukc do you think you are shitting? You want a game, you dam well have one, but it is going to be a home/home match, or a neutral site. I won't hold my breath on you having the sack to leave your comfort zone, 'pro'.

 

[Agent 0659]

:scared

Good luck Chad, I'd actually like to see this one play out. JP

JP, I may need a partner!:SIB

 

[Agent 0659]

i Agree with what you guys said, but I think Agent believes he is better than what he actually is. Otherwise how else would you explain his results? I mean.. 82? 77 ? :shrug: Is he a good golfer.. sure no doubt. Is he a scratch golfer .. hell no

Do you have a clue about anything? hell no...

 

[momoney]

Agent 0659
-8 ....

..please update your avatar....still says -8...and don't worry about the "nay-sayers"..they play X-Box Tiger Woods for their index ratings.

 

[Agent 0659]

My question is why does Agent have to fly up and play the guy on HIS HOME COURSE:shrug: Is that not worth two a side, playing against the home course pro:shrug: If anything, play on a neutral course that neither has seen or at least play a home and home match. I can't beat either one of you but would probably play you head up on MY HOME COURSE:scared

Exactly, thanks! Doesn't take much of a man to call someone out under those perfect circumstances.

I only hope we can figure out a way to get this on!

 

[bohawk]

Agent-Man: Best of wishes in your efforts.:clap: :clap:

 

[Agent 0659]

Agent 0659
-8 ....

..please update your avatar....still says -8

You better run and hide. There is a certain someone around here that HATES Kansas City. He also has a TOUGH time letting things go so he may harass you forever.

Thanks for the heads up on the avatar, I fixed it.

 

[vinnie]

Now, onto the bet with the 'pro'. You want to run your mouth about me, and the fact I am NOT a scratch golfer and am in fact a 7, yet when it comes time to play me you want it heads up? and you want me to fly to New York, and play you, on your home course in front of all your friends, with no strokes. I mean who in the fukc do you think you are shitting? You want a game, you dam well have one, but it is going to be a home/home match, or a neutral site. I won't hold my breath on you having the sack to leave your comfort zone, 'pro'.

I have to agree with you here agent the only fair way is neutral course even up anything else is just a offer he knows you won't take.

 

[The Sponge]

I'm just trying to figure out where the satisfaction in that could possibly be? :shrug:

How about lets start with the truth? I have no dog in this hunt and have no clue what Agent said leading up to this but to sit on ones hands while another brags away but never produces to me would be lame. I am not talking about Agent here, im just talking about your question. Some guys just hate bull shitters and some guys just let it roll right off their shoulders. Maybe its a East coast thing. Again i repeat i do not know the situation here im just pointing out why guys get their feathers ruffled a bit, with a situation like this.

 

[lewehands]

I can put together a little to throw in the pot to back agent. Hell I'll pay for his plane ticket !!!!!! :SIB I want to take a trip out that way anyhow:00hour

 

[The Sponge]

I have to agree with you here agent the only fair way is neutral course even up anything else is just a offer he knows you won't take.

Maybe you can spot the money for the airfare and i think this will take place.:00hour Can you play golf with boxing gloves on?

 

[momoney]

You better run and hide. There is a certain someone around here that HATES Kansas City. He also has a TOUGH time letting things go so he may harass you forever.

Thanks for the heads up on the avatar, I fixed it.

That's what "ignore" list profiles are for thanks to MJ!! Not even sweating the petty stuff...like to pet the sweaty muff...:00hour

 

[Agent 0659]

How about lets start with the truth? I have no dog in this hunt and have no clue what Agent said leading up to this but to sit on ones hands while another brags away but never produces to me would be lame. I am not talking about Agent here, im just talking about your question. Some guys just hate bull shitters and some guys just let it roll right off their shoulders. Maybe its a East coast thing. Again i repeat i do not know the situation here im just pointing out why guys get their feathers ruffled a bit, with a situation like this.

Yea and who is bullshitting here? I claimed I would bet 10 grand I can break par at Augusta and the bet STILL stands. Other than that, I'm not on here claiming to be this or that at Golf. Every single thing I have ever posted is true, can and has been documented/backed up by other members. I crack a lot of nuts on here, but one thing I don't do is lie.:nono:

 

[vinnie]

How about lets start with the truth? I have no dog in this hunt and have no clue what Agent said leading up to this but to sit on ones hands while another brags away but never produces to me would be lame. I am not talking about Agent here, im just talking about your question. Some guys just hate bull shitters and some guys just let it roll right off their shoulders. Maybe its a East coast thing. Again i repeat i do not know the situation here im just pointing out why guys get their feathers ruffled a bit, with a situation like this.

Does this mean you are going to show us how good of a handicapper you claim to be. :shrug: