Agent in the Indiana State Amateur

[The Sponge]

Could you be any more of loser??

Im sure you will run that smart wise mouth of yours but when it comes to manning up you will be:00x31

 

[hsams]

Agent--in Typical back peddle style you now don't want to play on my home course---Fine---I will relent no problem---Try this:

1-If you look at a map-I live outside of Rochester Ny--you live somewhere in Indiana--we should meet and play at a course in OHIO--Makes sense RIGHT--you could drive down no problem and I could as well.....

2-seeing as you will probably hide behind semantics and other "problems" with scheduling I will list 5 courses we can play in the state of OHIO-you pick the one--I will let you pick--thats a pretty good concession on my part AND you can pick the date--seeing as this is the way I need at LEAST 2 weeks notice....Here are the courses--same stakes-cash must be shown-since we are going to a neutral state and course bring some one to hold my cash and I will bring someone to hold yours----Even up no strokes


Courses

1-Avalon Lakes--south of Cleveland--site of LPGA event decent track

2-Chapel Hill--North of Columbus

3-Cooks Creek-south of Columbus

4-Eaglesticks GC--1 hour east of Columbus--said to be best public course in thestate

5-The golf Club at Yankee trace--al little south of Dayton---to be honest played there once in a tourney--very nice conditions---there you go .


Makes sure you keep flapping and come up with excuses:mj07: ---I am waiting pick a date and course---ball is in your court "champ":142smilie

 

[UGA12]

Just to catch everyone up......

Still waiting to hear your response, would you like to play me?:shrug:

Bump the bet up a little and you're on like fukcin Donkey Kong.

Of course I want my strokes!

Now, onto the bet with the 'pro'. You want to run your mouth about me, and the fact I am NOT a scratch golfer and am in fact a 7, yet when it comes time to play me you want it heads up? and you want me to fly to New York, and play you, on your home course in front of all your friends, with no strokes. I mean who in the fukc do you think you are shitting? You want a game, you dam well have one, but it is going to be a home/home match, or a neutral site. I won't hold my breath on you having the sack to leave your comfort zone, 'pro'.

Exactly, thanks! Doesn't take much of a man to call someone out under those perfect circumstances.

I only hope we can figure out a way to get this on!

Agent--in Typical back peddle style you now don't want to play on my home course---Fine---I will relent no problem---Try this:

1-If you look at a map-I live outside of Rochester Ny--you live somewhere in Indiana--we should meet and play at a course in OHIO--Makes sense RIGHT--you could drive down no problem and I could as well.....

2-seeing as you will probably hide behind semantics and other "problems" with scheduling I will list 5 courses we can play in the state of OHIO-you pick the one--I will let you pick--thats a pretty good concession on my part AND you can pick the date--seeing as this is the way I need at LEAST 2 weeks notice....Here are the courses--same stakes-cash must be shown-since we are going to a neutral state and course bring some one to hold my cash and I will bring someone to hold yours----Even up no strokes


Courses

1-Avalon Lakes--south of Cleveland--site of LPGA event decent track

2-Chapel Hill--North of Columbus

3-Cooks Creek-south of Columbus

4-Eaglesticks GC--1 hour east of Columbus--said to be best public course in thestate

5-The golf Club at Yankee trace--al little south of Dayton---to be honest played there once in a tourney--very nice conditions---there you go .


Makes sure you keep flapping and come up with excuses:mj07: ---I am waiting pick a date and course---ball is in your court "champ":142smilie

And the plot thickens. Just when Agent thought he was in the clear

Sorry back to putting practice.

 

[lewehands]

Spnge

Spnge

I like your idea of putting A set amount in an account and whoever has the most at the end of some set time wins. That way one can wager on anything they want and would bring to the table all aspects of wagering ( like money management) This would show who the best gambler is but not who the best handicapper is. :SIB :0corn :0corn :0corn

 

[Agent 0659]

Agent--in Typical back peddle style you now don't want to play on my home course---Fine---I will relent no problem---Try this:

1-If you look at a map-I live outside of Rochester Ny--you live somewhere in Indiana--we should meet and play at a course in OHIO--Makes sense RIGHT--you could drive down no problem and I could as well.....

2-seeing as you will probably hide behind semantics and other "problems" with scheduling I will list 5 courses we can play in the state of OHIO-you pick the one--I will let you pick--thats a pretty good concession on my part AND you can pick the date--seeing as this is the way I need at LEAST 2 weeks notice....Here are the courses--same stakes-cash must be shown-since we are going to a neutral state and course bring some one to hold my cash and I will bring someone to hold yours----Even up no strokes


Courses

1-Avalon Lakes--south of Cleveland--site of LPGA event decent track

2-Chapel Hill--North of Columbus

3-Cooks Creek-south of Columbus

4-Eaglesticks GC--1 hour east of Columbus--said to be best public course in thestate

5-The golf Club at Yankee trace--al little south of Dayton---to be honest played there once in a tourney--very nice conditions---there you go .


Makes sure you keep flapping and come up with excuses:mj07: ---I am waiting pick a date and course---ball is in your court "champ":142smilie

Sounds GREAT To me "pro".

Let's just clear something up though big mouth. Nobody on this end is 'backpeddling'. Just because I don't want to fly to your hometown and play your home course and your favorite game that you won't even explain, doesn't mean I don't want to play you. Christ man, get a grip on yourself! Who would take such a bet? I don't see the need to bring along people to hold the money, it's a couple grand, not like it's 100 thousand or something. I'm sure there will be plenty of people there to help us out.

I will look at my schedule sometime tonight and try and put some dates out there for you. Also want to research the courses a little, are you telling me to pick?

I want to play you, but can you explain the points game you are talking about before I agree to that portion? Maybe we could do a 2 day deal? 36 holes?

This should be fun!

 

[dunclock]

I think the points are:

Bingo, Bango, Bongo
Harry Polo
Snake
Rabbit
Googles
Sandies
Greenies
Wolf

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:s2:
:thinking:
:0corn :0corn

 

[Kramer]

:weed: :0corn :0corn :0corn :drinky:

The Thought Plickens

 

[Agent 0659]

Guy wants me to agree to some game he won't even explain....

You pick a course, I will pick a course, we will play your game at yours and mine at mine?:shrug:

 

[Agent 0659]

Courses

1-Avalon Lakes--south of Cleveland--site of LPGA event decent track

2-Chapel Hill--North of Columbus

3-Cooks Creek-south of Columbus

4-Eaglesticks GC--1 hour east of Columbus--said to be best public course in thestate

5-The golf Club at Yankee trace--al little south of Dayton---to be honest played there once in a tourney--very nice conditions---there you go .

Oh yea, I'm sure you just pulled these out of a hat huh? No way these happen to be 5 courses you played in Ohio:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

 

[dunclock]

If you play in Cincinnati, I can drive up and stay with a buddy, put you on two great courses and i will hold the monies. He is about 3 or 4 {maybe 10 in hsams hdcp system lol} so we could have a foursome with someone to monitor, make rulings and hold the funds

:shrug:

:00x32

:0corn :0corn

 

[yyz]

I don't see the need to bring along people to hold the money, it's a couple grand, not like it's 100 thousand or something.

You could let Victor Corsini hold the money. I hear he has an excellent reputation.

 

[hsams]

Oh yea, I'm sure you just pulled these out of a hat huh? No way these happen to be 5 courses you played in Ohio:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

I said I played one of them--I knew you would run and hide behind some small detail you didnt like---Play me 18 holes for front -back-total- at a grand a piece--so your roll has to be 3 grand----As far as the course---let someone on this board who lives in OHIO pick a course then I dont care---now i am sure you have a problem with that....I have yet to get this into name calling but it looks to me as you are being a baby--put up or shut pal -I am waiting.......:shrug:

 

[Penguinfan]

...I have yet to get this into name calling but it looks to me as you are being a baby--put up or shut pal -I am waiting.......:shrug:

Looks, LOOKS?!?!?!?

You have no idea who you are dealing with here, OF COURSE HE IS HIDING BEHIND SOME DETAIL AND CALLING NAMES, he is Agent, that's what he does.

I mean, when he's not out recruiting people tp post on his behalf.

MadJacks stock would go up 80% if he quit posting, alas, we can only dream.

 

[UGA12]

I said I played one of them--I knew you would run and hide behind some small detail you didnt like---Play me 18 holes for front -back-total- at a grand a piece--so your roll has to be 3 grand----As far as the course---let someone on this board who lives in OHIO pick a course then I dont care---now i am sure you have a problem with that....I have yet to get this into name calling but it looks to me as you are being a baby--put up or shut pal -I am waiting.......:shrug:

:0corn :0corn :0corn

 

[ageecee]

If I shoot +8 on 9 holes I'm happy!

Fukin hilarious...

 

[Agent 0659]

I said I played one of them--I knew you would run and hide behind some small detail you didnt like---Play me 18 holes for front -back-total- at a grand a piece--so your roll has to be 3 grand----As far as the course---let someone on this board who lives in OHIO pick a course then I dont care---now i am sure you have a problem with that....I have yet to get this into name calling but it looks to me as you are being a baby--put up or shut pal -I am waiting.......:shrug:

Who is hiding? You were running your mouth about some points game. Well EXPLAIN THE FUKCING GAME? Now you want to go from 300 side to 1,000 a side? Make up your god damn mind and lets fukcnig play golf dude. I want 2 matches, in Ohio, one course you choose, one I choose. Why don't you put up or shut up?

 

[Agent 0659]

Looks, LOOKS?!?!?!?

You have no idea who you are dealing with here, OF COURSE HE IS HIDING BEHIND SOME DETAIL AND CALLING NAMES, he is Agent, that's what he does.

I mean, when he's not out recruiting people tp post on his behalf.

MadJacks stock would go up 80% if he quit posting, alas, we can only dream.

Oh hey Mark. How is it looking for you to make it to the golf outing that you ran your mouth about for a week how you would be there and I wouldn't?

Thought so.....

 

[Penguinfan]

Oh hey Mark. How is it looking for you to make it to the golf outing that you ran your mouth about for a week how you would be there and I wouldn't?

Thought so.....

Oh hey, buttfuk, I believe I said early on I would have to call off sick to make it, but I guess that selective memory of yours is kicking in.

Keep twisting things to however you want and keep rounding off your handicap to the nearest scratch, you don't look silly at this point at all, really.

 

[hsams]

You couldnt be more of puke-I always let babies have ther way because I dont like crying


YOU CAN Pick the COURSE--ok baby?


You can pick the stakes-In a simple game of front-back-total--please make it worth my while for the drive down.......now figure a way to get out of it you wuss........PS-(I know you dont have two nickels to rub together-I have read you stiffed someone for weeks but I will not play for peanuts)--but YOU can CHOOSE the Stakes & the COURSE......Well???:142smilie :142smilie ---I wont hold my breath "CHAMP"

 

[Agent 0659]

You couldnt be more of puke-I always let babies have ther way because I dont like crying


YOU CAN Pick the COURSE--ok baby?


You can pick the stakes-In a simple game of front-back-total--please make it worth my while for the drive down.......now figure a way to get out of it you wuss........PS-(I know you dont have two nickels to rub together-I have read you stiffed someone for weeks but I will not play for peanuts)--but YOU can CHOOSE the Stakes & the COURSE......Well???:142smilie :142smilie ---I wont hold my breath "CHAMP"

So you're wussing out on the 2nd day then?

If so, I guess it's $1,000 nassau, if you can play two days, it's $500 per 9. Match play I assume?

I guess your points game is out?

I will pick a course and give you dates tonight. Can;t wait to see you weasel out of this!