Australian Open

[kickserv]

it's just like betting on any other sport... it's fun if you're winning.

ummm.....no shit.

and most of them seem fairly weak mentally. especially the women. every point they lose, they throw a hissy fit and either drop their head or turn to their coach to whine. it's amazing how these matches can just turn on a dime. someone can be playing great, miss one easy shot, and suddenly they look like it's their first time playing. they fall apart at the first sign of any adversity.

Don't even get me started on chick tennis. You think it is frustrating watching as a fan, try being a player like me who sucked on the men's tour but if I had a vagina I'd be making gazillions of dollars. I could go on for about 700 thousands words on this, but I won't. Oh and the sad part is...chick tennis has actually gotten better since I played, and yet it is still awful for oh so many reasons.

*does not apply to canadians, obviously.

Obviously🇨🇦

if you enjoy tennis, and are looking for a reason to watch some, then throw a few bucks on some of kick's bets. he's a lot more experienced at this than i am. and i'd love to hear his thoughts on the topic.

kickserv = amazing

And yes, the key word is a "few bucks".....I don't want to be responsible for Mr. rocky mountain having to sell his organs to make some extra cash.

oh, and make sure you look closely into your book's rules on tennis bets. different books have different rules on what constitutes an official match (usually in regards to a player quitting a match), and also on determining other wagers.

Yep, good point by Smitty...always check the rules, sometimes people think they won their wager, and they didn't. For the record I prefer "match must be completed for bet to stand" rule.

almost no way he loses to asshole dipshit.

Djokovic = asshole dipsit

Anytime he loses.....life is good.

 

[kickserv]

Day 5 goes poorly for kickserv😭


updated record........


2025 Tennis Record
-------------------------------------
Parlay 1-5
Head to Head 6-7
Over/Under 0-0
Game Spread 4-5
Prop 4-5
Futures 0-0

+2.81 units

 

[rocky mountain]

ummm.....no shit.





Don't even get me started on chick tennis. You think it is frustrating watching as a fan, try being a player like me who sucked on the men's tour but if I had a vagina I'd be making gazillions of dollars. I could go on for about 700 thousands words on this, but I won't. Oh and the sad part is...chick tennis has actually gotten better since I played, and yet it is still awful for oh so many reasons.




Obviously🇨🇦



kickserv = amazing

And yes, the key word is a "few bucks".....I don't want to be responsible for Mr. rocky mountain having to sell his organs to make some extra cash.



Yep, good point by Smitty...always check the rules, sometimes people think they won their wager, and they didn't. For the record I prefer "match must be completed for bet to stand" rule.


Djokovic = asshole dipsit

Anytime he loses.....life is good.

Why does everyone hate Djokovic. Isn't he considered the GOAT?

 

[kickserv]

Why does everyone hate Djokovic. Isn't he considered the GOAT?

He's Top 3 all time best tennis players and could very well be number 1 when all is said and done.

He's an amazing tennis player.......and an asshole.



He's not the worst of the worst in men's pro tennis history, but he's in the top 10 percent.

 

[kickserv]

Day 6 Action


Benjamin Bonzi beat Jiri Lehecka $3.90 (+290) *half unit

Belinda Bencic beat Naomi Osaka $2.25 (+125) *1 unit

Jakub Mensik -4.5 games beat Alejandro Davidovich Fokina $2.10 (+110) *1 unit

Paula Badosa to beat Marta Kostyuk in straight sets $2.15 (+115) *1 unit

Jessica Pegula -5.5 games beat Olga Danilovic $2.05 (+105) *1 unit

Tommy Paul to beat Roberto Carballes Baena in straight sets $2.20 (+120) *1 unit

 

[Smitty]

Why does everyone hate Djokovic. Isn't he considered the GOAT?

for me, prime federer > prime djokovic.

and djokovic is a huge asshole. we could get into the shit he pulled early in the pandemic as evidence, but we don't even have to do that. i'll just use this example...

obviously, he's the favorite in almost every match he plays. and crowds usually root for the underdog. just a fact of sports. so the crowds are often rooting for his opponent to at least be competitive. and one of the things he's most known for... when he makes a big shot to quiet a crowd, he looks into the crowd and makes the "i can't hear you" motion. there's no need for it. tennis crowds are usually respectful, and they'll applaud the winner of every point. he's just a douchebag.

 

[Jord20]

ummm.....no shit.





Don't even get me started on chick tennis. You think it is frustrating watching as a fan, try being a player like me who sucked on the men's tour but if I had a vagina I'd be making gazillions of dollars. I could go on for about 700 thousands words on this, but I won't. Oh and the sad part is...chick tennis has actually gotten better since I played, and yet it is still awful for oh so many reasons.




Obviously🇨🇦



kickserv = amazing

And yes, the key word is a "few bucks".....I don't want to be responsible for Mr. rocky mountain having to sell his organs to make some extra cash.



Yep, good point by Smitty...always check the rules, sometimes people think they won their wager, and they didn't. For the record I prefer "match must be completed for bet to stand" rule.


Djokovic = asshole dipsit

Anytime he loses.....life is good.

Djokovic aka GOAT, what an amazing human and even better tennis player... True GOAT

 

[Jord20]

Why does everyone hate Djokovic. Isn't he considered the GOAT?

Only losers like Smitty and Kick do 🤪

He's a bit polarizing because he doesn't kiss ass and stay PC like Nadull and Fed...

There is zero question he's the best tennis player to ever walk the planet

 

[Jord20]

Day 6 Action


Benjamin Bonzi beat Jiri Lehecka $3.90 (+290) *half unit

Belinda Bencic beat Naomi Osaka $2.25 (+125) *1 unit

Jakub Mensik -4.5 games beat Alejandro Davidovich Fokina $2.10 (+110) *1 unit

Paula Badosa to beat Marta Kostyuk in straight sets $2.15 (+115) *1 unit

Jessica Pegula -5.5 games beat Olga Danilovic $2.05 (+105) *1 unit

Tommy Paul to beat Roberto Carballes Baena in straight sets $2.20 (+120) *1 unit

That Bonzi/Lehecka match will be fire.

GL on Belinda and Mensik

 

[kickserv]

Only losers like Smitty and Kick do 🤪

He's a bit polarizing because he doesn't kiss ass and stay PC like Nadull and Fed...

It has nothing to do with him being polarizing or PC.......he is a cheating asshole crybaby dipshit piece of garbage human being.

Almost nobody on tour likes him....he's a fucking douchebag.

 

[kickserv]

That Bonzi/Lehecka match will be fire.

🔥

 

[kickserv]

Djokovic aka GOAT, what an amazing human and even better tennis player... True GOAT

There is debate if he's best ever.

There is no debate that he is an awful human being who cheats and cries like a 5 year old girl who dropped her ice cream. If you knew him, you'd see what a piece of shit he is, trust me on that.

 

[Jord20]

It has nothing to do with him being polarizing or PC.......he is a cheating asshole crybaby dipshit piece of garbage human being.

Almost nobody on tour likes him....he's a fucking douchebag.

all the good ones love him and all the pansies like ADM don't

Cheating?!??! Are you confusing him with Sinner?

 

[Jord20]

There is debate if he's best ever.

There is no debate that he is an awful human being who cheats and cries like a 5 year old girl who dropped her ice cream. If you knew him, you'd see what a piece of shit he is, trust me on that.

I don't trust you on this one...

We can agree on Serena

 

[kickserv]

I don't trust you on this one...

1. I have met him twice

2. I know one of his former hitting partners.


I assure you he is a shit-bag.

 

[kickserv]

We can agree on Serena

Serena is worse than pretty much anyone......in all of sport.

 

[rocky mountain]

Only losers like Smitty and Kick do 🤪

He's a bit polarizing because he doesn't kiss ass and stay PC like Nadull and Fed...

There is zero question he's the best tennis player to ever walk the planet

For real or is this sarcasm? I don't follow tennis, but over yrs from espn highlights have heard of him a lot. Then googled today it seemed like The Man.

 

[Jord20]

For real or is this sarcasm? I don't follow tennis, but over yrs from espn highlights have heard of him a lot. Then googled today it seemed like The Man.

Dead Serious post (except for the part of calling Kick and Smitty losers lol)

 

[Smitty]

Serena is worse than pretty much anyone......in all of sport.

between her and her sister... just some of the worst sportsmanship (sportswomanship?) that i've ever seen.

what serena did to osaka at the us open was pathetic.

 

[kickserv]

what serena did to osaka at the us open was pathetic.

You think that was bad.....you should see the shit she does when tv cameras are not rolling.