Australian Open
- Thread starter Smitty
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I just went back and watched the highlights from this 2018 match and I loved it. I would watch some matches if I could look forward to the emotional breakdowns I enjoyed this so much, laughing my ass off. We probably all had these days , I was the worse sport as a kid , from Monopoly onwards. Lose my shit when I lost and every board piece became a weapon to my older cousins who teased and tormented me to death.
I used to love watching crybaby Mcenroe vs Jimmy Connors, I think it's fun to see different shit happen, adds spice! I'm actually not done yet , she's getting nastier by the minute here, just told ref he will never be on court again when she plays.
That was hysterical. Went from pleading, to accusatory, to threatening judge career, then complete Cherynobyl melt down. In a match where she got smoked. She did show good sportsmanship to Osaka.
Day 7 Action
Emma Navarro to beat Ons Jabeur in straight sets $3.00 (+200) *1 unit
Madison Keys to beat Danielle Collins in straight sets $2.15 (+115) *1 unit
Taylor Fritz to beat Gael Monfils in straight sets $2.10 (+110) *1 unit
Learner Tien beat Corentin Moutet $1.91 (-110) *1.25 units
Veronika Kudermetova beat Beatriz Haddad Maia $2.00 (+100) *1 unit
Fabian Marozsan beat Lorenzo Sonego $2.10 (+110) *1 unit
Emma Navarro to beat Ons Jabeur in straight sets $3.00 (+200) *1 unit
Madison Keys to beat Danielle Collins in straight sets $2.15 (+115) *1 unit
Taylor Fritz to beat Gael Monfils in straight sets $2.10 (+110) *1 unit
Learner Tien beat Corentin Moutet $1.91 (-110) *1.25 units
Veronika Kudermetova beat Beatriz Haddad Maia $2.00 (+100) *1 unit
Fabian Marozsan beat Lorenzo Sonego $2.10 (+110) *1 unit
updated record...
6-7 +6.1
very interesting that khachanov is down 2 sets, but still only +230 for the match. i know michelsen has troubles closing out matches, but wow.
6-7 +6.1
very interesting that khachanov is down 2 sets, but still only +230 for the match. i know michelsen has troubles closing out matches, but wow.
adding for Day 7, so it looks like this now......
Emma Navarro to beat Ons Jabeur in straight sets $3.00 (+200) *1 unit
Madison Keys to beat Danielle Collins in straight sets $2.15 (+115) *1 unit
Madison Keys -5.0 games beat Danielle Collins $2.70 (+170) *half unit
Taylor Fritz to beat Gael Monfils in straight sets $2.10 (+110) *1 unit
Learner Tien beat Corentin Moutet $1.91 (-110) *1.25 units
Veronika Kudermetova beat Beatriz Haddad Maia $2.00 (+100) *1 unit
Fabian Marozsan beat Lorenzo Sonego $2.10 (+110) *1 unit
Jasmine Paolini to beat Elina Svitolina in straight sets $2.70 (+170) *1 unit
Ben Shelton to beat Lorenzo Musetti in straight sets $4.30 (+330) *half unit
Emma Navarro to beat Ons Jabeur in straight sets $3.00 (+200) *1 unit
Madison Keys to beat Danielle Collins in straight sets $2.15 (+115) *1 unit
Madison Keys -5.0 games beat Danielle Collins $2.70 (+170) *half unit
Taylor Fritz to beat Gael Monfils in straight sets $2.10 (+110) *1 unit
Learner Tien beat Corentin Moutet $1.91 (-110) *1.25 units
Veronika Kudermetova beat Beatriz Haddad Maia $2.00 (+100) *1 unit
Fabian Marozsan beat Lorenzo Sonego $2.10 (+110) *1 unit
Jasmine Paolini to beat Elina Svitolina in straight sets $2.70 (+170) *1 unit
Ben Shelton to beat Lorenzo Musetti in straight sets $4.30 (+330) *half unit
A los of 1.71 units for Day 7😢ðŸ˜ðŸ˜¢
updated record............
2025 Tennis Record
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Parlay 1-5
Head to Head 9-9
Over/Under 0-0
Game Spread 4-8
Prop 6-10
Futures 0-0
+0.05 units
updated record............
2025 Tennis Record
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Parlay 1-5
Head to Head 9-9
Over/Under 0-0
Game Spread 4-8
Prop 6-10
Futures 0-0
+0.05 units
Day 9 Action
Veronika Kudermetova beat Elina Svitolina $2.95 (+195) *1 unit
Madison Keys beat Elena Rybakina $2.30 (+130) *1 unit
Ben Shelton -2.5 games beat Gael Monfils $2.10 (+110) *1 unit
Emma Navarro beat Daria Kasatkina $1.95 (-105) *2 units
Iga Swiatek -7.5 games beat Eva Lys $1.91 (-110) *1 unit
Alex De Minaur to beat Alex Michelsen in straight sets $2.65 (+165) *1.25 units
Veronika Kudermetova beat Elina Svitolina $2.95 (+195) *1 unit
Madison Keys beat Elena Rybakina $2.30 (+130) *1 unit
Ben Shelton -2.5 games beat Gael Monfils $2.10 (+110) *1 unit
Emma Navarro beat Daria Kasatkina $1.95 (-105) *2 units
Iga Swiatek -7.5 games beat Eva Lys $1.91 (-110) *1 unit
Alex De Minaur to beat Alex Michelsen in straight sets $2.65 (+165) *1.25 units
adding a parlay for Day 9.................
Parlay
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Iga Swiatek & Eva Lys Under 16.5 games
Emma Navarro beat Daria Kasatkina
Alex De Minaur beat Alex Michelsen
odds = $4.41 (+341) *1 unit
Parlay
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Iga Swiatek & Eva Lys Under 16.5 games
Emma Navarro beat Daria Kasatkina
Alex De Minaur beat Alex Michelsen
odds = $4.41 (+341) *1 unit
Huge massive profit of 8.58 units for Day 9
updated record..............
2025 Tennis Record
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Parlay 2-5
Head to Head 11-10
Over/Under 0-0
Game Spread 5-8
Prop 7-10
Futures 0-0
+8.63 units
updated record..............
2025 Tennis Record
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Parlay 2-5
Head to Head 11-10
Over/Under 0-0
Game Spread 5-8
Prop 7-10
Futures 0-0
+8.63 units
atta boy, kick! very nice.Huge massive profit of 8.58 units for Day 9
updated record..............
2025 Tennis Record
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Parlay 2-5
Head to Head 11-10
Over/Under 0-0
Game Spread 5-8
Prop 7-10
Futures 0-0
+8.63 units
that keys match was a perfect example of what i said the other day. keys was an absolute mess for the 2nd set and roughly half the 3rd set. couldn't hit the ball over the net. horrible body language. then all the sudden rybakina looked human and keys remembered how to play.
now the real question... how much do i bet on svitolina to hedge this?
j/k, we don't hedge here!!
Updated record
6-11 +1.6
as usual, i'm giving back my profits.
i tried something this tournament that i've been meaning to do for a while. sabalenka was +240 to win the tournament. the "experts" say that, instead of betting that person to win the tournament, you should just bet them to win every match. at least in other sports. maybe it doesn't make sense in this case, because she's such a huge favorite most of her matches. i figured i'd give it a shot, for shits and giggles. i split my wager. $50 to win the tournament and $50 rolled over each match. so far, the payout on the $50 wager is $59. the $50 rolled over is now $73,
assuming she takes care of business tonight, it'll be up to $80. hard to imagine that $80 will turn into at least $170 over her final 2 matches, even if she plays swiatek. so not over yet, but this looks like it may be the exception to the rule.
alright, how to make money on alcaraz tonight.... maybe asshole douchebag under 19.5 games?
6-11 +1.6
as usual, i'm giving back my profits.
i tried something this tournament that i've been meaning to do for a while. sabalenka was +240 to win the tournament. the "experts" say that, instead of betting that person to win the tournament, you should just bet them to win every match. at least in other sports. maybe it doesn't make sense in this case, because she's such a huge favorite most of her matches. i figured i'd give it a shot, for shits and giggles. i split my wager. $50 to win the tournament and $50 rolled over each match. so far, the payout on the $50 wager is $59. the $50 rolled over is now $73,
assuming she takes care of business tonight, it'll be up to $80. hard to imagine that $80 will turn into at least $170 over her final 2 matches, even if she plays swiatek. so not over yet, but this looks like it may be the exception to the rule.
alright, how to make money on alcaraz tonight.... maybe asshole douchebag under 19.5 games?
Day 10/11 Action
Paula Badosa beat Coco Gauff $3.90 (+290) *half unit
Tommy Paul beat Alexander Zverev $3.40 (+240) *half unit
Madison Keys to beat Elina Svitolina in straight sets $2.35 (+135) *1 unit
Ben Shelton to beat Lorenzo Sonego in straight sets $3.00 (+200) *half unit
Aryna Sabalenka -6.0 games beat Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova $1.95 (-105) *1 unit
Iga Swiatek -6.5 games beat Emma Navarro $2.00 (+100) *1 unit
Paula Badosa beat Coco Gauff $3.90 (+290) *half unit
Tommy Paul beat Alexander Zverev $3.40 (+240) *half unit
Madison Keys to beat Elina Svitolina in straight sets $2.35 (+135) *1 unit
Ben Shelton to beat Lorenzo Sonego in straight sets $3.00 (+200) *half unit
Aryna Sabalenka -6.0 games beat Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova $1.95 (-105) *1 unit
Iga Swiatek -6.5 games beat Emma Navarro $2.00 (+100) *1 unit
you SURE you wanna do that? you saw that smitty will be rolling in cash (USD!!) if Keys wins, right? the gambling gods do not let smitty roll in cash.
Yep
and already hit with Paula Badosa at +290 odds, so if Keys fucks up, all is still good.
