Australian Open

[kickserv]

Loss of 1.05 units for Day 6🥺


updated record.........


2025 Tennis Record
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Parlay 1-5
Head to Head 7-8
Over/Under 0-0
Game Spread 4-7
Prop 5-6
Futures 0-0

+1.76 units

 

[rocky mountain]

between her and her sister... just some of the worst sportsmanship (sportswomanship?) that i've ever seen.

what serena did to osaka at the us open was pathetic.

I just went back and watched the highlights from this 2018 match and I loved it. I would watch some matches if I could look forward to the emotional breakdowns I enjoyed this so much, laughing my ass off. We probably all had these days , I was the worse sport as a kid , from Monopoly onwards. Lose my shit when I lost and every board piece became a weapon to my older cousins who teased and tormented me to death.
I used to love watching crybaby Mcenroe vs Jimmy Connors, I think it's fun to see different shit happen, adds spice! I'm actually not done yet , she's getting nastier by the minute here, just told ref he will never be on court again when she plays.

 

[rocky mountain]

I just went back and watched the highlights from this 2018 match and I loved it. I would watch some matches if I could look forward to the emotional breakdowns I enjoyed this so much, laughing my ass off. We probably all had these days , I was the worse sport as a kid , from Monopoly onwards. Lose my shit when I lost and every board piece became a weapon to my older cousins who teased and tormented me to death.
I used to love watching crybaby Mcenroe vs Jimmy Connors, I think it's fun to see different shit happen, adds spice! I'm actually not done yet , she's getting nastier by the minute here, just told ref he will never be on court again when she plays.

That was hysterical. Went from pleading, to accusatory, to threatening judge career, then complete Cherynobyl melt down. In a match where she got smoked. She did show good sportsmanship to Osaka.

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[kickserv]

Day 7 Action


Emma Navarro to beat Ons Jabeur in straight sets $3.00 (+200) *1 unit

Madison Keys to beat Danielle Collins in straight sets $2.15 (+115) *1 unit

Taylor Fritz to beat Gael Monfils in straight sets $2.10 (+110) *1 unit

Learner Tien beat Corentin Moutet $1.91 (-110) *1.25 units

Veronika Kudermetova beat Beatriz Haddad Maia $2.00 (+100) *1 unit

Fabian Marozsan beat Lorenzo Sonego $2.10 (+110) *1 unit

 

[BeanRothstein]

Day 7 Action


Emma Navarro to beat Ons Jabeur in straight sets $3.00 (+200) *1 unit

Madison Keys to beat Danielle Collins in straight sets $2.15 (+115) *1 unit

Taylor Fritz to beat Gael Monfils in straight sets $2.10 (+110) *1 unit

Learner Tien beat Corentin Moutet $1.91 (-110) *1.25 units

Veronika Kudermetova beat Beatriz Haddad Maia $2.00 (+100) *1 unit

Fabian Marozsan beat Lorenzo Sonego $2.10 (+110) *1 unit

Tailing all. Lets profit.

 

[kickserv]

Tailing all. Lets profit.

Tail = profit

 

[Smitty]

updated record...

6-7 +6.1

very interesting that khachanov is down 2 sets, but still only +230 for the match. i know michelsen has troubles closing out matches, but wow.

 

[kickserv]

updated record...

6-7 +6.1

 

[kickserv]

adding for Day 7, so it looks like this now......


Emma Navarro to beat Ons Jabeur in straight sets $3.00 (+200) *1 unit

Madison Keys to beat Danielle Collins in straight sets $2.15 (+115) *1 unit

Madison Keys -5.0 games beat Danielle Collins $2.70 (+170) *half unit

Taylor Fritz to beat Gael Monfils in straight sets $2.10 (+110) *1 unit

Learner Tien beat Corentin Moutet $1.91 (-110) *1.25 units

Veronika Kudermetova beat Beatriz Haddad Maia $2.00 (+100) *1 unit

Fabian Marozsan beat Lorenzo Sonego $2.10 (+110) *1 unit

Jasmine Paolini to beat Elina Svitolina in straight sets $2.70 (+170) *1 unit

Ben Shelton to beat Lorenzo Musetti in straight sets $4.30 (+330) *half unit

 

[kickserv]

A los of 1.71 units for Day 7😢😭😢


updated record............


2025 Tennis Record
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Parlay 1-5
Head to Head 9-9
Over/Under 0-0
Game Spread 4-8
Prop 6-10
Futures 0-0

+0.05 units

 

[Smitty]

can't help myself...

lehecka (+300) 1X
lehecka 1st set (+180) 1X
lehecka over 17.5 games 2.5 to win 2

 

[kickserv]

Day 9 Action


Veronika Kudermetova beat Elina Svitolina $2.95 (+195) *1 unit

Madison Keys beat Elena Rybakina $2.30 (+130) *1 unit

Ben Shelton -2.5 games beat Gael Monfils $2.10 (+110) *1 unit

Emma Navarro beat Daria Kasatkina $1.95 (-105) *2 units

Iga Swiatek -7.5 games beat Eva Lys $1.91 (-110) *1 unit

Alex De Minaur to beat Alex Michelsen in straight sets $2.65 (+165) *1.25 units

 

[kickserv]

adding a parlay for Day 9.................


Parlay
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Iga Swiatek & Eva Lys Under 16.5 games
Emma Navarro beat Daria Kasatkina
Alex De Minaur beat Alex Michelsen

odds = $4.41 (+341) *1 unit

 

[kickserv]

Huge massive profit of 8.58 units for Day 9



updated record..............


2025 Tennis Record
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Parlay 2-5
Head to Head 11-10
Over/Under 0-0
Game Spread 5-8
Prop 7-10
Futures 0-0

+8.63 units

 

[Smitty]

Huge massive profit of 8.58 units for Day 9



updated record..............


2025 Tennis Record
-------------------------------------
Parlay 2-5
Head to Head 11-10
Over/Under 0-0
Game Spread 5-8
Prop 7-10
Futures 0-0

+8.63 units

atta boy, kick! very nice.

that keys match was a perfect example of what i said the other day. keys was an absolute mess for the 2nd set and roughly half the 3rd set. couldn't hit the ball over the net. horrible body language. then all the sudden rybakina looked human and keys remembered how to play.

now the real question... how much do i bet on svitolina to hedge this?



j/k, we don't hedge here!!

 

[Smitty]

Updated record

6-11 +1.6

as usual, i'm giving back my profits.

i tried something this tournament that i've been meaning to do for a while. sabalenka was +240 to win the tournament. the "experts" say that, instead of betting that person to win the tournament, you should just bet them to win every match. at least in other sports. maybe it doesn't make sense in this case, because she's such a huge favorite most of her matches. i figured i'd give it a shot, for shits and giggles. i split my wager. $50 to win the tournament and $50 rolled over each match. so far, the payout on the $50 wager is $59. the $50 rolled over is now $73,

assuming she takes care of business tonight, it'll be up to $80. hard to imagine that $80 will turn into at least $170 over her final 2 matches, even if she plays swiatek. so not over yet, but this looks like it may be the exception to the rule.

alright, how to make money on alcaraz tonight.... maybe asshole douchebag under 19.5 games?

 

[kickserv]

atta boy, kick! very nice.





j/k, we don't hedge here!!

1. kickserv = amazing

2. no, no we do not

 

[kickserv]

Day 10/11 Action


Paula Badosa beat Coco Gauff $3.90 (+290) *half unit

Tommy Paul beat Alexander Zverev $3.40 (+240) *half unit

Madison Keys to beat Elina Svitolina in straight sets $2.35 (+135) *1 unit

Ben Shelton to beat Lorenzo Sonego in straight sets $3.00 (+200) *half unit

Aryna Sabalenka -6.0 games beat Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova $1.95 (-105) *1 unit

Iga Swiatek -6.5 games beat Emma Navarro $2.00 (+100) *1 unit

 

[Smitty]

Day 10/11 Action

Madison Keys to beat Elina Svitolina in straight sets $2.35 (+135) *1 unit

you SURE you wanna do that? you saw that smitty will be rolling in cash (USD!!) if Keys wins, right? the gambling gods do not let smitty roll in cash.

 

[kickserv]

you SURE you wanna do that?

Yep

and already hit with Paula Badosa at +290 odds, so if Keys fucks up, all is still good.