Guys, how can you beat a drug test?

[dogface]

Don't do the drugs, simple as that. Not sure age has anything to do with it, more of a decision IMO. Of course I have never been a member of the drug scene (other than pharma) or even taken a puff off of a Mary Joe cig, but my opinion always was "Why would I need it?" Life is good, I feel good... no need to enhance what is good. (If that is indeed what it does?)

Now for some advice, call up Onterrio Smith of the MN Vikings, and I am sure you can get a discount on his Whizzinator! (Apparently was never used, and comes complete with dry urine, just add water.) If it's a visual thing during the test, make sure to be able to explain the color of your "Johnson" as it may appear to be the skin tone of Smith. LMAO!


TSI

 

[NySportsfan]

SINCE WHEN DID (BURGER KING) START DRUG TESTING.F-CK THEM SPORTSFAN GO OVER TO WENDY'S AND TELL THEM YOU ARE A WHITE GUY WHO ALMOST GOT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL AND I AM SURE THEY WILL MAKE YOU A MANAGER AND THEY DONT DRUG TEST.IF YOU HAVE TO SMOKE TRY CRACK I HEARD IT WONT STAY IN YOUR SYSTEM AS LONG AS MARY WANNA.


JEEZ JACK I HOPE THE KID GETS THE JOB THEN THE NUMBER OF MADJACKS MEMBERS WHO ACTUALLY WORK WILL BE UP TO A WHOPPING 5% :withstupi

LOL Buddy......How's Boston goin, maybe you can move up in the world and live near your hall of fame friend Peter Gammons in Braintree, or Marblehead or Newton, get out of the irish slums of south boston.......I got out of high school bud, and never worked at wendys, thanks for the winners last night though, good calls, I wanted to give you some accolades on that twins under

 

[MAXSHARP]

What company do you work for?? I own a branch of Global Home Loans and Finance...We moved to NYC last October...Before that I was in Great Neck for 3 years...There sure isn't any of these tests in the mortage business...lol...It is a little expensive but worth it...Everything is at your finger tips..If you ever come thru let me know we can get a drink and puff a fatty...

 

[dogface]

PS: Here is the link for a new one if you can't hook up with Onterrio...

http://www.whizzinator.com/

 

[NySportsfan]

Well, I actually moved from Rockville Centre to Fort Myers, Florida for the sunshine and to work for a relatives mortgage company down here in Florida........Name of the company is Brentwood Mortgage down here in Naples.......I am going to New York for 2 weeks from aug9-23, would love to grab a drink.......Im probably gonna hang out down here for a year or two, then come back to NY as wanna get a higher financial job after I finish my degree somewhere down here.....lol no sure no tests in mortgage business, dirty dirty business, I try to be honest but so many crooks out there but our company is honest.....dont wanna buy one of those test things gimmicks, would rather buy some masking drink and slug it even though it's disguisting, it's either that or ask a sober friend to piss in a cup and let me take it back to florida :mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

 

[MAXSHARP]

You have to be honest in this business...that is the only way to build a referral business...Its great though...You can make an unlimted amount of $$...

 

[spang]

just a thought.....

Don't smoke the shit

 

[NySportsfan]

You have to be honest in this business...that is the only way to build a referral business...Its great though...You can make an unlimted amount of $$...

you're right, I just closed a sweet loan, hoping for some referrals, the competition is FIERCE down here though, and I'm somewhat new to the area so I watch my boss have 15-20 loans a month in the pipeline from referrals, while I struggle for a few, but it's true, bigtime money can be made and is why everyone and their mother is in the business

 

[kosar]

and I havent smoked a fat one in a few months

<Ahem....cough cough>

 

[MAXSHARP]

That is just like my partners pipeline....He is a beast...I do not really do to much sales anymore...I concentrate on the backend of the business...Compliance, payroll, leads, all that stuff...Give me a shout when you come up here...

 

[BobbyBlueChip]

<Ahem....cough cough>

:grins:

 

[NySportsfan]

hey max,
instead of wasting this thread why dont you shoot jack an email and get my email addy from him or I'll do it for you, maybe when I come up to NY next week we can grab a drink and shoot the sh*it......see ya
--Mike

 

[MAXSHARP]

I will get your email from Jack...Talk to you soon...

 

[freelancc]

switch to heroin for the next few months.

 

[marine]

Hey bud, I know a great system to beating urinalysis testing for weed. Used to see guys do it all the time.
Actually, there are two methods.

1. Before smoking, head down to the local bar and ask for a shot of will power. It's some potent stuff and tuff to get down in one big shooter, but well worth it.

2. After smoking, I have heard (and ONLY HEARD) that coating the inside of your throat with male sperm will wipe out the effects of marijauna instantly. The trick is you have to make sure your WHOLE throat and gullet is covered. This usually means gargling it, which could cause a mess.

 

[RAYMOND]

go to na

 

[Trossi3389]

2. After smoking, I have heard (and ONLY HEARD) that coating the inside of your throat with male sperm will wipe out the effects of marijauna instantly. The trick is you have to make sure your WHOLE throat and gullet is covered. This usually means gargling it, which could cause a mess.

:look: remember, this is coming from a guy who ....

:scared

:lol:

 

[IntenseOperator]

but I don't know if Kosar/Matt's spoke to you at all about me, but he knows I like the extra ciriccular things a bit, just as he does,

Kosar thrown under the bus :142slap:

 

[sportsnut13]

NYSPORTSFAN There is no guarantees you will pass any test if you smoke. :mj21: THC attacks to your fat cell and your body cleans it up as you burn fat.I was told to exercise after smoking to increase fat burn. I like to smoke a few times a year (camping,Canada fishing trip and Christmas party) My company just started drug testing. All the shit they sell your body can not digest. It needs to be in your system for at least 1 hour you need to piss 2-3 time before test to clear your system then you piss the drink. To me it f-up worried about a guy smoking a joint ,but he can done coke or heroin and it clears in days. :cursin: :cursin: There are no guarantees smoke at you own risk and is it worth it. I would love to burn one now but don't because other thing are more important me right now.

 

[kosar]

Kosar thrown under the bus :142slap:

lol-I can see how you'd take that from his post, but I haven't smoked for a year and a half. That was out in vegas for the SB party in 2004 when 'somebody' busted out a joint. About 4 hours later I was puking like i've never puked before. I thought every organ was lost in the toilet.

Before that I hadn't smoked in at least 5 years.

Never liked the stuff at all. Done it maybe 20 times in my life.

Always made my heart race and not a pleasant 'buzz.'

He was talking about the fact that I enjoy a whiskey every now and then.