i like librarian titties :shrug:
BUT....i'll be recruiting dancers from other cities :00hour
Help grow Madjackson!
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i like librarian titties :shrug:
BUT....i'll be recruiting dancers from other cities :00hour
This is a very good idea. I would suggest hitting up cities in Eastern Europe and Brazil first. They always make for good strippers.
As to the time expansion of happy hour and considering town statute Art. I subparagraph g, I seee no reason that it cannot be extended as long as, by law, each bar closes for ten minutes per 24 hours to give proprietors time to clean up and wake up Vinnie and Jack.
Hope this helps,
FDC
Remember folks we still have to uphold the law, however much we ignore it.
Hope this helps,
FDC
Remember folks we still have to uphold the law, however much we ignore it.
Mr. Ambassador,
Had a good time last nite at Morris' pub. The new dartboard was great. I do think I may have to do something aobut the ventilation and smoking as those boys in the corner were rolling and smoking that homegrown tobacco all night and it made me feel funny. How about you?
The Sheriff
Had a good time last nite at Morris' pub. The new dartboard was great. I do think I may have to do something aobut the ventilation and smoking as those boys in the corner were rolling and smoking that homegrown tobacco all night and it made me feel funny. How about you?
The Sheriff
Sheriff,
Morris gets away with several code violations due to being the first pub in town and being 'protected' by Jer-Z. In fact is was Jer-Z's organization that donated the dart board. I know that one day the 'law' will have a showdown with the shadier elements that keep Madjackson growing. But for now, I think we all have to ...well ...play ball.:SIB
Sincerely,
Saul -Ambassador to Madjackson.
Morris gets away with several code violations due to being the first pub in town and being 'protected' by Jer-Z. In fact is was Jer-Z's organization that donated the dart board. I know that one day the 'law' will have a showdown with the shadier elements that keep Madjackson growing. But for now, I think we all have to ...well ...play ball.:SIB
Sincerely,
Saul -Ambassador to Madjackson.
The only thing you need to understand is that Madjackson MUST become the biggest city in Iceland some day.
Thank you for your clicks.
thats my fourth time going in the city ,
there is nothing to click on , nothing to see,
nothing , nothing , nothing
wtf
Is population the only thing important ?
I tried to build a building. nada
smurph - your just stupid
:shrug: :shrug:
there is nothing to click on , nothing to see,
nothing , nothing , nothing
wtf
Is population the only thing important ?
I tried to build a building. nada
smurph - your just stupid
:shrug: :shrug:
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OK guys its starting to come to a head quite early in the small towns existence.....Im not to happy with the OFFERS being made to me and my compadres......if some of you dont start passing off the vanilla envelope when my grunts show up to your house,stores,businesses, and offices.....someone's gonna be the 1st example! I have let this place grow from 51 people when I joined on and took CONTROL till now...close to 200 people and NOTHING is GROWING but this population, COME SEE ME OR ELSE!!!
Jer-Z,
While I realize that being a mob boss can be time consuming I still need you to drop by and mow my lawn for that pandering charge I arrested you for last week. I don't want to be a pain, nor do I want to get into a shootout, but that was your sentence and I thought it was rather lenient considering you are shaking down the entire town. Once we pass the RICO laws you are going to have to go back to the pizza business though...................just sayin:shrug:
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If its not mowed by the morning when you awaken, send me a text message:mj07: I will have one of the strippers from the pub come down and do it in a g-string, after her dart competition of course, FIRST THINGS FIRST......the only green stuff I touch or mow in this town will be cash, in small bills please.
If you dont watch it with the threats, you may not be around to pass a RICO law:scared I liked this place alot more when everyone followed directions, now that we a few uniforms around these people think they can do as they feel, dont MAKE ME drop the IRON FIST on this town, as a matter of fact....SMURPH I have a cousin who wants to open a funeral parlor...get him the permits by morning, he could have business coming his way!
jer-z,
Lawn looks great and "Maria" was nice too. Hey I am not the one pushing for RICO laws, as long as my take is deposited every thursday we are good:SIB
As far as the threats go we can discuss it when you and some of your lady friends stop by tonight for a few beers at my outdoor pool and bar. I will tell Enrica to chill down a bottle of Crown for us and we can settle all this then:00hour
While I don't entirely disagree with this comment, I do find it to be very bad manners.:nono:
There will be a small truck stopping at the pub after dark tonite.
jer-z jock I have an envelope with your name on it. Please see that no one is lurking around the pub during delivery time.
jer-z jock I have an envelope with your name on it. Please see that no one is lurking around the pub during delivery time.
I would just like to say how proud I am of our local mafia. They have only whacked one person and their dog. ...And lets all be honest - we are a bit happier now that they are gone.
I will make my rounds to our sister cities a bit later. Those immigrants are really helping our downtown boom. ...That and AR finally relinquishing that wasteful downtown ranch for more "progressive" development.
