WELL BOYS THERE HASNT BEEN A MORE HEATED BATTLE BETWEEN NEIGHBORS SINCE THE HADFIELDS VS. THE MCCOYS AS ME AND MY DUMB F-CKING RUSSIAN NEIGHBOR YURI THE RUSSIAN.THIS GUY HAS FOUND ONE MORE WAY TO PISS ME OFF IT WASNT BAD ENOUGH HE STOOD BY AND WATCHED A NIGERIAN STEAL MY LAWNMOWER,IT WASNT BAD ENOUGH HE BLOWS HIS LEAVES ONTO MY YARD WITH HIS AUTOMATIC LEAVE BLOWER,ITS NOT BAD ENOUGH THIS F-CKING GUY AIMS HIS SNOWBLOWER SO THE SNOW BLOWS ONTO MY SHOVELED WALKWAY NO THE F-CKING GUY HAS TO FIND ANOTHER WAY TO TORTURE ME.I AM GOING TO KILL THIS GUY MAYBE KILL IS TO STRONG A WORD HOWEVER I AM GOING TO HAVE THIS GUY KNOCKED OUT COLD.I WOULD FIGHT THE GUY MYSELF BUT YURI ISNT EXACTLLY A PUSSY I THINK THE KID MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET LUCKY AND MAYBE SUCKER PUNCH ME SO I BETTER NOT DO IT MYSELF.I ALREADY HAVE JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN LINED UP FOR THE JOB AND HE SAID IT WOULD BE HIS PLEASURE.
BOYS THIS IS THE REASON WHY THIS GUY HAS TO GET HIS ARSE KICKED HE IS DRIVING ME NUTS AND HE KNOWS IT.I WAS UP IN MY ATTIC THE OTHER DAY AND I HEARD NOISES IT WAS LOUD LIKE RATTLING SO I WENT OUTSIDE AND YOU GUESSED IT I SAW 2 SQUIRRELS GOING UP MY GUTTERS AND INTO MY ROOF.BOYS I AM SO F-CKING MAD I HAVE A TREE RIGHT NEXT TO MY HOUSE YURI HAS NO TREES NEAR HIS HOUSE AND I USED TO WATCH THIS DUMB MOTHER F-CKER FEEDING THE GOD DAM SQUIRRELS PEANUTS.I DIDNT THINK ANYTHING OF IT AT THE TIME BUT I REMEMBER YURI AND HIS WIFE POINTING UP TO MY ROOF AWHILE BACK AND LAUGHING AS TO SAY LOOK THATS WHERE THE SQUIRRELS GO AT NIGHT.I AM F-CKING STEAMING BECAUSE TODAY I ASKED AN EXTERMINATOR HOW TO GET RID OF THEM AND HE SAID HE HAS A FRIEND FROM THE WILD LIFE WHO WILL CHARGE ME 500 DOLLARS AN HOUR WITH NO GAURENTEES.HE ALSO SAID I COULD CLIMB 80 FEET AND HANG BY MY BALLS AND DO IT MYSELF BLOCK OFF THE HOLE IN MY GUTTER WHERE THEY ARE ENTERING.WHAT THE F-CK I AM 44 YEARS OLD I DONT FEEL LIKE DANGLING FROM A ROOF WHILE MY RUSSIAN NEIGHBOR SITS DOWN BELOW AND LAUGHS AT ME :lol:
I WAS TALKING IT OVER WITH MY BUDDIES AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB TODAY AND THEY SAID YOU CAN POISEN THE BASTARDS IS THIS TRUE.I BOUGHT SOME RAT POISEN TODAY WILL THIS WORK AND WHERE WILL THEY GO TO DIE JESUS CHRIST WITH MY LUCK THEY WILL DIE ON MY FRONT LAWN AND I WILL BE FINED FOR CRUELTY TO ANIMALS.F-CK YURI I AM NOT PAYING AN EXTERMINATOR I THINK I WILL GO THE POISEN ROUTE MYSELF AND SAVE SOME DOUGH.WILL RAT POISEN KILL A SQUIRREL I HAVE TO DO THIS BEHIND MY WIFES BACK SHE WILL KILL ME AND PROBABLY GIVE ME A DOSE OF MY OWN MEDICINE IF SHE FINDS OUT I POISENED THE LITTLE BASTARDS.OF ALL THE NEIGHBORS I HAVE EVER HAD THESE GOD DAM RUSSIANS ARE THE WORSE I KNOW THEY ARE TRYING TO PUT ME IN AN EARLY GRAVE SO THEY CAN BUY MY HOUSE.SORRY YURI BEANTOWNJIM AINT GIVEN IN AND WATCH YOUR BACK YOU DUMB MOTHER F-CKER BECAUSE I HAVE JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN ON THE CASE NOW.THIS SQUIRREL INCIDENT IS THE LAST STRAW.
AM I THE ONLY GUY IN THE FORUM WITH NEIGHBORS WHO ARE TRYING TO DRIVE YOU INSANE. :banghead:
BOYS THIS IS THE REASON WHY THIS GUY HAS TO GET HIS ARSE KICKED HE IS DRIVING ME NUTS AND HE KNOWS IT.I WAS UP IN MY ATTIC THE OTHER DAY AND I HEARD NOISES IT WAS LOUD LIKE RATTLING SO I WENT OUTSIDE AND YOU GUESSED IT I SAW 2 SQUIRRELS GOING UP MY GUTTERS AND INTO MY ROOF.BOYS I AM SO F-CKING MAD I HAVE A TREE RIGHT NEXT TO MY HOUSE YURI HAS NO TREES NEAR HIS HOUSE AND I USED TO WATCH THIS DUMB MOTHER F-CKER FEEDING THE GOD DAM SQUIRRELS PEANUTS.I DIDNT THINK ANYTHING OF IT AT THE TIME BUT I REMEMBER YURI AND HIS WIFE POINTING UP TO MY ROOF AWHILE BACK AND LAUGHING AS TO SAY LOOK THATS WHERE THE SQUIRRELS GO AT NIGHT.I AM F-CKING STEAMING BECAUSE TODAY I ASKED AN EXTERMINATOR HOW TO GET RID OF THEM AND HE SAID HE HAS A FRIEND FROM THE WILD LIFE WHO WILL CHARGE ME 500 DOLLARS AN HOUR WITH NO GAURENTEES.HE ALSO SAID I COULD CLIMB 80 FEET AND HANG BY MY BALLS AND DO IT MYSELF BLOCK OFF THE HOLE IN MY GUTTER WHERE THEY ARE ENTERING.WHAT THE F-CK I AM 44 YEARS OLD I DONT FEEL LIKE DANGLING FROM A ROOF WHILE MY RUSSIAN NEIGHBOR SITS DOWN BELOW AND LAUGHS AT ME :lol:
I WAS TALKING IT OVER WITH MY BUDDIES AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB TODAY AND THEY SAID YOU CAN POISEN THE BASTARDS IS THIS TRUE.I BOUGHT SOME RAT POISEN TODAY WILL THIS WORK AND WHERE WILL THEY GO TO DIE JESUS CHRIST WITH MY LUCK THEY WILL DIE ON MY FRONT LAWN AND I WILL BE FINED FOR CRUELTY TO ANIMALS.F-CK YURI I AM NOT PAYING AN EXTERMINATOR I THINK I WILL GO THE POISEN ROUTE MYSELF AND SAVE SOME DOUGH.WILL RAT POISEN KILL A SQUIRREL I HAVE TO DO THIS BEHIND MY WIFES BACK SHE WILL KILL ME AND PROBABLY GIVE ME A DOSE OF MY OWN MEDICINE IF SHE FINDS OUT I POISENED THE LITTLE BASTARDS.OF ALL THE NEIGHBORS I HAVE EVER HAD THESE GOD DAM RUSSIANS ARE THE WORSE I KNOW THEY ARE TRYING TO PUT ME IN AN EARLY GRAVE SO THEY CAN BUY MY HOUSE.SORRY YURI BEANTOWNJIM AINT GIVEN IN AND WATCH YOUR BACK YOU DUMB MOTHER F-CKER BECAUSE I HAVE JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN ON THE CASE NOW.THIS SQUIRREL INCIDENT IS THE LAST STRAW.
AM I THE ONLY GUY IN THE FORUM WITH NEIGHBORS WHO ARE TRYING TO DRIVE YOU INSANE. :banghead:
