(HERE WE GO AGAIN WITH MY RUSSIAN NEIGHBOR)

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BOYS I TRIED TO BE A NICE GUY AND I BOUGHT A SQUIRREL TRAP AT HOME DEPOT THE ONES YOU SET AND RELEASE THE SQUIRELLS AT ANOTHER LOCATION.WELL IT DIDNT WORK TODAY I SET THE TRAP WITH PEANUT BUTTER AND CRACKERS AND THE LITTLE F-CKS ATE ALL THE FOOD AND NEVER SET THE TRAP OFF.F-CK IT NO MORE MR. NICE GUY STARTING TOMORROW THE BAGS OF POISEN WILL BE PLACED ALL AROUND THERE FOOD SUPPLIES WHAT THE **** LAST NIGHT I HAD PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY ON CRACKERS TODAY THE SPUIRELLS HAD PEANUT BUTTER ON CRACKERS YOU MIGHT SAY THEY ARE EATING BETTER THAN ME AND THEY DONT HAVE TO PAY FOR THERE HEAT UP IN MY ATTIC THEY GET FREE ROOM AND BOARD AND NOW I AM FEEDING THEM MEALS NO WONDER WHY THEY DONT WANT TO LEAVE.MAN I HAVE TO GET RID OF THESE LITTLE BASTARDS THIS IS WAR. :mad:
 
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JUST KEEP FEEDING THE SQUIRRELS AND BETTING :yup YOU SHOULD BE BANKRUPT IN NO TIME :help: THEN IT WILL BE THE BANKS PROBLEM :142lmao:
 
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BOYS I TRIED TO BE A NICE GUY AND I BOUGHT A SQUIRREL TRAP AT HOME DEPOT THE ONES YOU SET AND RELEASE THE SQUIRELLS AT ANOTHER LOCATION.WELL IT DIDNT WORK TODAY I SET THE TRAP WITH PEANUT BUTTER AND CRACKERS AND THE LITTLE F-CKS ATE ALL THE FOOD AND NEVER SET THE TRAP OFF
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jim,why don't you just cut the tree down.. that way the little fawkers cant get up there??? not to mention you won't have to deal with the leaves come fall.. ;) see?? 2 squirrels with 1 stone.. :thumb:
 
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BOYS I TRIED TO BE A NICE GUY AND I BOUGHT A SQUIRREL TRAP AT HOME DEPOT THE ONES YOU SET AND RELEASE THE SQUIRELLS AT ANOTHER LOCATION.WELL IT DIDNT WORK TODAY I SET THE TRAP WITH PEANUT BUTTER AND CRACKERS AND THE LITTLE F-CKS ATE ALL THE FOOD AND NEVER SET THE TRAP OFF.F-CK IT NO MORE MR. NICE GUY STARTING TOMORROW THE BAGS OF POISEN WILL BE PLACED ALL AROUND THERE FOOD SUPPLIES WHAT THE **** LAST NIGHT I HAD PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY ON CRACKERS TODAY THE SPUIRELLS HAD PEANUT BUTTER ON CRACKERS YOU MIGHT SAY THEY ARE EATING BETTER THAN ME AND THEY DONT HAVE TO PAY FOR THERE HEAT UP IN MY ATTIC THEY GET FREE ROOM AND BOARD AND NOW I AM FEEDING THEM MEALS NO WONDER WHY THEY DONT WANT TO LEAVE.MAN I HAVE TO GET RID OF THESE LITTLE BASTARDS THIS IS WAR.
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That's the distance you'd have to move your pinky in order to not sound like an idiot. I know the burden of pressing shift to capitalize is a great one, but c'mon BTJim, you can do better than that. I used to type emails in caps like yours, but then I decided that I didn't want a job mixing concrete. (many thanks to maddox where I stole this).




BOYZ BUDDY MINE IN TEXASS HAD THESE SAMESO TREE RATS CUT SCREEN BREAKIN KEETCHIN AN STEAL GRUB OFF HIS DAM EATIN PLATE.TRY ALL TRICKS AND NONE WORKED BUT GOT GUENUINE US COLT PISTOL OTTA DRAWER (LOADED NO KIDS AROUND ITS TEXASS DONT FORGET YOU NRA-HATERFU**KERS) CAP TREE RATS TWO THRU PAPER THIN BRAIN CASE THIRD DIED ANGONY GUT SHOT LET EM ROT IN SCORCING TEXASS SUN ONLY REDUCED PROBLME.FINALLY FIXED WITH GETTING RAT DOGG.
 
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Solution to your problem BTJ.........

On Ebay, you can bid on a guy that will come to your house, unanounced, and kick the living s*** out of you, :scared of course you must be the highest bidder and there are a few qualifications.

The qualifications are:
You must pay has expenses, (anywhere in the U.S)
You have to sign a waiver that he is not responsible if anything (lamps, pictures, ets.)gets broken. (If he has to chase you around before he kicks your ass, some things may get in the way)

So, here you are, bid on this guys "services", then give him the name and number of your Russian neighbors....and walla'
 
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Mr. BeanTownJim ~

I don't know who you are and we have never exchanged ideas but you are going about this situation all wrong. First off, drop the Pronouns in your messages. That in itself will give you a new lease on life. i.e Russian Neighbor, Nigerian Thief, etc.

Second, you get more results from honey than you do with lemons. Buy a bottle of Vodka and go next door, sit and drink with your neighbor. Become friends with him and casually mention the snow and the leaves in a tactful way. Like for instance, "Hey Yuri, did you hear about the guys down the street fist fighting because one guy blew some leaves in the other guy's yard?" Maybe he will pick up on that and decide he doesn't want that between the two of you.

Third and most important, refrain from using phrases like KILL NEIGHBORS because if this guy turns up dead because of foul play, you might find yourself in trouble.
 
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hey harley,

you don't know beantown, do ya?
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No .. I think my first sentence pretty much spoke to that issue.

Sounds to me like he's going off the deep end. Maybe a trip would be in order before he does something in his neighborhood that can't be undone.
 
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BJ Had similiar prob at place in Florida. Renters were complaining of noises in attic and bad smell. Problems was familty of coons had crawled through hole and made home in attic and were peeing on insulation.(smell)
I called guy that handled property down there and told him situation and he said no prob that happens all the time.
This is his system for fix.
He puts CD player with country western music playing full blast in attic--coons move out imediately--then replaces insulation and closes up entrance.
 
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HERES THE UPDATE BOYS I BOUGHT THE TRAP AT HOME DEPOT AND HAVE CAUGHT 2 OF THE 4 SQUIRRELS.I AM THINKING OF GOING INTO THE EXTERMINATOR BUSINESS IN THE BOSTON AREA.FELLAS THE TRAPS ARE WORKING HOWEVER I MADE A COUPLE OF ADJUSTMENTS.SQUIRRELS ARE NOT DUMB THEY WERE EATING MY BAIT FROM THE SIDE OF THE CAGES SO I PUT A TOWEL OVER THE CAGE WICH FORCES THEM YO ENTER THROUGH THE FRONT.WHEN I CAUGHT THE FIRST SQUIRREL THERE WAS ABOUT 5 PEOPLE AROUND INCLUDING YURI AND HIS WIFE THIS F-CKING SINGLE YUPPIE WIFE AND HER FAG SON ACTUALLY CALLED ME A BULLY AND INSISTED I LET THE SQUIRREL OUT OF THE CAGE I SAID LISTEN LADY MY HOUSE IS GETTING RUINED MIND YOUR OWN F-CKING BUSINESS AND GET OUT OF MY WAY.I SWEAR TO GOD THE LADY WAS BULLSH-T BECAUSE THE SQUIRREL WAS FIGHTING TO GET FREE AND SHE THOUGHT I WAS BEING CRUEL.WHAT THE F-CK IS THE MATTER WITH THESE GOD DAM YUPPIES I THOUGHT HER FAG SON WAS GOING TO KICK ME WHEN I SHOWED HIM THE CAGED SQUIRREL.

JACK I WANT TO BE THE OFFICIAL MADJACKS EXTERMINATOR IF ANYBODY IN THE BOSTON AREA NEEDS MY HELP I CHARGE 100 DOLLARS FOR THE FIRST HOUR AND 30 DOLLARS EVERY HOUR AFTER I THINK THIS IS A REASONABLE RATE.PLUS I MIGHT EVEN THROW IN A PICK FROM TIME TO TIME.
 
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I am in tears. I printed this off and passed it around the room with my buddies and we were all crying, just dying laughing. BTJ, you're one of a kind! Just one more reason to love madjacks!
 
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