(HERE WE GO AGAIN WITH MY RUSSIAN NEIGHBOR)

Captain Crunch

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beantownjim said:
JACK I WANT TO BE THE OFFICIAL MADJACKS EXTERMINATOR

Jack, do yourself a favor and give into this demand. This sounds like something he might be good at. Maybe somebody could come up with some sort of badge he could wear.
 

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JIM USE THIS AS YOUR NEW AVATAR BUDDY!

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UPDATE FELLAS I CAUGHT 6 SQUIRELLS WITH THIS TRAP AND I RELEASED ALL OF THEM ABOUT 4 MILES AWAY FROM MY HOUSE IN A WOODED AREA AT FRANKLIN PARK.NOW I WAS TALKING TO THIS GARLIC SNAPPER AT THE DINER I HAVE MY BREAKFAST AT AND HE TOLD ME THAT SQUIRRELS CAN FIND THERE WAY BACK TO MY HOUSE IS THIS TRUE.

THESE GARLIC SNAPPERS I MEAN ITALIANS ARE MEAN SONS OF BITCHES HE TOLD ME WHEN HE CAUGHT SQUERRILS HE WOULD PUT THEM IN A SACK ANS TIE IT UP AND THROW THEM IN BOSTON HARBOR.WHAT THE F-CK I JUST WANT TO GET RID OF THEM I DONT WANT TO TORTURE THEM WILL THESE SQUIRRELS FIND THERE WAY BACK WHAT THE F-CK 5 MILES AWAY IS A LONG WAY TO FIND YOUR WAY BACK HOME.THE NEST IS GONE IN MY ATTIC BUT NOW AFTER TALKING TO THIS NIT WIT I AM AFFRAID THEY WILL RETURN.
 

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Beaner- Gotta think the squirells won't won't find their way back. Of course, I have no basis for this theory, but that's what I gotta think. Good work!
 

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How in the hell would anyone know if the same squirrels are returning? Are there squirrel trackers out there that put GPS systems on squirrels to check out their travel patterns?
 

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WHITE SHADOW I AM KEEPING A CLOSE EYE ON THE SITUATION THERE WAS ONE I CAUGHT MY WIFE CALLED WHITE EARS HE HAD BRIGHT WHITE EARS I WILL NO HIM IF I SEE HIM AGAIN,OTHERWISE I AGREE WITH YOU.IT TOOK ME 3 DAYS TO CATCH WHITE EARS AND ABOUT A JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER MAN HE WOULD PUT HIS PAWS IN BETWEEN THE CAGE AND SCOOP THE PEANUT BUTTER HE WAS ONE SMART SQUIRREL.I LEAVE THE TRAP OUT ALLNIGHT I JUST HOPE I DONT CATCH ANYTHING ELSE LIKE A SKUNK IF I DO CATCH A SKUNK YOU CAN BET YOUR ARSE HE WILL BE THROWN CAGE AN ALL INTO THAT DUMB F-CKING RUSSIANS YARD NEXT DOOR :mad:
 

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THEY WILL BE BACK :yup AND THEY WILL BRING THE OTHER SQUIRRELS FROM THAT PARK WITH THEM :142lmao: I WILL BE IN NY CITY FOR THE HOLIDAYS JUST GIVE ME THE WORD I WILL BE UP THERE IN A FLASH I WILL WIPE OUT THEM VARMITS :firing: AND FOR THE HELL GIVE THAT ASSHOLE NEXT DOOR A :chairshot MAYBE WE HAVE HIM WATCH WHY WE GIVE IT TO HIS OLD LADY :142hump: I KNOW YOUR NOT UP FOR THIS BEING THE PUSSY THAT YOU ARE dance1 YOU REMIND ME OF JIMMY O' BOYLE FROM HELLS KICTHEN ANOTHER PUSSY SO LET ME HELP OUT A FELLOW MADJACKER EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE A :cry: FRUIT

GARLIC SNAPPER VINNIE ;)
 
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