Jack Effel Cracks the Whip
Log: Due to the insane amount of players and spectators in the main event, ten minutes before every break, Tournament Directors announce that all spectators must clear the room, in order that the players will be able to get out and back before their break is over. As is often times the case, many spectators choose to ignore this request, feeling that it doesn't really pertain to them. Well, Jack Effel made it pertain to them. Big time. Check out this progression of his announcements:
"If you are a spectator, you must leave the room."
"If you are watching your friend, father, mother, brother, sister, wife, or husband, you must leave the room."
"If you are standing along the wall, you must leave the room."
"If you are leaning up against the wall, talking to your friends, and drinking a Heineken, you must leave the room."
"If you are wearing a nice skirt, and possibly some slacks, you must leave the room."
"If you are wearing a cowboy hat and talking to a woman in a white shirt you must leave the room."
"You. You in the cowboy hat. Leave."