Taxes 2011

saint

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Please refrain from bashing until Saint's tax question has been answered.

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dunclock

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Are You kidding me:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:
Does your Mom do your taxes:shrug:
Or maybe someone you trust:shrug:

it is ALWAYS better to have someone elses name on your taxes...especially if you are an accountant:shrug:

dude, if you werent bashing him, you might get more help :0074
 

Betone

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Not so sure I would want to hear his advice? But, I am all ears, as I am sure he will give you the best non paid advice possible...........:mj07:
 

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it is ALWAYS better to have someone elses name on your taxes...especially if you are an accountant:shrug:

dude, if you werent bashing him, you might get more help :0074

Dude, I do not need help and I am doing fine on my own.:0008
 

BobbyBlueChip

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just got a letter from IRS about 2009 return, saying I never listed the sale of our home.

We took a loss on it. Per the IRS Form 523,

Do not report the sale of your main home unless:

you have a gain blah blah..

you have a gain blah blah

you have a loss and received Form 1099-S


No 1099-S received so I didn't report. Should I just call and ask what they want? I have our settlement HUD with a copy of the certified check showing the losses paid

TIA

Somebody probably filed a 1099-S and you didn't receive it and the IRS did.

I'd call them and explain that and they may ask you to provide a copy of the loss determination and not make you file an amended return.

The IRS aren't assholes anymore. . . usually
 

saint

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Somebody probably filed a 1099-S and you didn't receive it and the IRS did.

I'd call them and explain that and they may ask you to provide a copy of the loss determination and not make you file an amended return.

The IRS aren't assholes anymore. . . usually

Thanks BBC, I play by the rules with uncle sam, will contact them :0074
 

Betone

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BBC Is a cool dude on Madjacks. Yet, he is above his head when we are talking Stock options, and restricted stock as he just simply does not know the tax implications. I called my tax girl and bobby just does not need to know what the name she called him.;;;;;; lmaof..........She said he should stick to smaller dicks.........lmaof...I love the dude, and I will give him her phone number to kick her ass later...............she is a tough one. I have not been audited in 20 years. Maybe he should give up:shrug:
 

saint

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The ignorance excuse has a lot of legs

Just ask this guy!

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just found out that if you make over 100k and have a rental property that other than depreciation on a rental..... that is all you have.:shrug
All of my stock options and restricted stock options must be accompanied with a "1099"
:mj07:
I planned for this months ago.........if your in the same boat, listen up.
I am deferring my salary of 140K this year, and living on the 150k of restricted stoc:popcorn2 k options that were tax implicated over the past two years. Meaning that next year, I will show an income of ZERO and tax write offs of about 60k. I figure that Obama will owe me roughly 75k next year in taxes. I called the corp tax lawyer and she said That move was brilliant.
For every move against those of wealth.....I just learned how to beat the mother........fucka....:toast:
To next year.....:mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

This Millionaire In Making brought to you the makers of Old Cock, aged to perfection and so bitter sweet.
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dunclock

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BBC Is a cool dude on Madjacks. Yet, he is above his head when we are talking Stock options, and restricted stock as he just simply does not know the tax implications. I called my tax girl and bobby just does not need to know what the name she called him.;;;;;; lmaof..........She said he should stick to smaller dicks.........lmaof...I love the dude, and I will give him her phone number to kick her ass later...............she is a tough one. I have not been audited in 20 years. Maybe he should give up:shrug:

ya I am sure he knows knows nothing on those subjects:mj07:

COME ON MAN!!!
 

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I say any loophole you can take to get out of legally paying taxes do it...:SIB
 

BobbyBlueChip

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I called my tax girl and bobby just does not need to know what the name she called him

Now we're supposed to believe that a tax professional in Georgia is working at 10:30 PM. I wouldn't believe you if it was 6:30.

GL getting $60k in refunds next year when you report no income. . . . and if you tell someone that you can buy and sell them many times over. . . . . make sure you can at least pay their salary :0008

Drink lots of water before you go to bed. . . .just sayin'
 

Mr. Poon

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Now we're supposed to believe that a tax professional in Georgia is working at 10:30 PM. I wouldn't believe you if it was 6:30.

GL getting $60k in refunds next year when you report no income. . . . and if you tell someone that you can buy and sell them many times over. . . . . make sure you can at least pay their salary :0008

Drink lots of water before you go to bed. . . .just sayin'

please don't be so abrasive. This thread has so much potential. All betone has done is heaped praise your way while saying he respectfully declines your tax advice. Can't you let this thread continue. I'm sure others will have tax questions through april 15th.
 

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please don't be so abrasive. This thread has so much potential. All betone has done is heaped praise your way while saying he respectfully declines your tax advice. Can't you let this thread continue. I'm sure others will have tax questions through april 15th.

He said I don't understand stock options. . . Let's see him say that to my face. . . I don't think so


And if anyone has any payroll or bank reconciliation questions. . . . Poon's here
 
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