I don't know how many different ways I can admit it.:shrug:
Tide - scale down your f*kin ribs! They are throwing my monitor all askew!
The Hippo-Kramer Contest 2008!
- Thread starter smurphy
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I don't know how many different ways I can admit it.:shrug:
Tide - scale down your f*kin ribs! They are throwing my monitor all askew!
That shit is SO expired. You declined payment and you're not holding that shit over my head forever, I don't care how big your fking feet are.
OK, you caught me in a good mood Morris,
DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN
:mj07:
Smurph and The Hippster do a good job runnin
this cluster fu$k, :00hour
Is there a list of players....:shrug: ...again, count me in if any officials missed my charter member post....
KRAMER :bigun:
KRAMER :bigun:
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Here is my quick analysis of the players this year... looking good. I think we should accept 1 more player at most - 25 seems like a good limit!
Happy Hippo - tops the list, need I say more?
Kramer - easily distracted by all those guns...
smurphy - will start fast and fade fast, despite his best efforts to cheat
dunclock - can only win double plays, will balance himself out with losers
woodson - pay up you stiff!!!
Mr. Mel - he's a fcking dog
rolltide - finished behind the dog last year, nothing more to stay
bjfinste - i like the finster, but his "system" has some serious flaws
badtodabone - yes, he really is "bad"todabone
imfeklhr - well...i like imfeklhr :shrug:
Wesis69 - Canadians suck
AND THE NEWBIES:
ripken - can talk a lot of smack, but I'm guessing that's all he can do
gmroz - athiests can't cap football
BBC - too distracted by the hills and the new 90210 to cap football
Morris - have another buddy
MrChristo - will cave under the pressure
Sponge - i think all that can be said about spongy has been!
WayneWonder - welcome to the contest, my oldest MJs friend - hey our team sucks but we still got AI!
xbigpappa - Obama rules
madjack - hate to say, but i've seen your "capping" up close and personal and i ain't scared
jabberwocky - my sleeper pick to win
Toledo Prophet - i like ohio...and buying in with coins means this guy is a big baller
Cie Grant - another dumb southerner
SixFive - and yet another big moose from the south
Here are my offers for side bets:
Smurph - since I still owe you, let's play for the same amount so I can get back to even :SIB
gmroz - winner gets to send the other person a book of their choice which they must read and report back on...
BBC - loser buys a new outfit for the little one
that's it for now - I am open to other offers
GOOD LUCK MORANS
Happy Hippo - tops the list, need I say more?
Kramer - easily distracted by all those guns...
smurphy - will start fast and fade fast, despite his best efforts to cheat
dunclock - can only win double plays, will balance himself out with losers
woodson - pay up you stiff!!!
Mr. Mel - he's a fcking dog
rolltide - finished behind the dog last year, nothing more to stay
bjfinste - i like the finster, but his "system" has some serious flaws
badtodabone - yes, he really is "bad"todabone
imfeklhr - well...i like imfeklhr :shrug:
Wesis69 - Canadians suck
AND THE NEWBIES:
ripken - can talk a lot of smack, but I'm guessing that's all he can do
gmroz - athiests can't cap football
BBC - too distracted by the hills and the new 90210 to cap football
Morris - have another buddy
MrChristo - will cave under the pressure
Sponge - i think all that can be said about spongy has been!
WayneWonder - welcome to the contest, my oldest MJs friend - hey our team sucks but we still got AI!
xbigpappa - Obama rules
madjack - hate to say, but i've seen your "capping" up close and personal and i ain't scared
jabberwocky - my sleeper pick to win
Toledo Prophet - i like ohio...and buying in with coins means this guy is a big baller
Cie Grant - another dumb southerner
SixFive - and yet another big moose from the south
Here are my offers for side bets:
Smurph - since I still owe you, let's play for the same amount so I can get back to even :SIB
gmroz - winner gets to send the other person a book of their choice which they must read and report back on...
BBC - loser buys a new outfit for the little one
that's it for now - I am open to other offers
GOOD LUCK MORANS
It was the Upset Bird's fault....I have a pellet gun and am on constant lookout for that bird...aawwwk:mj07:
Holy fukballs, even I have never managed to offend so many people in one post.
Well done!
:00x3
First of all - Agent - The Olive Garden gift certificate is fully payable the next time I see you. I never declined payment - I deferred it. That said- If fear of paying the bet is what kept you from the golf outing, considered it expired
Second - I vote for not capping the number of contestants. I think it'd be fun for smurph to tally the scores of 120-130 contests and would keep him out of trouble. We may be saving his life.
Third- I'm declining the wager because I'm scared, also because the way my household works - any loss would come out of the gambling fund while the win would go to the family fund. Horrible deal for the gambling fund.
Second - I vote for not capping the number of contestants. I think it'd be fun for smurph to tally the scores of 120-130 contests and would keep him out of trouble. We may be saving his life.
Third- I'm declining the wager because I'm scared, also because the way my household works - any loss would come out of the gambling fund while the win would go to the family fund. Horrible deal for the gambling fund.
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While I respect your "money management", I say it's lame that you can't transfer $20 between funds. Whatever!
I guess you really are a big softie. We are going to have to review your application for the contest again before final approval, since you marked on it that you were a man - my assistants want to investigate and make sure this is true.
$20? You dress your daughter at Walmart. My angel doesn't have a shoe that costs that.
- Mar 2, 2006
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omg too cute!! I'll let you slide this time with minimum harassment, but when she laughs at your picks you make for the contest, you better listen to her!
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Its possible that BBC has a cooter:scared
