Welcome to the Suicide Parlay Jungle - it gets worse here every day

[Dell Dude]

$3,499.000?

Exactly. You just forgot to change that second . into a , !!!

 

[Dell Dude]

From: Support@CitadelCommerce.com
To: tlpnlxz@yahoo.com
Subject: Citadel Commerce Transaction Receipt
Date: Fri, 20 May 2005 15:19:57 -0700

This email has been sent to you as a result of you processing a financial transaction through ECash Direct (UK) Limited using the Citadel Commerce Payment System.

Transaction processed by: XXXXXX XXXXXX
Transaction date: 2005-05-20 15:19:43.0
Account: **************
(US Personal) Check number: 52
Amount: $ 900.00 USD

Citadel Commerce reference number: XXXXXXXX
The purchase originated from: ECash Direct (UK) Limited ECash Direct (UK) Limited reference number: XXXXXXXX-XXXXXXX

One on One Casino

Game: Blackjack
Starting at [2005/05/20 18:20:22] and lasting for 0:00:22
Start balance: $900.00 End balance: $1800.00
Total bets: $900.00 No of bets: 1
Result: $900.00


Hand # 1
Your bet was: 900 USD
Your cards: 6 Diamonds, Ace Clubs (7/17)
Dealer's cards showing: 8 Spades
Your response: HIT
Your new hand: 6 Diamonds, Ace Clubs, 7 Diamonds (14)
Your response: STAND
Dealer's hand: 8 Spades, 7 Spades, 10 Diamonds (BUST)
The result was: you won 900.00 USD
Your new balance: 1800.00 USD

No comment. :welcome:

 

[Dell Dude]

Obviously I have a *slight* gambling problem. :thinking:

 

[Dell Dude]

LMFAO! And the dealer blackjacks me on the second A/N hand. Only cost me $50, though, as I took out $1749 immediately following the first hand.

All right. I'm done with suicide BJ. Wanted to carve out some suicide parlay virtual funds and I have accomplished that goal. Now it's just a question of taking advantage...

 

[Agent 0659]

What the fawk is going on here???????? :cursin:

 

[IntenseOperator]

LMFAO! And the dealer blackjacks me on the second A/N hand. Only cost me $50, though, as I took out $1749 immediately following the first hand.

All right. I'm done with suicide BJ. Wanted to carve out some suicide parlay virtual funds and I have accomplished that goal. Now it's just a question of taking advantage...

THIS

is your brain on drugs

 

[kneifl]

OK, OK.... stop feeding the attention hore... No more posts and he'll just be talking to himself.... :scared :scared scary thought.....

kneifl

 

[Dell Dude]

Bo Bice Bowmans

Here Come the Suns +150
Here Come the Over 223

100/377

 

[Dell Dude]

OK, OK.... stop feeding the attention hore... No more posts and he'll just be talking to himself.... :scared :scared scary thought.....

kneifl

With all due "respect", I prefer to just talk to myself. I work best alone.

 

[Dell Dude]

There is a method to this madness. Right now I'm hot with hit and run suicide BJ so I'm using that to carve out garbage time parlay funds. Now I need to start getting hot with parlays so I can carve out garbage time BJ funds.

Garbage time parlay or garbage time BJ could mean garbage time Level Three ($250,000). That's the goal, and I'll probably need both BJ and parlay to get there.

It's a Simple Plan. Now let's execute it dammit!

 

[Agent 0659]

:shrug: :shrug: :mj03: :mj03: :mj03:

 

[chump]

you are one crazy dude. hope you get to level 2, enjoy the laughs out of this thread.

The Suns are gonna screw you again. Gotta have a game 7 for TV

 

[Dell Dude]

I could give a shitt how ridiculous this thread looks. I'm more than willing to roll in the mud in my underwear in full public display if that's what it takes to win big.

 

[Agent 0659]

I could give a shitt how ridiculous this thread looks. I'm more than willing to roll in the mud in my underwear in full public display if that's what it takes to win big.

:scared :scared

 

[Dell Dude]

28-32 after one. Looks like this will be all or nothing on the Suns moneyline...

 

[Dell Dude]

I still think I can win this thing. Even at 69-80 late third...

 

[Dell Dude]

Will need a 40-25 fourth or OT though...

 

[Dell Dude]

If badbeat is inevitable. I need overtime.

 

[Dell Dude]

PHO 10.0 Steve Nash made 3-pt. Jump Shot

111-111, OT. moon1

 

[Dell Dude]

DAL 11.0 Dirk Nowitzki missed 3-pt. Jump Shot

River Phoenix Suns 130-126 *FINAL*