Welcome to the Suicide Parlay Jungle - it gets worse here every day

[Dell Dude]

Paris Hilton: "Stars Are Blind"

Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love baby
I'll show you mine
I can make you nice and naughty
Be the devil and angel too
Got a heart and soul and body
Let's see what this love can do
Baby I'm perfect for you
Baby I'm perfect for you

xristyna
Balance: $3018.06
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[Dell Dude]

WELCOME TO THE SHOW JOE!!!!!

 

[Dell Dude]

Subject: RE: Money Transfer to your Neteller Account
Date: Mon, 14 Aug 2006 12:17:22 -0600
From: "Holden" <holden@NETeller.com>
To: tlpnlxz@yahoo.com

Hi Joseph,

Your account is good to go, and I have reset your Instacash. :SIB

I have to tell you how much I enjoyed your 'You gotta know when to Holden' email. It is not often I laugh out loud at a work email.

Over and out,
Holden

No comment.

 

[Dell Dude]

WSEXY

08/14/2006 16:50:28 Wagered $900.00 to win $1251.00 on DETROIT: ROBERTSON Unsettled
BA 67 8/14 DETROIT: ROBERTSON AT BOSTON: J BECKETT

No comment.

 

[Dell Dude]

Going to be a $1000 Thomas Dale Tom Delay all or nothing all balls out all in the family all for one and one for all four team suicide parlay in da club at Carib.

$15,000+.moon1 Or $0. :bed:

Please stand by...

 

[Dell Dude]

I got it up to $6000+ but put all but everything on Tigertown one too too many times. This is what's left. If I bust out I want to bust out in spectacular fashion - the last game of a delayed four teamer for five figures - not some bullshitt Tigertown straight putt.

 

[Dell Dude]

:fit01:

Money Transfer
Deposit Notification


Available Balance $0.00
1 Contest Entry $250.00
Date of last activity 08/14/2006




Thanks, We received your request for $940

The following memo has been received and will be processed by one of our customer service agents:

Can I get a deposit bonus? This one is deadicated to the superdope homeboy congressman from Sugartown, Thomas Dale Tom Delay. It's Hammer Time!

 

[Dell Dude]

Thomas Dale Tom Delay Four Teamer

Mets (J Maine) vs Phillies (S Mathieson) Mets -1.5 +125
Orioles (R Lopez) vs Yankees (J Wright) Over 10.5 -120
Reds (K Lohse) vs Cardinals (Jef Weaver) Over 10.5 -110
TBD

$1000 to win ($6875...)

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No comment.

 

[Dell Dude]

Making a Tom Delay chalk exception. White Sox -275 to close the dirty deal. Do the payout math yourselves.

 

[Dell Dude]

Scotty K. Bowmans

Braves +100
Braves ov 10? +100
Mets +147
Mets un 9 -110
Twins +135
Twins un 10 -110
Blue Jays +125
Blue Jays ov 9? +100

Risking: $263.30 To Win: $100,000

 

[Dell Dude]

Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.
Chat InformationHello this is 'Quincy'. How may I help you?

Quincy: Welcome to our live chat service.
Joseph B.Sargis: If I win my 8 team parlay, will I still have to deposit $200 to pay for my advance? Or can I just have you take out $200 out of my $100,000+ balance then get a $75,000 NETeller transfer?
Quincy: How can I help?
Quincy: Hold one moment.
Quincy: You will need to make a physical deposit to re-imburse the advance credit.
Joseph B.Sargis: ok. i will have to borrow from Moose I guess. If I win.
Joseph B.Sargis: I still may ask for a deposit bonus.

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[Dell Dude]

I don't know wtf is going on but Scotty K has dodged three suicide parlay bullets by myself the past few weeks. First I went 7-1 on an eight teamer for 8 dimes. Then last weekend I cancelled an eight teamer for 10 dimes that went 7-1. Then this one for 100 dimes that wasn't even close.

But Level Three objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. On the cancelled eight teamer, that would have been for 100 dimes had I won my Friday parlay which was killed by the Blue Jays Over. So that one was only two wins away.

The good news is these weren't flukes. I can hit 8-10 team parlays any given day. One day I ain't gonna cancel and I ain't gonna get backdoored. Then it's a million or bust time.

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