Classy Bama fans

[Betone]

:142smilie

 

[Mr. Poon]

I want to give you some ether and put my nutsack on top of your head and dry hump your ear. . . . and now that I know you won't sue me, I'd like to go camping with you

:mj07:

 

[ppabart]

I want to give you some ether and put my nutsack on top of your head and dry hump your ear. . . . and now that I know you won't sue me, I'd like to go camping with you

Such a vivid imagination......

 

[LonghornMM]

I want to give you some ether and put my nutsack on top of your head and dry hump your ear. . . . and now that I know you won't sue me, I'd like to go camping with you

No problem. Then I would expect the same from you that you wouldn't sue me after I beat your ass for doing that. :mj07:

 

[Wineguy]

I want to give you some ether and put my nutsack on top of your head and dry hump your ear. . . . and now that I know you won't sue me, I'd like to go camping with you

:mj07:

Hey bobby, are you making it to the golf outing? Hope so, man. :0074

 

[BobbyBlueChip]

:mj07:

Hey bobby, are you making it to the golf outing? Hope so, man. :0074

Gonna try. My vacation plans are a pretty low priority right now. . . but I'm a definite maybe

 

[MadJack]

Gonna try. My vacation plans are a pretty low priority right now. . . but I'm a definite maybe

Pick me up on the way, I'll provide sandwiches. :toast:

 

[MadJack]

I know Jack likes these updates:

http://deadspin.com/5909254/brian-downing-krystal-restaurant-named-in-alabama-teabagger-lawsuit

Claiming "mental anguish, humiliation, embarrassment, anxiety and depression," the victim is seeking unspecified damages against Downing. Also named in the complaint is the Bourbon Street Krystal restaurant at which the incident occurred, with the dispute alleging Krystal "failed to undertake appropriate and reasonable measures to provide safety and security."

So the restaurant should have provided a safer place for a drunk fan to pass out at?

:shrug:

 

[gardenweasel]

i have some sympathy for the dude....probably the first time that he put both inches of his armed and operational battle station that close to a human being that wasn`t a relative....

 

[Mr. Poon]

Sorry Jack, really have let you down with the lack of updates on this one.

Anyway, trial was pushed back to Oct. 2nd, should be getting some juicy testimony soon:

http://www.wafb.com/story/19456567/...ccused-of-sexual-battery?clienttype=printable

 

[saint]

Paging Eddie Haskell.

 

[Mr. Poon]

Jack - know you wanted to be kept up to date on this.

Mr. Teabagger has reached a plea deal and will serve 2 (as in the # of nuts he put on the guys head) years in jail. He avoids a potentially longer sentence and having to register as a sex offender.

http://deadspin.com/5948267/alabama-teabagger-gets-two-years-in-prison

 

[MadJack]

Jack - know you wanted to be kept up to date on this.

Mr. Teabagger has reached a plea deal and will serve 2 (as in the # of nuts he put on the guys head) years in jail. He avoids a potentially longer sentence and having to register as a sex offender.

http://deadspin.com/5948267/alabama-teabagger-gets-two-years-in-prison

:0008

I never thought he would get jail time but he deserves it. Man, he will get paid back in more ways than he could have ever imagined during his time in jail. :lol:

 

[Sportsaholic]

:0008

I never thought he would get jail time but he deserves it. Man, he will get paid back in more ways than he could have ever imagined during his time in jail. :lol:

2 years, that's nuts............:0003

 

[zoomer]

:0008

I never thought he would get jail time but he deserves it. Man, he will get paid back in more ways than he could have ever imagined during his time in jail. :lol:

Is he serving his time in an Alabama or Louisiana prison?

 

[hedman]

2 years seems a bit harsh to me and I thought he was an asshole.

 

[SixFive]

2 years seems a bit harsh to me and I thought he was an asshole.

He must have had a shitty lawyer. I don't think the "crime" deserves the time in this situation.

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

He must have had a shitty lawyer.

 

[Cie]

I feel bad that he will miss 9 months of his baby's life. Imagine how much he regrets withdrawing his package and rubbing it on a man's head.

I hope the.tree poisoner gets more time than this guy.

 

[saint]

We've got drug dealers and rapists out in less than 2 years and this guy gets 2 for teabagging someone. This country is fucked up man.