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[kickserv]

It’s over,

Yep....just like I said 6 weeks ago....Oilers have ZERO chance of making the Stanley Cup final.

So yep it is over.

No Bacon...and testicles are fine.



Don't come back here crying...I keep warning you year after year about the Oilers and you never listen.


Dallas wins the series.


#nobacon is trending

 

[2CAN SAM]

Hope you feeling better Jord!

 

[TurdofDoom]

I don’t know if I want to call my Oilers winnings yesterday a Jord follow or a Kick fade…

 

[kickserv]

I don’t know if I want to call my Oilers winnings yesterday a Jord follow or a Kick fade…

It couldn't be a "kick fade" because I only have series selections, which of course are plus money locks.....

2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs

Parlay ------------------------------------------------------------ Florida Panthers & Boston Bruins Over 5.5 Vancouver Canucks & Edmonton Oilers Over 6.5 odds = $4.20 (+320) *1 Puck Well thanks to my horrific luck I lose the +320 odds parlay. Anytime I need an Empty Net Goal, it does not...

www.madjacksports.com

So just call it a cult win......




Ya want guaranteed money, ya take the Stars to win the series.


You want to join a cult and wear White Robes with Oiler logos branded on your forehead......follow Jord.


Jord never listens, I tell him year after year that the Oilers are frauds and they always fail, but, he refuses to listen. Again he thinks the Oilers will not only win the Stanley Cup, but every Oiler player will find a cure for cancer and lead him into the afterlife where glory and salvation awaits him.

The Oilers were super lucky to even make it this far, they lose the series to the Stars, my testicles are safe, and there is no need for bacon.🥓🥓

 

[pointspred fred]

It couldn't be a "kick fade" because I only have series selections, which of course are plus money locks.....

2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs

Parlay ------------------------------------------------------------ Florida Panthers & Boston Bruins Over 5.5 Vancouver Canucks & Edmonton Oilers Over 6.5 odds = $4.20 (+320) *1 Puck Well thanks to my horrific luck I lose the +320 odds parlay. Anytime I need an Empty Net Goal, it does not...

www.madjacksports.com

So just call it a cult win......




Ya want guaranteed money, ya take the Stars to win the series.


You want to join a cult and wear White Robes with Oiler logos branded on your forehead......follow Jord.


Jord never listens, I tell him year after year that the Oilers are frauds and they always fail, but, he refuses to listen. Again he thinks the Oilers will not only win the Stanley Cup, but every Oiler player will find a cure for cancer and lead him into the afterlife where glory and salvation awaits him.

The Oilers were super lucky to even make it this far, they lose the series to the Stars, my testicles are safe, and there is no need for bacon.🥓🥓

You sound like you can't figure it out so I'll just tell ya my guess. He never listens because he's like what? A 22.93267932x better capper than you in basically every sport possible while you simultaneously fill up his threads that HE starts ONLY to get attention for yourself, which makes you look insecure and weak. Remember it's only a guess so don't get all grouchy and bitchy and crybaby on me. Just an observation since around 2002. I could always be wrong.

 

[kickserv]

while you simultaneously fill up his threads that HE starts ONLY to get attention for yourself, which makes you look insecure and weak.

It is true I suffer from very low self esteem and yes I am massively insecure. And just the thought of anybody not liking me does cause me to not only break out in hives, but some anal leakage as well.

Approximately 92 percent of my self worth does come down to how many views I get on Madjacks, thankfully Jord has not banned me from any of his threads, thus I remain chipper.

My only saving grace is that I started a thread that has more views then any other thread in Madjacks history, if it were not for asian pussy, I'd have nothing to be proud of....

Asia!!!

www.madjacksports.com

That thread alone has saved me from a lifetime of shame and to be honest it has got me through lots of very tough times.



Also...it is worth noting that Jord has a thread dedicated to Edmonton Oilers wearing Speedo's but he keeps that shit private, it has a shit-load of views and some very tasteful nudes, but due to Copyright infringements, that thread is not available for viewing.





Oh and one more thing, I currently have a tennis thread I started that has like 450 views, might even reach 500 by June. I usually only average about 10 views per thread, so this has really helped my self worth.....

For Smitty, and any other Madjacker that wants a shot at the big bucks!

Smitty asked when this would start for 2024, well here is the answer.... Link..... https://www.draftkings.com/2024-ten-king-of-the-baseline There are 100 "seats" up for grabs, if ya want one of em (or more), enter now. At the time of this writing 2 "seats" have been given out, that leaves 98...

www.madjacksports.com

So yeah, small baby steps, one day I'll be able stand on my own and not rely on others for views and affirmation, but until then I'll just have to seek attention elsewhere and make myself feel wanted and needed at the accomplishments of others. I am not proud of it, but it is how I roll.








And Dallas will win the series against the Oilers.

 

[kickserv]

Remember it's only a guess so don't get all grouchy and bitchy and crybaby on me. Just an observation since around 2002. I could always be wrong.

No, you nailed it, only thing you got wrong was the date, been like that since the early 1980's. My desire for attention and love goes back decades. I used to tell girls at parties I played for the Edmonton Oilers, I even had fake pictures of me in Oilers Jerseys and jock straps banging hookers and doing blow off their ass crack. It was all lies, but it made me feel special, so it was worth it.

 

[pointspred fred]

No, you nailed it, only thing you got wrong was the date, been like that since the early 1980's. My desire for attention and love goes back decades. I used to tell girls at parties I played for the Edmonton Oilers, I even had fake pictures of me in Oilers Jerseys and jock straps banging hookers and doing blow off their ass crack. It was all lies, but it made me feel special, so it was worth it.

Medications for Schizophrenia

Medications for schizophrenia have multiple side effects. Knowing the medication can help you recover faster and eliminate possible side effects like dystonia, tremors, and involuntary muscle contractions.

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[kickserv]

Medications for Schizophrenia

Medications for schizophrenia have multiple side effects. Knowing the medication can help you recover faster and eliminate possible side effects like dystonia, tremors, and involuntary muscle contractions.

www.webmd.com

Thanks for the info, I do hear voices in my head telling me the Oilers are the best team in the NHL. I eventually figured out it was Jord planting a tape recorder under my bed repeating the words "McDavid is sexy and awesome".

But again, thanks for the medicine recommendations, I might need em later down the road, so yes, thanks for that.

 

[Goldylock$]

More excited for the outcome of the series for this thread purposes, than i am excited about my bet on the series.

 

[kickserv]

#nobacon 🥓

 

[kickserv]

More excited for the outcome of the series for this thread purposes, than i am excited about my bet on the series.

 

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[kickserv]

Note: If the Oilers make the Stanley Cup final, I'll cut off my testicles, put em in a blender, and consume them with a side of bacon.

Dallas......................1
Over-Rated Oilers........1


Testicles = safe

Bacon = not needed

 

[kickserv]

Just a quick update.......


The Dallas Stars lead the best of seven series 2-1



#nobaconisneeded

 

[Jord20]

Teasing them... will win in 7 again

 

[kickserv]

Teasing them... will win in 7 again

 

[kickserv]

The Edmonton Oilers and Dallas Stars series is tied up 2-2, next two outta three games are in Dallas.

The testicles could not be any safer.

#nobacon

 

[kickserv]

I have some group sex with Mila Kunis, Marisa Miller, Jennifer Lawrence, Miranda Kerr, Ana Ivanovic, Kobe Tai, Camila Giorgi, and Amanda Seyfried set up forJune 1st. I'll obviously need my testicles for that, but no worries, my testicles could not be safer. I mean I was going to be nice and give those ladies a "heads up" (pardon the pun) that I might not be able to make it. But since the Oilers have no chance of beating Dallas, there is no need to cancel

I just got a fax from Emily Ratajkowski and she'll be joining the gang for the group sex, she asked if I am still attending and I told her not to worry, the Oilers have no chance of beating Dallas.

She was very happy to hear that.

And oh yeah, Miranda Kerr was booked up on June 1st, so we had to reschedule for June 5th, Dallas will be in the final by then, so all good✔️

Anyway can't wait to see my girls, it will be fun

#nobacon
#testiclesaresafe

 

[kickserv]

update.......

The Edmonton Oilers lead the best of seven series three games to two.



Oh shit, looks like I might need to go out and buy a new blender, a sharp scalpel blade, and some bacon.


Oh no.......