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And just like I tried telling you last season and you didn't listen.....it will happen again......Oilers will win one round (they should sneak by the Kings) and then go out. Stop buying into the Oilers hype. It is the same old shit with this team, shit depth and average goaltending. Colorado, Jets, Dallas, Vegas and Nashville will all tale em out. I mean the Oilers 3rd and 4th lines are shit and you can not trust Skinner to take you deep in the playoffs. The Oilers are a good regular season team, NOT a playoff team.
How many times do I have to warn you? You never listen, you just get on the Oilers train every fucking season and the train cashes. It is like you think this is 1985 or some shit
Will Jord20 finally listen to kickserv? Nope, he will not, he'll just keep buying a ticket to a train that always crashes🤦♂️🤦♂️
Note: If the Oilers make the Stanley Cup final, I'll cut off my testicles, put em in a blender, and consume them with a side of bacon.
Nothing official yet, but I am feeling my testicles are very safe.
I don't think I'll need to buy any bacon. These over-rated pathetic Oilers might actually pull off a massive choke and lose to Vancouver. The Oilers have zero chance of beating Colorado or Dallas, but holy fuck-balls, these bums might actually lose to Vancouver
Yep, looks like I won't need to go to the store and buy some bacon. That will not only save me some money, but keep my testicles safe as well.
Yep, looks like I won't need to go to the store and buy some bacon. That will not only save me some money, but keep my testicles safe as well.
I was just at the store and bacon was on sale.
I decided not to buy any......won't need it. The over-rated Oilers aren't doing shit, so yeah, no bacon.
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These over-rated bums are lucky to even be in the series against Vancouver, they were -250 odds to win the series against Vancouver, and they'll probably lose.
And if the Oilers didn't get lucky and play a super weak Kings team in Round of 16's they would have been out first round.
Just like last season, they are massively over-rated, and will do fuck all in the playoffs.
My testicles are safe
And no bacon needed
These over-rated pathetic Oilers might actually pull off a massive choke and lose to Vancouver. The Oilers have zero chance of beating Colorado or Dallas, but holy fuck-balls, these bums might actually lose to Vancouver
If the Oilers don't win two games in a row they will actually lose to Vancouver. Minus 250 odds to win the series, and they might blow it, this team is so massively over-rated it's beyond hilarious.
Yep.....my balls aren't touching no blender
The big chalk Oilers almost pull off the big choke, but manage to get by the Canucks, and move on to face Dallas. My testicles could not be safer, Dallas is going to absolutely destroy the Oilers, the Oilers will win one game, but a sweep isn't out of the question.
I have some group sex with Mila Kunis, Marisa Miller, Jennifer Lawrence, Miranda Kerr, Ana Ivanovic, Kobe Tai, Camila Giorgi, and Amanda Seyfried set up forJune 1st. I'll obviously need my testicles for that, but no worries, my testicles could not be safer. I mean I was going to be nice and give those ladies a "heads up" (pardon the pun) that I might not be able to make it. But since the Oilers have no chance of beating Dallas, there is no need to cancel
Marisa Miller is one of the GOATs. Good call.
Get the bacon fried up - this team winning it all
McJesus may sweep the Panthers
Get the bacon fried up - this team winning it all
McJesus may sweep the Panthers
Dallas will sweep em.
Maybe the Oilers win a game......maybe.
Oilers are massively over-rated.
#nobacon
You need to lay off the crack.....
Dallas easily wins this series.....Dallas was half asleep first half of the game and still were in the game. And oh yeah Dallas hit two goalposts in OT, the Oilers have been lucky all playoffs long. They are so massively over-rated it is hilarious
The Oilers might get one more win, but I doubt it. The Oilers have zero chance of winning this series, there is no way in hell they win four games....none.
So......no bacon needed.
It’s over, kick.You need to lay off the crack.....
Dallas easily wins this series.....Dallas was half asleep first half of the game and still were in the game. And oh yeah Dallas hit two goalposts in OT, the Oilers have been lucky all playoffs long. They are so massively over-rated it is hilarious
The Oilers might get one more win, but I doubt it. The Oilers have zero chance of winning this series, there is no way in hell they win four games....none.
So......no bacon needed.
Want me to send you some extra bacon up there in desolate Canada? On me, bruv