Episode 51 "The Red Woman" April 24th
- Jon Snow is dead, fuck...fuck fuck, and fuck
- Ramsay mourns the death of Myranda, just for a split second you think Ramsay has a heart, but no, no he does not. He commands that her corpse be fed to the hounds rather than buried:facepalm:
- Sansa and Theon don't get far with their escape, a squad of Bolton soldiers catches em quick. But look who comes to the rescue....Brienne and Podrick out of fucking nowhere, wooo hoo:Yep:. Brienne for the 986th time offers to pledge her loyalty to Sansa, finally Sansa accepts. Brienne promised her mom that she would protect the Stark daughters, she finally gets to live out her promise. Well sort of, Arya is kind of fucked right now and Brienne is on the other side of Westeros, but hey you can only do so much.
- As fucking usual Arya can not catch a fucking break, I mean hasn't she been through enough? Now she's blind and begging on the streets of Braavos, poor Arya
And if that isn't bad enough The Waif beats her up and then promises to return tomorrow to beat her up again. I guess Arya really pissed off Jaqen H'ghar, I mean he blinded her and kicked her out on the street, man that's harsh. Note to self, follow Jaqen H'ghar instructions he has a mean streak in him.
#poorarya
- Tyrion and Varys walk the streets of Meereen and man oh man has that place gone to shit since Daenerys took a ride on one of her dragons, wew baby has it gone downhill. And to make it worse those fuck heads the Sons of the Harpy burned all the ships. Nobody is taking any cruises any time soon that's for sure. Hopefully Varys can do his magic and find out who the leader of the Sons of the Harpy is.
- Well the leadership in Dorne sure has taken a turn. Doran Martell is murdered by Ellaria Sand, it seems the people of Dorne were not thrilled with the lack of decisive action by Doran when dealing with Oberyn and Elia's deaths. I guess since Ellaria Sand also killed Trystane Martell (she ordered her sand snakes to do it) is in charge now, she will be fucking some shit up, that is for sure. By the way speaking of her ordering the hit on Trystane Martell, total cheap shot by Obara Sand putting a spear through his head when he wasn't looking, that was a bush league move right there, totally bush league.
- Jaime arrives back in King's Landing with Myrcella's body, Cersei cries, and we feel bad for her........NOT:lol: Jaime promises revenge against all those who have taken from them, not sure what that means but I guess we shall see? Does he know Ellaria Sand killed his daughter? Maybe? Maybe not?
- Margaery still in captivity, and as usual the High Sparrow is being a dick. Margaery just wants to know how her brother is doing and he can't even show her a quick 7 second video on his Blackberry, nope nothing, what a dick. It seems Margaery will be hanging out with the High Sparrow for quite some time.
- Under the category of "here we go again".......Daenerys is back in the land of the Dothraki. I am sure she's thinking "Oh fuck, this again, I thought I was done with this shit!" Nope, no she is not. Ok so does Daenerys catch a break for being Khal Drogo's widow? No, no she doesn't. She meets with Khal Moro (the current leader), who has taken her prisoner. We think maybe our Dragon lady will catch a break because of her past bonds with the tribe, ummmmm no! She requests to Khal Moro that he escort her back to Meereen, but he refuses, citing how it is Dothraki custom to take widows of dead Khals to the temple in Vaes Dothrak to live out the rest of their lives. Well, that doesn't sound good now does it! On the plus side at least she didn't get raped this time and she didn't get her head chopped off, so that is a win.
- Melisandre is devastated when she learns of Jon's death, she has lost her faith in all that fire shit. We finally find out why she always has that necklace on. When she takes that necklace off we see what she really looks like.......wow:scared