Episode 61......... July 16 ............ "Dragonstone"
Ok let's start things off with this.......
ARYA MOTHERFUCKERS:bigun::bigun::bigun:
We start things off with Arya fucking shit up, she goes all masks and shit and puts Clorox Bleach in the Frey's wine, yep she got full on revenge on the entire Wedding Party, way to go Aryax23: Arya finishes things off with an epic "drop the mic" moment.....
She tells Walder's young wife that "the North remembers", and that "Winter came for House Frey". Arya then walks out like a fucking boss:firing: I have said it over and over again, and I'll say it again, do not fuck with Arya, she'll fuck you up.
Well it seems The Night King has done some job hunting on Monster and recruited three dead giants. They also seem to be marching south and a brisk pace, like a hard jog, not a full sprint but they are moving fast. Seems Bran and Meera just beat em to the wall, and poor Meera pulling Bran on that sled in the snow, she must be tired. We will see if Bran will do some Back to the Future shit at the Wall, he needs to come up with something to stop that Night King. That Night King seems a bit pissed and I don't think that Wall is going to hold up.
Jon Snow is the new King in the North but Sansa gives him lip. He addresses the families of the North and lays down some rules (Sansa not fully on board, she talks back, but Jon handles it well). Sansa is all bad ass and shit now. Once she put the dogs on Bolton she has got a bit cocky, but she needs to let Jon do his thing, ease back on the lip Sansa, ease up girl. Mr. Snow being the super nice dude that he is forgives Alys, the daughter of Karstark and Ned, the son of Umber and they swear an oath to House Stark. Yep, we are all on board now, gotta stop the White Walkers. Super smart Jon comes up with a plan to begin searching for Dragon Glass, looks like a big mining operation coming up, there is going to be some digging. Also gotta love the little bad ass Lyanna Mormont with the quote of the episode "ya think I am going to sit here knitting while my men go out and fight?" Lyanna gives no fucks, like none.
Cersei as usual is being a giant cunt, this time she has some poor guy paint Westeros on her bathroom floor, I mean can't you just use Google Maps? Anyway Cersei and Jamie realize they need allies, Cersei has a plan. She is going to team up with Euron Greyjoy, or is she? Euron arrives in King's Landing with the iron fleet and proposes to pledge the iron fleet in the service of Cersei in exchange of her marrying him. Cersei denies the proposal stating Euron cannot be trusted. Euron seems unfazed and says he'll be back with a gift? Maybe he's heading out to purchase a gift card? Not sure what the gift is, but I am guessing it will involve somebody's head.
Ok learning to become the Maester for the Night's Watch officially sucks. Samwell Tarly literally cleaning up shit, nope not good. But as usual our boy finds a map of Dragonstone which shows where a large quantity of dragon glass is located underground. He immediately sends an e-mail to Jon, thatta boy Sam! Later, as Sam is collecting empty food dishes from the chambers of the sick, he is stopped by Jorah Mormont, it seems the Greyscale has spread to his entire body (or at least the full arm). Well at least Jorah is still alive, so that is a positive.
Daenerys Targaryen arrives at Dragonstone, the Targaryen's ancestral home, she checks out the place for a bit, and gets right to work. Yep she's back home, look out!