Getting Laid
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you one smart dude...
and I mean that..
communication...and soon..
women reaching their mid 40's to around 55 and a larger % than ever before into their early 60's don't want less ...they want more..
trust me on this one...
peak time for the ladies...
Tonkgolf:
This is the premise underlying the creation of the "Mojo" forum and the "Free" thread.
Eddie
This is the premise underlying the creation of the "Mojo" forum and the "Free" thread.
Eddie
sounds more like it`s her issue and not yours....be thankful for that.....if other women still find you attractive,you have options....
if you couldn`t get laid in a woman`s prison with a fistful of pardons, then some adjustments might have to be made....but i don`t think thats the case...
a shock to her system might be in order....
or as somebody mentioned,it could be "hormonal"(insert joke here) and a visit to the doctor may be indicated...
if you love her...and it doesn`t work out sexually....just try and think about how much of your life you actually spend f-cking.....it`s probably not all that much in the larger scheme of life....
/was that helpful?......i didn`t think so...
/
if you couldn`t get laid in a woman`s prison with a fistful of pardons, then some adjustments might have to be made....but i don`t think thats the case...
a shock to her system might be in order....
or as somebody mentioned,it could be "hormonal"(insert joke here) and a visit to the doctor may be indicated...
if you love her...and it doesn`t work out sexually....just try and think about how much of your life you actually spend f-cking.....it`s probably not all that much in the larger scheme of life....
/was that helpful?......i didn`t think so...
/
my buddy had same problem
my buddy had same problem
got rid of wife and now just occasional girlfriend.
and got a dog
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives
1.The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, ?If I died, would you get another dog??
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
And last, but not least:
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
If you really want to know who loves you more, put your wife & your dog in the trunk of the car for ? an hour and see who?s happy to see you when you let ?em out!
my buddy had same problem
got rid of wife and now just occasional girlfriend.
and got a dog
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives
1.The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, ?If I died, would you get another dog??
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
And last, but not least:
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
If you really want to know who loves you more, put your wife & your dog in the trunk of the car for ? an hour and see who?s happy to see you when you let ?em out!
My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
Is she cheating on you? Does she love you? That would be my first thought...Do you have kids? Does she work?
How long has it been? 1 month, 2 months, a year
I would call a professional marriage counselor
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