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tonkgolf

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Probably right about not talking. Married almost 20 yrs and we dont take enough time toghether.

However, I bet this is very common with many MJ's. Time flys and we get "used" to whatever situation we find ourselves in at "that" time.

Well, "that" time is where I am at today. I do appreiciate the suggestions and spoof.

It looks more like marriage/sex counseling is in the cards since I want to make things work.
 
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What do you think your wife would do if you just took your dick out & starting beatin it right in front of her?

Just get real blatant about it & see how it goes, it could end up saving you some $$$
 
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3 Seconds said:
What do you think your wife would do if you just took your dick out & starting beatin it right in front of her?

Just get real blatant about it & see how it goes, it could end up saving you some $$$
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she would probably :142smilie and slam the door.
 
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tonkgolf said:
Damn, my wife just sent me this e-mail from home?

Husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage.

When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had been married.
She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and sat down as though in a daze....
The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?'
The husband thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf."


Thoughts? I do play golf on Fridays pm maybe I should pick a new day.
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Tell your wife, start having sex more with me or get a job and contribute to the family. What is her use within the family if she is not keeping you happy or bringing in money.
 
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Get a new Lexus for Christmas. Give it to her but keep it in your name. If she doesn't give it up on demand after that, turn around and sell it. you should have all the answers you need then. Stay and jerk off more, or take off.
 
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Intense Operator-"Give it up on demand?"Just a clue.....this is why she pretended one day everything was ok and the next day you came home to an empty house.She obviously became aware of your psychological problems and wanted to escape unharmed.People don't like to be treated like possessions or chattle.Really,were you trying to be helpful with this advice or were you just preening for the crowd?
 
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