Getting Laid
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...or you can try some love scent...
http://www.love-scent.com/product_r..._id/1?osCsid=d2c3e05cde054ece476a32e795d827fb
:shrug: Maybe she will be more...
http://www.love-scent.com/product_r..._id/1?osCsid=d2c3e05cde054ece476a32e795d827fb
:shrug: Maybe she will be more...
6 times this year is not enough :scared once a week is about right
go to marriage counseling, trust me it will help
My guess is she's on Prozac and not telling you, or things aren't as great as you think they are. The prozac and like drugs are worse than terrible for the female drive. That being said if things are OK 6 times is not enough no matter what kind of brain suppressing cocktail she may be on. My suggestion is keep setting up "dates" in optimal times of the month which you take her to nice dinner, make sure kids are gone, etc, and make sure you go after it each time. That or when she says "no not tonight", you need to basically give her the "we may have different libido's but Gay Russian sailors marooned on a deserted island are getting more kitty than I am" talk. Then regardless of outcome bet on a lot of games and drink lots of scotch.
really? it would get you excited to be sitting in front of a hottie and having your middle - aged wife complaining to her about how you suck in bed and she has no desire to have sex with you anymore?
I dunno about you... but if me and my wife are sitting with a hottie talking.. i would prefer my wife blabbing about what a stallion I am.
On a more serious note... ever see American Beauty? Next time you want sex and she doesn't.. lay down in bed with her.. and rub one out by yourself.
Perhaps she would get the hint.
Does she know this is a problem? Does she realize she has no sex drive? Does she know you are frustrated?
Damn, my wife just sent me this e-mail from home?
Husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had been married.
She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and sat down as though in a daze....
The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?'
The husband thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf."
Thoughts? I do play golf on Fridays pm maybe I should pick a new day.
Husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had been married.
She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and sat down as though in a daze....
The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?'
The husband thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf."
Thoughts? I do play golf on Fridays pm maybe I should pick a new day.
He doesn't want to talk to her. Say's its overrated. Poor woman. Looks like she isn't the problem at all. This woman wants to be loved and he just wants to get drunk, plow her and then go to bed. Sounds like a couple of those guys in the drinking thread. :142smilie
Sponge <--------non drinker. Discipline
he doesn`t talk to his wife...like pretty much every other swinging dick that`s been with the same woman for over 10 years,he mostly listens..
