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Woodson

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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:
 

homedog

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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

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Well, lots of interesting "thoughts". The middle age with gout is probably the reason this week.

Now she has strep throat so there goes 2 more weeks followed by her cycle so there goes another month.

Yes, I love her have 2 great kids, financially stable and all is well health wise.

Marriage counselor? I figure why pay someone to tell you, you don't f&(k enough!

It alwyas seems its timing, or finding time or any excuse will do.

To answer someone's question we have done the deed 6 times total THIS YEAR! Is that enough?

I don't know. Not really that depressed about. Is that a problem? Oh well guys thanks on helping me out. Keep up the responses. I'll try ANYTHING!!

Except the "other" guy from KY
 

SixFive

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sponge, get the fock out of this thread you no pu$$y getting little tool.

Now, on to the question...

I actually have a friend who is a licensed sex therapist. I've heard some interesting stories, and he claims to have great success. Give that a shot.

Once every other month is not enough unless you are ill which you are not.

Best wishes in your endeavor.
 

3 Seconds

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Maybe its time to go to a swingers party.

You will find out quickly your wife's thoughts. Its a good way to find out if she is just a very low sex drive woman or if it just your dick she doesnt want(Doesnt mean she doesnt love you though)

But if she is like the energizer bunny w/ the other dudes cocks its may be time to cut bait..
 

The Sponge

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Okay let me give the right answer. He doesn't need therapy. He needs to talk talk talk. Why ask a site? Ask her. Maybe she is thinking the same thing. :shrug: Communicate my brother and then take if from there.
 

tonkgolf

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Well, trying to take all of this in at one time is a lot to think about. Tried communicating talk seems overrated!

Sex therapist not a bad idea. I actually mite get excited if the therapist is hot! If it's a woman!

I'll keep trying.
 

marine

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is she on any sort of birth control or medication? some birth control forms like "the pill" can have adverse effects on a woman's sex drive and basically.. kill it.

have her talk to her doc about medicine to bolster the sex drive again.
 

SixFive

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is she on any sort of birth control or medication? some birth control forms like "the pill" can have adverse effects on a woman's sex drive and basically.. kill it.

have her talk to her doc about medicine to bolster the sex drive again.

there are dozens of medications that do this, probably hundreds. Good thought.
 

THE KOD

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Sex therapist not a bad idea. I actually mite get excited if the therapist is hot! If it's a woman!

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there are some sex therapists where you can go alone without your wife.

I think they call them ho's though and you could die from aids or worse.
 
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