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So what up Gents, what do you think about the under on the TX vs. Ore game?
 

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RY:

Thats the bottom line though the kids are dead. You want her killed because it satisfies your (societies) needs. What I am saying, is if you believe in the death penalty, this is not a death penalty case. If you believe in the death penalty, save it for someone like Tim McVey. The real interesting thing about this case too is how God seems to always play a role in these types of killings. (Let me just open that can of worms right now) Does anyone ever wonder about that.

Eddie

Holy shit. With this post #100, I became a senior member. I guess that means I right.
 
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Eddie Haskell said:
RY:

Thats the bottom line though the kids are dead. You want her killed because it satisfies your (societies) needs. What I am saying, is if you believe in the death penalty, this is not a death penalty case. If you believe in the death penalty, save it for someone like Tim McVey. The real interesting thing about this case too is how God seems to always play a role in these types of killings. (Let me just open that can of worms right now) Does anyone ever wonder about that.

Eddie

Eddie,

Let's just let it go brother...what do you think about the under on the TX game?:)
 

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Ry:

Because I think your a good guy and I trust your judgment, I going to take all of my clients money out of my trust account and take the under on the longhorns-ducks game. I told my book I was going to go under on the game and I got it at 132. Go D.

Eddie
 

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What gives you the right to say that shit about me, my school, or my state! You Fuhk! I have had just about enough of you pal! You take your Sissy ass Ohio Born Yankee P.O.S attitude and Stick it up you Arse! I'd like to show you what I drive, A brand new Expedition with a snowbaord Rack on top with no stickers and no gun Rack! You are so pathetic! I don't chew tobacco and I have all my teeth! Although I'd like to take a shot at knocking some of yours loose with that comment about Auburn University!You crossed a line with me buddy and now I'll be on you like white on rice everytime I can!

The KKK Sucks, get over that crap and quit watching Springer, that stuff went out with Disco!


Just because I live here don't mean that I fit the stereotype! As far as the other states I don't know, But Texas is a fine place and the rest of the 50 states, just some people make the places undesireable to go to, Say Ohio, wouldn't want to visit that place, too many a@@holes, like say you!
 

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Eddie Haskell said:
Ry:

Because I think your a good guy and I trust your judgment, I going to take all of my clients money out of my trust account and take the under on the longhorns-ducks game. I told my book I was going to go under on the game and I got it at 132. Go D.

Eddie

I know you are being facetious - I have the under @ 162;)

GLTA
 
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(skinny Ohio born Yankee, Eddie Haskell typing on his computer with "Sweet Home Alabama" playing on the radio)

Ry:

I figure your just joshin me with that under stuff as everybody and his mother are on the over. Hence the 132 joke.

(I heard Mr. Young sing about her, I heard ole Neil put her down...")

Anyway, I just love those Maryland Terrapins tonight to beat the snot out of those hillbillies from Kentucky. Other than Vanderbilt, those SEC schools have absolutely nothing to offer academically or with there athletic teams.

("Neil Young does not bother me, does your conscience bother you")

Seriously though, why the under. Did you ever see My Cousin Vinny. Sheriff in that movie kinda reminds me of old Blue.

Eddie
 

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Eddie Haskell said:

Ry:


Seriously though, why the under.
Eddie

I just think it's going to be a defensive battle, I am looking towards a low scoring game, I could be wrong tho - I was just trying to bounce ideas off of the team. If I bet against Texas I know Monk & Kmac would have a few words for me next time I see them:D . I just think the under is the best play....we shall see:shrug:

GLTA
 

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I'm done with this, Where exactly did you get your law degree, Antiqua? Man dicks like you are why I travel west and not north!

I tell you what some people are just so fuhking ignorant, Haskell you win I'm a redneck, shitkicking, tobacco spitting, truck driving meth head, Deer Shooting, Beer Drinking, S.O.B! You nailed it! I guess I can't fool you! My best friend was a Lawyer, God rest his Soul, but I used to tell him this too! No matter how bad I feel, I can at least look myself in the mirror in the morning( yes smartass I have a mirror in my double wide, but I had to get it out of the dumpster ) and sigh with a big smile and say "Damn at least I'm not a lawyer"!



Sorry Bama if you read this I still like you! You too Taoist!
 

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Someone found a letter you wrote me, on the radio
And they told the world just how you felt
It must have fallen out of a hole in your old brown overcoat
They never said your name
But I knew just who they meant.

I was so surprised and shocked, and I wondered, too
If by chance you heard it for yourself
I never told a soul just how I've been feeling about you
But they said it really loud
They said it on the air
On the radio

Whoa, oh, oh
On the radio
Whoa oh oh oh
On the radio
Whoa, oh, oh
On the radio
Whoa, oh, oh

>>>>>>>>>>

Kansas -5
 

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It wasn't until the doctors accidentally left a laptop unmanned in Eddie Haskell's "sanity cell" after documenting some of their more recent treatments on him that they noticed there actually was something out there that could serve as a viable form of daily entertainment for him.

Watching him gleefully bang away on the keyboard as he howled at the ceiling gave them just the insight they needed. What letting him outside, giving him alcohol, giving him porn mags, or letting him watch cable for an hour couldn't soothe, apparently the Internet could. The doctors thought it odd, but after finally finding a solution for his mandatory one-hour per day treatment breaks, they were not about to take the "privelege" back from him.

After all, 23 hours of foaming at the mouth in a straightjacket as one constantly runs head-long into the same 4 walls can tax even the most energetic patient. "Let him have his fun for the day", they thought from behind the observation windows. Little did they realize the world of hate they had just introduced a select few Internet bulletin boards to.


:fingerc:
 

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Hey Monkster:

What Lone Star are you on? Thats your best reply? Why don't y'all round up that uppity yankee from Fon du Lac for more anti-lawyer support. Other than Ry, the rest of you have become quite tiresome. Good Bye.

Reasonable Eddie
 

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Meth Head: Someone who uses Speed! Crystal Methamphetamines, Crank.

See my above post it might explain it better! When I got a divorce and had a best friend pass away in the span of a couple of weeks I turned into a little bit of an addict but I am well now and highly educated on the subject! But as I said earlier I have seen the Light and moved on past that stuff! Makes you crazy! Kills people, Some people call it Trucker speed because Truck Drivers( not all of em OK ) Use it to stay awake and Drive long periods, that is why I tied it into the truck driving meth head!

Figure of speech I guess!

You not ever had to represent one of these kind of people, they're notorious for getting in trouble!
 

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Hey Mr. Monkey:

I haven't left yet. Since I just became a senior member, I think I deserve a little more respect from you rebels. Ya know I do have to say one good thing about the south, I love sleeping with southern women and they way they talk with that southern drawl gives me goose bumps all over my skinny Yankee ass. Just the other night, I was with Blue's ex.......

Eddie, the lover.

P.S. Felonious, those of us lucky enough not to live in your billy state, know all about Texans. Ya know its funny, all these metaphors and generalizations about different areas of the country are usually reality based. See ya at the rodeo pal.
 

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I really hope you were, yall would be perfect for each other!

She's a low down piece of chit snake in the grass too! Yeah she would lie cheat and steal just about anything and everybody, kind of always thought she would make a great lawyer!


Oh, Haskell how does my Johnson taste? You should know if you were with my ex!
 
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