How does this happen?

[Eddie Haskell]

Ryson:

Great call on the under in the Texas-Oregon game. I thought since I ruffled a few feathers on this board you were trying to steer (pun intended) me down the wrong cow path. Shouda known no matter how we may disagree on other issues, no true gambler would intentionally steer another down the path he didn't truly believe in. My bad and my apologies. I'm the idiot who missed out though on a winner. got any more?

Mornin Dogs:

I don't see how thats a spin. What I'm talking about is mental capacity and intent. I'm not saying she did or did not have the capacity because I was not in the courtroom nor did I hear the evidence. From a common sense point of view, I guess I am biased in thinking that anyone who kills there children is insane.

This is about capacity and intent. The negligence analogy was meant to show the differences between the two legal concepts. The result was the same, that is, 5 dead children. The means of death was different, one due to negligence of the mother, the other, as you mistakenly state was due to her intentional act.

My point was, and is, I'm not sure she had the capacity to form the requisite legal intent. Although this sounds like legal doublespeak (although as I'm typing it sounds that way to me). She's talkin about God and the devil etc. It's too crazy. Did she know she was killing her children, yes. Did she appreciate why she was commiting this horrendous act, I'm not sure.

Guys, by killing her, your doing her a favor. Letting her live with the possible eventual realization on her part as to what she has done is probably a more brutal, punishment. By the way, how many diseased mothers out there are thinking well I better not kill my kids or I may get the death penalty. Respectfully, I believe none. Its not a deterrent boys.

Do you really think I like child molesters, rapists etc. to be on the streets. If so, you really are not gettting my message.

Eddie

 

[PRO190]

Six Five..

I live in DAME county, yes DAME county, the Mayor a woman ,County supervisor woman , Fire Chief woman, highest % women on fire,DA Office, and police force in nation, voted as #1 city for les..errr women to live in by womens mag 5 yrs in a row etc, etc.........

All this Tree hugging, animal =to humans BS, and other liberal man hating bull starts at the the political Pinnacle, if this was a female Warden NOTHING would have been said...

I have a beautiful wife and daughter so I do not want to hear I am INSENSITIVE to the womens plight, that munchkin ADA Humphrey, all he prosecutes is assinine dribble like the above, traffic and DWI offenses, that really having alot of talent, yes your honor the defendant tested above .10 >>GUILTY>> way to go Paul, that was impressive and no I have not had a DWI.....

The point is this city has gone from a great college city to the BS that you see and I have not even started, just take a look at the fire dept and that says it all, Time to MOVE..

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

Ok Eddie Lets take all lip music out of both sides and settle this like gentlemen,which I think there is mutual respect from both of us,with actions not words.

Going to make you a couple of walk the walk offers.You can take me up on either,neither or both. One leans the left and one the right.

All my left wings buds(yes I have some)and I are forever getting into debates over prejudice.I think every race is (wrongly)prejudice to others to some extent.I always make them this offer and argument usually stops. I'll make you the same and since Ohio and Ky are sister (doesn't that sound nice) states I won't have far to drive.

The offer:On the eve of Halloween I will drop my drawers and yell I am a redneck from Ky at any corner of your choice in Cinn after which I will take you to the dinner of your choice IF while we are eating,your wife will have to stay at the bar and your children trick or treat in the neighborhood of my choice.

The 2nd is my greatest pet peeve in those I deem the cowards of life that preach about aspects of war and such and are clueless, in fact they rant, protest and vote for people equally as gutless to hide and justify their own cowardice. My next offer stems from one who has been there and done that and in defense of all veterans.

The offer: If you can find 1 person in all of the people you know even to include people they know that served in any branch of military, in any war ,that has received more military decorations not to exceed same tenure of active duty(no 20 year lifers)
than I,I will put $500 in any account of book offered @ Jacks for you. If you fail I only ask that you purchase $50 worth of cat and dog food and take it to your local Humane Society. Proof will be dd214 form with raised seal,no copies
P.S. I thought life imprisonment was right call on lady in question.

 

[ddubs]

Eddie:

All you had to do was to start your initial reply to this thread with the one above (explaining your point in a CIVILIZED manner)instead of calling them uncivilized morons, then all this non-sense wouldn't have gotten out of hand, don't you think? We may disagree with your point of view (I still think the insanity defense is BS and abused way too much), but I don't think anyone here would have started calling you names if you hadn't started it, right?

 

[kevinmac_99]

Dear Eddie.......

Dear Eddie.......

Whats going to happen to you when you die???

Are you gonna lie still???

KMAC

"I just love General Tsos"

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Dogs:

I have reviewed both of your offers and find, after discussing them with my counsel, I must refuse both.

I will not allow you to choose a bar for my wife nor will I allow you to choose the neighborhood where my child will trick or treat.

I do not know any decorated war veterans. If I do know decorated war veterans, I am unaware of their honors.

I may be missing your point. Please elaborate.

Eddie

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Dubs:

I do have a bad habit with name calling. Kinda like Blue's frustration with me, I get fed up with the constant right wing, conservative barrage against lawyers. The real problem is the insurance company's, chamber of commerce, republican brainwashing has worked and have gotten so many people to believe there horsecrap. You are right about the name calling though.

Kevin you unbelievable moronic, dolt. Just kidding boys. Kevin in response to your query....wormfood. No God, no afterlife no emotional security blanket. Just a decaying body with a pocketfull of paper with Missour +6 and Tennessee Tech +11 written on it.

Eddie

 

[fatdaddycool]

you know what haskell,

you know what haskell,

I have listened to your idiotic drivel enough. You are a stupid bastard!
you try to sound intellitgent in your posts yet everything is reduced to where someone lives. Let me just say a man is not measured by the state or country he lives in, he is measured by the mind adn condition of his character. You have neither.
Do you realize, you jackass, that nobody spoke on those kids behalf. No body was there to show the jury pictures of little Mary in her Barney jumpsuit with her dollie and say what a promising life she may have lead. Instead she was slaughtered by her Mother, the caregiver.
No, but Eddie Haskell was here to tell us how I, our, tax dollars should support her the rest of her life. She may have been insane but the jury and court ruled she wasn't. Why haven't you replied to the other post I sent you about an insanity plea and what it has to do with sentencing?..NOTHING you idiot..absolutely NOTHING. She was ruled Sane buy the same court you are applauding for a job well done. But in your efforts to simply piss everyone off, you decide to overlook that.
You are not intelligent, not remotely funny, and if maybe some good will come out of this. By your standards it is o.k. to drown your kids, so I feel it is my duty to ask where your MOM is in all this? If you could please go pull her off the drunken panhandler that gave her her last fix, could you please ask her why she hasn't done the world a favor and drown you yet?
If youfind that comment rather stinging..too bad...I find your brashness and stupidity even more offensive. You are no more than a small minded idiot that uses insults and sarcasm to argue a point. Running a red light and killing someone constitutes a Manslaughter charge, dragging someone ,such as yourself, behind a truck to his death. That is Murder. Drowning five babies is Murder. Allowing people like you to live in society is a travesty.

P.S. Since I was born and raised in the North I will be going to my Daughter's first Prom, as no good person has drown her yet, if you give me your address I will HAPPY to stop by and show you what I mean about the difference between Manslaughter and Murder...whatta say tough guy

 

[ddubs]

Your point is well taken, it boils my blood when I hear people saying that doctors make way too much, considering when you guys are charging me 150 bucks an hour just to talk to you on the phone. But life's not fair, and we all got to live with it. As long as you love what you're doing, that's all that matters. I love to hear all different opinions on a certain subject, God knows I'm not always right, but it's irritating when a good argument has to be tainted with name-calling.

GL today

 

[fatdaddycool]

one more thing

one more thing

I am a veteran, and I see why you know none of them. They would have shot you.....Also in typical Lawyer fashion you blame their "bad rap" on the republicans and congress and everyone else. Most of them are Lawyers you idiot. Not a soul in this forum knew you were a lawyer until you told them, and everyone figured out you were and idiot long before then....I bet you don't want anyone picking a bar or neighborhood for your kids to trick or treat in or a to have the wife sit in, would not make sense. If you insist on allowing your spawn to peregrinate in neighborhoods that you are not familiar with they may get hurt. What would your take on the death penalty be then?

p.s. Peregrinate - to roam, or wander. To gad about.

I know big new words are tough for you smart lawyers.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Fat Daddy Cool:

Just when I was starting to get warm fuzzy's about my Texas bretheren, you decide to put 4-5 hours of thinking into your most recent post. Well, fat, may I call you fat? I find your truck driver mentality quite boring and tedious. Frankly, I'm surprised that I'm even responding to someone such as yourself with obvious limited capacity.

Oh well, one more time. Any one who wants to meet someone to teach them the difference between manslaughter and murder because they disagree with the content of their posts sounds to be a very limited, angry bottom dweller. After I read your post, I found that I became dumber. You have nothing to say.

Your emotional argument caused tears to fall on my keyboard but, little else. I can picture you feverishly typing on your computer with the American flag flying in the breeze behind you. How many Proud to be American bumper stickers do you have on the back of your F-150? Youre a truck driving fool with nothing to add. go away.

Scum like you would be the first to drive that picup truck dragging that black man to his death. You aint kiddin me fat. Don't worry, he was probably a fag too. I think some one referred to it as a johnson. Fat, you must have a little johnson.

You referred to my mother. She died in 1986. Anything else.

Eddie

 

[kevinmac_99]

Eddie.....

Eddie.....

Don't you type 10,000 word documents and call them briefs?

Just curious.....

Eddie talking to the Judge:

?Your Honor, in the first place, as they say, I am going to say it. I was going to say what you said and the reason I am going to say it, is not because you just said it. If you had not said it, I was going to say it first.?

Jerk :thefinger

KMAC

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Kev:

Never counted the words. How did you get a copy of my last transcript? How did UT do last night?

Fat:

Knowing that you were in the military service, are trained to fire a weapon, guarding our country so that scum like myself can live here and rip off clients and insurance companies makes me tingly all over. From the bottom of my lack of heart, I thank you.

Eddie

 

[fatdaddycool]

eddie

eddie

Eddie,
not possible for you to get dumber that is redundant.(thanks Juice) If you think for a moment that saying your mother died in 1986 should bring some sort of sympathy from me or anyone else you are nuts. I am not suprised that she has passed on, probably offed herself upon seeing how you turned out. I myself, graduated from University of Illinois, received Masters at Texas Weslayen, after which went into PHD program so no It didn't take long to figure out what to write, on the contrary did I make you mad with what I wrote? I don't think that the man dragged behind the truck was gay at all, why are you a staunch supporter of Gay right s also? In another post you said your parents were getting old and it would be hard to move, or did you mean your wifes parents?...You posted on this forum for the sole purpose of pissing people off yet you steadfastly refuse to say anything to peoples face. You can call me anything you want and it won't bother me because now I and everyone else understand, that you are nothing more than a smart -assed little coward. Do us all a favor since I will no longer waste my time on piece of crap like you.......by the way I heard Andrea Yates is looking for a son.....maybe you can call her MOM

 

[fatdaddycool]

BTW

BTW

I only drive my f-250 power stroke when towing my boat to the lake house, moron.
Yes you may call me fat because it is just a name and what is in a name.
I am not angry at all, just giving a little of your own medicine.
As far as meeting you in public, implies nothing about my character or mental capacity. Simply mean I think you are most likely a sniveling little wimp that got beat early and often in life but somewhere some how somebody fell a little short in the quality beating department........you see Eddie....in real life people take responsibility for their own actions and statements, they don't hide behind fake names and frivolous posts.
Damn right I am proud to be an American...see I didn't enter college until after I served my country.....Curious..did you serve yours??...I doubt it....didn't take long to think of this post either, anyway nice talking to ya. Hope to see you soon:thefinger

 

[kevinmac_99]

Ha Ha Ha.....they COVERED you **** :thefinger

KMAC

I didn't know lawyers were soooooo bright......do you by chance inform your clients that your last good case was Budweiser?....Or better yet I bet you that your daughter's name is Sue and your son is Bill......LMAO!!!!

What? I bet you even Cross-examine your wife when she says, "I love you".

LMAO!!!!!

Your a joke bro....:fingerc:

KMAC

 

[kevinmac_99]

Fat daddy.......

Fat daddy.......

I betcha his Mom knew he was gonna be a lawyer because she starting eatng a lot of Bologna........LOL

KMAC

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Fat:

How'd both the Illini and longhorns do last night? Fat, you don't upset me. I really don't want to hunt you down to show you the difference between manslaughter and murder because your stupid. Not my style buddy. You see guys like you are future clients for some local lawyer. Why do I want to interfere with his cash cow.

Maybe you and Blue can get together, come on up here to the Queen City and kick my skinny, Yankee ass together. We need a good old fashioned, Texas style ass-whoopin around here. Graduate degree from Texas Weslyan? Now an unfortunate commentary on the state of higher education in texas. What the hell are they teaching you guys down there, stupidity 101.

If you and Blue really received post-graduate degrees from your respective universities, I think I would ask for my money back. Since you got your PHD, I guess I should call you Dr. Fat. Hop in your pick-up, turn on your local talk radio nhost or Rush, think about the good ole days shooting people in the military, and bop your little johnson. Live your miserable closed minded life.

Peace, love, dove,

Eddie

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

CNN NEWS FLASH:

The Law Society has just reported that an individual named Eddie Haskell, a lawyer has been charged with FRAUD as he never attended LAW SCHOOL.

I myself am studying LAW currently at York University(Osgoode Hall) and I have to say this guy is giving Lawyers a bad name! Shame on you Eddie

Eddie, are you one of those lawyers that begs your 60 year old secretary to give you oral every night due to stress from the job?
(INSIDE LAWYERS JOKE)


:nono:

 

[Juice]

not possible for you to get dumber that is an oxymoron!

fatdaddy, are you aware that that is actually a compliment and not an insult?
I'm sure you meant to say redundant, not oxymoron, right?